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Impressions of Canada's fugitive?
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Nigga b batshit, yo 212 38.13%
Who? 29 5.22%
pffft even Jesus was born in this country 205 36.87%
Op a human being 110 19.78%
Total: 556 votes
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jewel Repetition posted:

One of them tried to poison him, so they probably know what's up.

Wait, what?

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Platystemon posted:

Wait, what?

Check it out:



She planned it with the leering guy in the background.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
On ar15.com, one of the trump supporters called the cruz supporters "Cruzlims."

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
radical cruzlamic terrorism

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Reminder: Ted Cruz did better than most of these guys.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

fiorina was the second republican VP candidate in history, that's historic

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trumps Baby Hands posted:

fiorina was the second republican VP candidate in history, that's historic

The first person, man or woman, to lose the same presidential primary twice.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Trumps Baby Hands posted:

fiorina was the second republican VP candidate in history, that's historic

She was a number two all along

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I don't think Cruz is dead yet. He knew that keeping Trump under 1237 was unlikely even before the Indiana blowout. What changed in Indy was the insane negative attention he was getting.

I think he still plans to stack the rules committee to invalidate the first ballot. Probably some kind of "faith-based opt out" that will keep what creatures he has among Trump's pledged delegates from needing to vote on the 1st ballot. Then it's on to the 2nd ballot coup.

Indy just showed him that further campaigning is counter-productive.


An object at rest, can not be stopped!

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Has anyone heard from the Ooze man since Indiana?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Immortan posted:

Has anyone heard from the Ooze man since Indiana?

he is nourishing the glistening eggs in his basement

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Top City Homo posted:

he is nourishing the glistening eggs in his basement

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Ork of Fiction posted:

I don't think Cruz is dead yet. He knew that keeping Trump under 1237 was unlikely even before the Indiana blowout. What changed in Indy was the insane negative attention he was getting.

I think he still plans to stack the rules committee to invalidate the first ballot. Probably some kind of "faith-based opt out" that will keep what creatures he has among Trump's pledged delegates from needing to vote on the 1st ballot. Then it's on to the 2nd ballot coup.

Indy just showed him that further campaigning is counter-productive.


An object at rest, can not be stopped!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/04/ted-cruz-donor-toby-neugebauer-backs-donald-trump/83937626/ a bunch of super rich cruz supporters have switched to Trump, so that would be a huge cash drain

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Baloogan posted:

radical cruzlamic terrorism

I am much more frightened of this than I ever was of Islam

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

a boutique meme

Top City Homo has issued a correction as of 17:49 on May 6, 2016

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Ted Cruz people and John Kasich people are getting salty at each other on Twitter, blaming each other for Donald Trump winning

https://twitter.com/jeffroe/status/728635813014044673?s=09

https://twitter.com/JWGOP/status/728642877794869248?s=09

Blazing each other, not the citizens who voted for him, or the republican party for sowing the seeds

to be clear these are the campaign manager and strategist for cruz and kasich respectively

Toadvine has issued a correction as of 15:22 on May 8, 2016

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Toadvine posted:

Ted Cruz people and John Kasich people are getting salty at each other on Twitter, blaming each other for Donald Trump winning


Wasn't Trump easily beating a hypothetical Cruz/Kasich hybrid by the end? This is very petty excuse.

Sad!

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

crowoutofcontext posted:

Wasn't Trump easily beating a hypothetical Cruz/Kasich hybrid by the end? This is very petty excuse.

Sad!

Yes. It's amusing to watch former Cruz campaign staffers claim that the Ooze Man had a chance in the Northeast.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Immortan posted:

Yes. It's amusing to watch former Cruz campaign staffers claim that the Ooze Man had a chance in the Northeast.

especially after his nyc attack in the debate

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Toadvine posted:

Ted Cruz people and John Kasich people are getting salty at each other on Twitter, blaming each other for Donald Trump winning

https://twitter.com/jeffroe/status/728635813014044673?s=09

https://twitter.com/JWGOP/status/728642877794869248?s=09

Blazing each other, not the citizens who voted for him, or the republican party for sowing the seeds

to be clear these are the campaign manager and strategist for cruz and kasich respectively

Jeff Roe didn’t bring his A‐game. He didn’t drive any of the other candidates to commit suicide this time.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Immortan posted:

Yes. It's amusing to watch former Cruz campaign staffers claim that the Ooze Man had a chance in the Northeast.

Or, hell, the northwest! Cruz was out in the sun too long at that point and everyone'd had a good, long look at him. No way could he carry poo poo besides a few early contests. Ted Cruz is repellent at every level.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump could croak tomorrow and Cruz still wouldn’t get the nomination.

I don’t know who would, but not Cruz.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

One week following the Cruzening, Glenn Beck is still weeping like a baby on every platform available to him about his Conservative Values

it's really funny

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V0pumxenJo

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/279354-cruz-floats-restarting-campaign-if-he-wins-nebraska

And on the third day six hundred and sixty-six amphibian priest-slaves gathered in an abandoned Nebraska missile silo to recite the Lord's Prayer backwards and provide succor to the newly resurrected soupgoat Rapha-El.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Platystemon posted:

Trump could croak tomorrow and Cruz still wouldn’t get the nomination.

I don’t know who would, but not Cruz.

BUCKLE UP!!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Trump is Cruzing for an oozing

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Top City Homo posted:

Trump is Cruzing for an oozing

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



the ted cruz anthem


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K6vQRt67g

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


BANG!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fire bad

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

FYI that official video had been edited last year out of the blue not to feature the scene where the preachers is caught with a black gay man in the toilet and another one were another preacher chill in pool surrounded by scantily clad women anymore.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

The light burns ussss

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Ted Cruz is a nasty guy.

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