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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

So what are the chances I get to see an A-10 strafe a teaparty rally in my lifetime?

got u covered m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkzrxN5Jn0

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

So what are the chances I get to see an A-10 strafe a teaparty rally in my lifetime?


got you covered m8

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

The public in this country is not going to stop posting furiously on the internet about the government long enough to actually revolt. Raging about <insert societal/governmental issue here, and yes that includes leftist ones here> on the internet with a cold beer right next to you is way more fun than actually getting shot at, and there is no problem in this country even remotely approaching the severity needed to spark revolt.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
True for whites maybe. Black people seem to be getting shot on the regular already no matter what they might or might not do.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

SumYungGui posted:

True for whites maybe. Black people seem to be getting shot on the regular already no matter what they might or might not do.

yea black on black violence is a real problem in this country

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


SumYungGui posted:

True for whites maybe. Black people seem to be getting shot on the regular already no matter what they might or might not do.

If they would stop shooting each other then maybe it wouldn't be such a problem.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


:stare:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Genocide Tendency posted:

If they would stop shooting each other then maybe it wouldn't be such a problem.

actually it would still be a huge problem

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

OMGVBFLOL posted:

actually it would still be a huge problem

are we talking about the size of their dicks?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

are we talking about the size of their dicks?
Speak for yourself. My dick can swing with the best. :dong:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Democrats don't know how to fight. All they know is to pull out. Unfortunately, that works neither in the global arena nor the backseat of a Prius. Even more unfortunate is this: so long as they keep failing, they'll keep producing more stinky hippie crotch spawn, bleeding heart Neil Young songs, and swing votes.

Pulling out is better than the alternative

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ron Jeremy posted:

Pulling out is better than the alternative

Can't argue with that.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Ron Jeremy posted:

Pulling out is better than the alternative


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeUVPAyntCY

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

are we talking about the size of their dicks?

no

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

JSARSOM posted:

Neither could we. :shrug:

I dunno, 200 dudes against 6,000 and we killed them 20:500. Sounds ok.

Edgar posted:

Haha the militia types around me are fairly confident that the Utah national guard will join them on their siege of hill airforce base when the time comes.

Awesome, all the loving linguists will be put to good use. :rolleyes: Maybe the KC-135s can roll in at low altitude and dump fuel on the enemy.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 26, 2015

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Godholio posted:

Awesome, all the loving linguists will be put to good use. :rolleyes: Maybe the KC-135s can roll in at low altitude and dump fuel on the enemy.

Jet fuel can't melt extremist dreams

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

Jet fuel can't melt extremist dreams
No, but they'll have to wash the smell out of their clothes unless they want to get even more cross-eyed.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Pesticide20 posted:

Jet fuel can't melt extremist dreams

No, but it propels them quite effectively.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
It would have to depend on the scope of what you mean by a "revolt". Civilian groups haven't really fared well against military forces in U.S. history. See. e.g. Whisky rebellion, Blair Mountain, Veteran's Bonus March....

Even an armed "trained" militia group of racists/Christian extremists/Mormons/Moonies, whatever, would likely fare little better given the complete lack of any air support, or weaponry beyond AR-15s and pipe bombs. Local communities usually don't tolerate extremist assholes causing trouble in the neighborhood, so the chances of a prolonged insurgency from a small group on U.S. soil would be remote at best. So if it's a small group, they would all be arrested, dead, or in hiding within weeks, if not less.

If the cause is a popular one with widespread support, then the result would be substantially worse. Most Americans have a strong sense of right and wrong and justice and patriotism extends further than just waving a flag. If the issue is something along the lines of the president suspending congress and taking a third term, one could expect a large armed populace quickly willing to disrupt federal government activities and seize armaments, not to mention expecting large swatches of the military and associated equipment to defect to the rebel cause leading to a prolonged civil conflict between rebels and pro-government forces.

The Syrian conflict done large is a good example of what would be expected if there was an open revolt, but in this case it would be self sustaining as there really isn't a third party providing arms to both sides.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cult_hero posted:

It would have to depend on the scope of what you mean by a "revolt". Civilian groups haven't really fared well against military forces in U.S. history. See. e.g. Whisky rebellion, Blair Mountain, Veteran's Bonus March....

Even an armed "trained" militia group of racists/Christian extremists/Mormons/Moonies, whatever, would likely fare little better given the complete lack of any air support, or weaponry beyond AR-15s and pipe bombs. Local communities usually don't tolerate extremist assholes causing trouble in the neighborhood, so the chances of a prolonged insurgency from a small group on U.S. soil would be remote at best. So if it's a small group, they would all be arrested, dead, or in hiding within weeks, if not less.

If the cause is a popular one with widespread support, then the result would be substantially worse. Most Americans have a strong sense of right and wrong and justice and patriotism extends further than just waving a flag. If the issue is something along the lines of the president suspending congress and taking a third term, one could expect a large armed populace quickly willing to disrupt federal government activities and seize armaments, not to mention expecting large swatches of the military and associated equipment to defect to the rebel cause leading to a prolonged civil conflict between rebels and pro-government forces.

The Syrian conflict done large is a good example of what would be expected if there was an open revolt, but in this case it would be self sustaining as there really isn't a third party providing arms to both sides.

You say that now but when Russia backs the Loyalists and the Mexico begins backing the Guerreros de Cristo you'll change your tune.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cult_hero posted:

...as there really isn't a third party providing arms to both sides.

lol do you actually think there wouldn't be

putin imagines the scenario in your post when he masturbates

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

oh well the size of their dicks is def a huge problem for some which is why i am confused

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I'm a proud descendant of John Brown and even I think he was a terrorist, you'd need a pretty compelling situation to see a widespread, open revolt in this country.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

OMGVBFLOL posted:

lol do you actually think there wouldn't be

God Bless America, where we'll have hundreds of indigenous parties providing arms because gently caress Yeah 2nd Amendment.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

cult_hero posted:

It would have to depend on the scope of what you mean by a "revolt". Civilian groups haven't really fared well against military forces in U.S. history. See. e.g. Whisky rebellion, Blair Mountain, Veteran's Bonus March....

Even an armed "trained" militia group of racists/Christian extremists/Mormons/Moonies, whatever, would likely fare little better given the complete lack of any air support, or weaponry beyond AR-15s and pipe bombs. Local communities usually don't tolerate extremist assholes causing trouble in the neighborhood, so the chances of a prolonged insurgency from a small group on U.S. soil would be remote at best. So if it's a small group, they would all be arrested, dead, or in hiding within weeks, if not less.

If the cause is a popular one with widespread support, then the result would be substantially worse. Most Americans have a strong sense of right and wrong and justice and patriotism extends further than just waving a flag. If the issue is something along the lines of the president suspending congress and taking a third term, one could expect a large armed populace quickly willing to disrupt federal government activities and seize armaments, not to mention expecting large swatches of the military and associated equipment to defect to the rebel cause leading to a prolonged civil conflict between rebels and pro-government forces.

The Syrian conflict done large is a good example of what would be expected if there was an open revolt, but in this case it would be self sustaining as there really isn't a third party providing arms to both sides.
To see something seriously bad happen in America you'd need a sudden and violent crackup of the two-party system. And it would probably not just be America but a big wave of this poo poo happening in multiple countries. The wars in the Middle East are part of a larger regional upheaval. So Syria had a one-party system but it snapped apart, with big chunks of the regime taking their brigades with them and forming the FSA, and then it all going noodle-shaped after that.

Similar kind of thing in the 1850s-1860s, which saw the collapse of the Whigs and the Radical Republicans taking their place, and the Democrats snapping apart along sectional lines then civil war. France invades Mexico. Austria and Prussia go to war. There's the wars of Italian unification etc. etc. etc.

The 1960s also saw major turmoil in the Western world. (France practically had a coup d'etat by de Gaulle. The Troubles kicked off.) In America there were political assassinations, sniper ambushes on cops, riots in 100 cities. The Democrats went through the wringer as a political coalition but came out the other side in one piece. But had there been a violent rupture it could have been worse.

Though I don't really see anything like that happening now.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Civil unrest is one thing and we've had some of that (like in Ferguson and Baltimore) which could keep boiling or even accelerate -- don't count it out! That's not war, though.

Civil wars require organization and, more importantly, money. The Civil War saw plantation owners, effectively billionaires of their time, hiring enough soldiers to outfit their own brigades + equipment, uniforms and weapons and then becoming "colonels" and leading them into battle. In the north, it was rich industrialists who had the right political connections to buy themselves a general's rank.

Militias today don't have any money.

It involved a lot of rich and powerful people deciding to throw in. Right now the Democrats and Republicans are the vehicles for those rich people to get their way and they like it that way. Really it'd be like if Silicon Valley billionaires and the Walton Family kickstarted armed factions and began fighting each other, while the political parties implode and reconfigure into something else.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Terrorists killed 3,000 people in a Hollywood style attack, and then the government stripped rights and embarked on a war based on false pretenses complete with open torture of people and an almost total economic collapse and most people continued watching reality TV and going to the mall.

It'd have to be some biblical poo poo to get Americans in the streets in numbers that are relevant.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

VikingSkull posted:

Terrorists killed 3,000 people in a Hollywood style attack, and then the government stripped rights and embarked on a war based on false pretenses complete with open torture of people and an almost total economic collapse and most people continued watching reality TV and going to the mall.

It'd have to be some biblical poo poo to get Americans in the streets in numbers that are relevant.
But that brought Americans together more than it turned them against each other. To see ordinary Americans bring the hanging, burning and murdering of other Americans (in large numbers) back into fashion you gotta use a different recipe. My recipe is 1) money/organization and 2) racial tension. Put those two things in an oven and bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes and you have domestic civil conflict.

Edit:

I also forgot political disorder among the two parties. But we don't have that really. We have racial tension (polling suggests Americans have reverted basically within the past year to where they were before 2008 in terms of how dismally they view race relations). We have scattered white terror and #blacklivesmatter succeeded in burning up one neighborhood in Baltimore for one evening. And now that hashtag is getting co-opted by the Democrats for Hill's re-election campaign. Business as usual.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 29, 2015

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
True enough, I'm just making the point that Americans can look at a lot of chaos at home and abroad and weather it due to our high standards of living.

Actually, even better than race, just wait a few years until the middle class is completely broken and the divide is complete between rich and poor, then we're gonna see some shenanigans.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
this thread is gayer than 5 dudes loving 4

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
vv use your artist recruit skills to draw 5 fat hairy dudes loving the number 4 thanks in advance

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
it depends on who has the strongest nasheed.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

it depends on who has the strongest nasheed.

post your fav nasheed go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t-Nrek3VUE

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
actually im changing my answer cuz lmfbo at that pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_mZv_SdZw

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
It's actually this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ivub38kOI

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

vv use your artist recruit skills to draw 5 fat hairy dudes loving the number 4 thanks in advance

k





the viewer is the 5th gay hairy fat man

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPnhtkKdF7I

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Victor Vermis posted:

k





the viewer is the 5th gay hairy fat man

5

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

VikingSkull posted:

True enough, I'm just making the point that Americans can look at a lot of chaos at home and abroad and weather it due to our high standards of living.

Actually, even better than race, just wait a few years until the middle class is completely broken and the divide is complete between rich and poor, then we're gonna see some shenanigans.

Wealth inequality is, so far, kind of a boiling frog situation. It loving sucks, a lot of people know it loving sucks and know they're getting a deep dicking by the guys on top but life isn't.total poo poo so nobody wants to break everything to put fuckers against the wall. The problem is going to come about when another 2008 happens because a pile of rich fuckers wanted to burn the country a little bit more to loot the ashes only this time it doesn't just cause house prices to change a bit, it starts to gently caress with stuff like food prices. When lots and lots of people suddenly can't feed their kids all at the same time and there's a clear "this poo poo is why" event like the bank bailouts at the same time then that boiling frog is going to turn out to be a pile of kindling waiting to catch fire.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SumYungGui posted:

Wealth inequality is, so far, kind of a boiling frog situation. It loving sucks, a lot of people know it loving sucks and know they're getting a deep dicking by the guys on top but life isn't.total poo poo so nobody wants to break everything to put fuckers against the wall. The problem is going to come about when another 2008 happens because a pile of rich fuckers wanted to burn the country a little bit more to loot the ashes only this time it doesn't just cause house prices to change a bit, it starts to gently caress with stuff like food prices. When lots and lots of white people suddenly can't feed their kids all at the same time and there's a clear "this poo poo is why" event like the bank bailouts at the same time then that boiling frog is going to turn out to be a pile of kindling waiting to catch fire.

Fixed.

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