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Jul 18, 2015 15:39
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I had a sensible chuckle
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Jul 18, 2015 16:30
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Jul 18, 2015 16:32
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apparently dodge stole a guys truck and now he has to get the truck out of dodge
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I can't car game this one because I lol'd
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Yeah that was pretty good.
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Jul 18, 2015 20:20
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First time I've seen a FYAD poster wander in here and start a worthwhile thread. Feel free to hang around a bit. While you're here, do you know what kind of cars that pain doctors (anesthesiologists) drive? Audis -> Oww-deez nutz lol
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The honda is alright, its the lexus you gotta watch out for. http://www.businessinsider.com/passengers-suffer-whiplash-in-google-self-driving-car-crash-2015-7
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FIAT = Fix It Again Tony LUCAS = Leave Us Cold And Stranded
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Jul 19, 2015 23:02
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Did you hear the joke about Fords? I would tell it but I don't recall
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:FIAT = Fix It Again Tony Farting Indiscriminately Around Town.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:21
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condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology
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Jul 20, 2015 03:43
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Enourmo posted:condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology 
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Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.
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^ ^^^ Both above are loving brilliant Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusing Engine Noises Hope Our Luck Doesnt End Now Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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Jul 20, 2015 12:24
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I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY THAN DRIVE A FORD
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Most Operating Practices Allude to Retardation
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IOwnCalculus posted:I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY THAN DRIVE A FORD IS THAT A RED FORD OR A RED CHEVY 
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Automatically Understand Douchebag Inside
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Badly Made Waterpumps
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Enourmo posted:Badly Made Waterpumps Villainous Workmanship
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Enourmo posted:Badly Made Waterpumps  Fix Or Repair Daily
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did you hear why there are so many Ford models represented in the hotwheels lineup? It's so future owners get used to pushing them at an early age 
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Enourmo posted:Badly Made Waterpumps Bleed My Wallet
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Jul 20, 2015 22:09
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Bust Out Another Thousand Oh wait wrong thread
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Peter eats ugly gravy on Tuesdays
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Proving Every Unbearable Geyser Enjoys Often Trade-ins
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Jesus drove a Honda but didnt talk about it. For I did not speak of my own accord - John 12:49
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meatpimp posted:Jesus drove a Honda but didnt talk about it. In Joel 2:10 it talks about his Eclipse: "Before them the earth quakes, The heavens tremble, The sun and the moon grow dark And the stars lose their brightness." And then I drove up in my sweet-rear end eclipse.
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I love 'em. All Customers Undergo Repair Anxiety Attention: User Doesn't Indicate! Doddering Old Dudes Get Excited Fix It Again, Tony Fix Or Repair Daily Loser Americans Need Dumb, Radically Oversized Vehicles, England Realized Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Incessantly Late Everyday
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Masochistic And Seemingly Errant Reasoners Aspire To It http://i.imgur.com/NaEadSc.gifv meatpimp fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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why did the race car driver go to the strip club? to see girls in pole position alt punchline; to get a lap dance
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more jokes less acronyms please
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A man answers a knock on his door to see a beautiful blonde standing on his front stoop. Before he can even speak, the blonde launches into her long terrible story - how she had been abused as a child, ran away from home, wound up broke and on the streets, got picked up by a whore smacking pimp, on and on. She ends by explaining that she is trying to get herself away from that life and back home to her family and that she is looking for a job. The man, feeling sorry for the girl, tells her that if she will paint his porch he will pay her $500. He leads her to the garage, shows her the paint, dropcloths and brushes and goes back inside. About a half-hour later, he is surprised to hear the blond calling him from the front door. You couldn't possibly be finished yet? he asked. Sure am, said the blonde and by the way, it isn't a Porch it's a Ferrari.
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starbarry clock posted:more jokes less acronyms please Rolling with the punches.
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