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Well at least we can definitively say OJ didn't do it this time
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Sep 16, 2016 16:43
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there's a norm-esque punchline about the cat being the only suspect, but I'm no good at that kind of thing.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:48
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So he came to watch the cat, which was good, but then he did a lot of drugs and died... which was bad. I'm glad he fed the cat. Wish he didn't do a lot of drugs and die. That's kinda weird. Saying to himself "alright so I'm here feeding a cat. What should I do now? I've got it, I'm going to do a lot of drugs and die. Then I don't have to watch the cat." Short sighted thinking. He accomplished his two goals in the short term, but in the long term, he died. Me I'm always trying not to die.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:52
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greatn posted:So he came to watch the cat, which was good, but then he did a lot of drugs and died... which was bad. I'm glad he fed the cat. Wish he didn't do a lot of drugs and die. This part has to be louder than the rest, almost yelling. It's how I read it in Norm's voice.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:05
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Norm must feel terrible about that kid using all his drugs like that but at least he's dead.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:15
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Is his cat okay 
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Sep 16, 2016 18:57
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I bet Norm's cat is funny as hell.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:39
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man that is insane so on the bright side: norm's name will be up there in the news rankings, and this will sell his book a bit more, get some youtube views on the much much less bright side: the parents of a kid norm probably overpaid and trusted with his home to do a very simple task are immediately looking to see if they can sue norm or force him to write a check for not putting his prescriptions in a gun vault
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Sep 16, 2016 20:43
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"And books, you know I don't like books" *buy Norm's book overlay pops up*
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Sep 16, 2016 21:00
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turbomoose posted:"And books, you know I don't like books" much more intense than this even, about five minutes after i see the news break about norm being sued by his son's dead friend's parents stephen merchant just said on the podcast "if anyone wants to sue, sue norm, he's looking for that publicity, i'm not"
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Sep 16, 2016 21:07
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I hope Norm can handle another lawsuit right on the heels of the defamation suit from the Saville estate
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Sep 16, 2016 21:44
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He's a pee-do-phile
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Sintax posted:I hope Norm can handle another lawsuit right on the heels of the defamation suit from the Saville estate It was criminal how he kept mispronouncing that name
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Sep 16, 2016 21:52
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syscall girl posted:It was criminal how he kept mispronouncing that name Yeah... Criminally funny!!
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Sep 16, 2016 22:12
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Ein cooler Typ posted:the conundrum In any just world it's Norm behind the desk and Jimmy pimping a book.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:09
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never watched jimmy fallon before, holy poo poo he is bad
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Sep 16, 2016 23:13
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natetimm posted:In any just world it's Norm behind the desk and Jimmy pimping a book. its jimmy pimping adam eget
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Sep 16, 2016 23:14
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like he really ruined Norm's joke, seems that Fallon comes from a world where the audience needs to be told when to laugh and him acting that way really clashes with Norm's humor
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Sep 16, 2016 23:14
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The real question is: did Norm's cat eat the teenager.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:20
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Jimmy Fallon is too high-strung and weaselly to be the face of late night. He's funny, he's just not the type of funny required to drive a show like that. He physically cannot play the straight part in a skit or interview without melting down into a giggling mess.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:27
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natetimm posted:Jimmy Fallon is too high-strung and weaselly to be the face of late night. He's funny, he's just not the type of funny required to drive a show like that. He physically cannot play the straight part in a skit or interview without melting down into a giggling mess. Fallon is so bad Seth McFarlane gets sick burns on him.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:54
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Jimmy Fallon was trash on SNL who couldn't stop giggling at himself to execute a single skit, and that he has had such success since then is proof that God has turned away from us
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Conan laughs a lot during skits as well, but he manages to hold it together to be the straight guy when he needs to. Part of what's necessary for a lot of comedy to work is to have a Bob Newhart or Johnny Carson or Will Ferrel in the mix who can deadpan stuff and act serious for the silly guy to bounce off of. That entire facet of comedic performance seems to get less and less attention as time goes on in favor of more wacky, random poo poo. Norm is great because he plays that type of dude while still telling the jokes.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:08
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natetimm posted:Conan laughs a lot during skits as well, but he manages to hold it together to be the straight guy when he needs to. Part of what's necessary for a lot of comedy to work is to have a Bob Newhart or Johnny Carson or Will Ferrel in the mix who can deadpan stuff and act serious for the silly guy to bounce off of. That entire facet of comedic performance seems to get less and less attention as time goes on in favor of more wacky, random poo poo. Norm is great because he plays that type of dude while still telling the jokes. Hmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNZMvkG87aE checks out.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:11
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Whether or not you enjoy Will Ferrell's style is one thing, but he hardly ever breaks composure when playing it straight. Celebrity Jeopardy is 100% fueled by him with other people just hamming it up. Without his stuffy and shocked demeanor, a lot of the stuff the contestants are doing just wouldn't be as funny. Norm is great as Burt Reynolds acting crazy, but Will really sells it by being so exasperated and embarrassed by him.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:17
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Best example of the Will Ferrel vs Fallon dynamic is the cowbell sketch where Will keeps it straight the whole sketch until Jimmy Fallon has ONE LINE and can't deliver it without laughing like a loving retard.
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greatn posted:So he came to watch the cat, which was good, but then he did a lot of drugs and died... which was bad. I'm glad he fed the cat. Wish he didn't do a lot of drugs and die. Very good. If only you could work in a Man Grate, it would be perfect.
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AugmentedVision posted:never watched jimmy fallon before, holy poo poo he is bad There was a Simpsons episode in the late 90s/early 2000s where Homer says "what are you laughing at, boy? And don't say Jimmy Fallon or I'll know you're lying!"
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Sep 17, 2016 05:42
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I can't believe he's so popular, he really is just the worst. I'd watch Mike Bullard reruns by the dozen before I could sit through one loving minute of that little rear end in a top hat Fallon.
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Sep 17, 2016 06:30
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natetimm posted:Jimmy Fallon is too high-strung and weaselly to be the face of late night. He's funny, he's just not the type of funny required to drive a show like that. He physically cannot play the straight part in a skit or interview without melting down into a giggling mess. all i read is jimmy fallon physically cannot be straight
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thank u sir
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https://twitter.com/annielederman/status/776914988472545281
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I can't believe he's so popular, I'd watch Mike Bullard reruns by the dozen before I could sit through one loving minute of that little rear end in a top hat Fallon. I haven't thought about that guy in years! When Mike Bullard would blink his entire head would fold in on itself.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I can't believe he's so popular, he really is just the worst. when i used to work as a waiter mike bullard was at a wedding we were catering and i was pretty excited because he was the only famous person i'd ever seen irl. i think it was his cousin's wedding or something but anyway he was mcing and he was wearing this awful orange cardigan that made him stand out like a big cheeto thumb in the venue. he was painfully unfunny and later when i was bussing his table i accidentally spilled what was left of the little jug of cream down the back of his awful sweater. he didn't notice and i got away before anyone could blame me.
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Sep 17, 2016 22:10
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Mike Bullard had eyes that looked like little black buttons
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Sep 17, 2016 22:18
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I once carried Mike Bullard's groceries to his car, he did not tip
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I genuinely miss Mike Bullard. And with regards to the 'straight man', that part of the act is absolutely essential. The Smothers Brothers are the perfect example. Abbot and Costello, too. Seriously, look up some Smothers Brothers stuff; still funny.
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ah hells yeah
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Dave Concepcion posted:ah hells yeah u glorious bastard
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