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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO3ot894Oyw

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Awww yeah I've got a crowd (of paid actors hired to cheer around a parking garage)!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jV_11_q6Hc

Donald Trunk still isnt half the rich comedy politician as Herman Cain

ass cobra has issued a correction as of 11:43 on Jul 17, 2015

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Please come back Herman and just have your entire platform be pokemon quotes

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Broenheim posted:

Please come back Herman and just have your entire platform be pokemon quotes

Gotta catch em all (the mexicans)!

Gravy Train Robber
Sep 15, 2007

by zen death robot

Broenheim posted:

Please come back Herman and just have your entire platform be pokemon quotes

Please don't belittle the accomplishments of Herman "Pokemaster" Cain.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

rear end cobra posted:

Gotta catch em all (the mexicans)!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgCxJzjc-U

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM


Still the greatest moment in political advertising history

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Anybody tried some Herman's Godfather pizza?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW_nDFKAmCo

I can't make it more than 15 seconds in because it makes me feel bad in my stomach, but I've heard it's good.

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

rear end cobra posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW_nDFKAmCo

I can't make it more than 15 seconds in because it makes me feel bad in my stomach, but I've heard it's good.

Uz bekka bekka bekka stan

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Pokemon

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
voted 9 9 9

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

The best

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1D0quttOeY

Lord Cain

From Cainthology (Songs In the Key of Cain) by Tim Heidecker
https://itun.es/us/x_AKC

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
this token black candidate isn't nearly as good as DR BEN CARSON

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I sincerely miss Herman Cain this election go-round

The man wanted to be the Pokemaster so bad and I can respect that

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

DOOP posted:

I sincerely miss Herman Cain this election go-round

The man wanted to be the Pokemaster so bad and I can respect that

he wanted to be the very best.... like no one ever was........

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

railroad terror posted:

Uz bekka bekka bekka stan

I think you'll find that it's actually called Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9dr-FItR8

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Man, for the longest time I thought I'd imagined this song.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Was he the one who put out the ad that featured the little little girl putting a rabbit in a catapult and then blowing it to hell with a shotgun? Because that was far and away the strangest political ad I'd ever seen.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

railroad terror posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM


Still the greatest moment in political advertising history

Look at how wrong you are

EDIT:

The Tao Jones posted:

Was he the one who put out the ad that featured the little little girl putting a rabbit in a catapult and then blowing it to hell with a shotgun? Because that was far and away the strangest political ad I'd ever seen.

Yes, and previously she'd killed a goldfish to demonstrate how stimulus was bad.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Captain_Maclaine posted:

Look at how wrong you are

EDIT:


Yes, and previously she'd killed a goldfish to demonstrate how stimulus was bad.

wow i forgot about these, holy poo poo these were awesome

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Is that supposed to invoke Atticus Finch shooting the rabid dog

Fuckin brilliant either way

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

my bony fealty posted:

Is that supposed to invoke Atticus Finch shooting the rabid dog

Fuckin brilliant either way

I tend to doubt whomever made those, and indeed anyone involved in Cain's 2012 campaign, are capable of that level of subtext.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee" - Herman Cain

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

railroad terror posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM


Still the greatest moment in political advertising history

Holyshit, is that real?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


my fav: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eGBSkvt1pg

OniPanda
May 13, 2004

OH GOD BEAR




Awww SHUCKY DUCKY

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

OniPanda posted:

Awww SHUCKY DUCKY

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Was 999 a good game? The opinions I've heard are polarized but Cain decided to make it a campaign platform.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

please herman, come home! i believe in you!

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

wansnt this guy a frontrunner for a little while.

man as good as this republican primary is looking i dont think anything can to 2012

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Look at how wrong you are

EDIT:


Yes, and previously she'd killed a goldfish to demonstrate how stimulus was bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AJFleIrQ1Y

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Many a year ago I was in college studying to be a journalist because I was a young impressionable idiot. Herman Cain was just a state level embarrassment back then, far from his national stage. I got to interview him after some speech or another and he spent the whole time looking at my photographer like he was going to devour her. She was petite, redheaded and so pale she emitted light. (Also probably a third of his age)

That's my story - both it and Herman Cain suck

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Maybe she reminded him of his favorite pokiman?

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


rear end cobra posted:

his favorite pokiman

Poonytang

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