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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Let's graze a little hell and check out this heifer of a pay per view. It's coming on soon. Moo. Let's look at the card. We got four "agains" and a finally.

Preshow
King Barrett vs King Truth Again- Wade Barrett sucks

PTP vs New Day Again- which is fine cuz I get to see Titus and Big E be big at each other and also Kofi.
Cena/Owens Again- Their matches have been really good but I don't know if I have the heart for another
Sheamus/Orton Again- They seem to be paired up together because they're both not hurt but they don't want to do anything with them
Reigns/Bray- The first of many, I imagine.
Brock/Seth Finally- Don't be fooled, there will be no finality to this.

I am going to watch it.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:45

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HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:50

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:53

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

I'm going to watch this ppv and expect half the matches to end with a duck finish.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:04

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

AJ Styles run-in to put Brock in the Calf Killer confirmed.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:05

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

i'm lactose intolerant

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:07

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Knock Knock

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:11

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Bigass Moth posted:

I'm going to watch this ppv and expect half the matches to end with a duck finish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4_qmZPdZcI

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:13

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

I'd like to thank cows for producing the milk with which I gain muscle mass from and horrible horrible acne all over my body

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:16

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Knock Knock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsGU71cJ4no

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:17

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I'm watching mainly because I miss you guys and Game Day threads.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:17

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

DEAR RICHARD posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyFABQX62A

poo poo you ruined my joke.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:18

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

BigRed0427 posted:

I'm watching mainly because I miss you guys and Game Day threads.

I'm mainly watching to see what the big surprise is that's going to happen.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:19

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

poo poo you ruined my joke.

knocked your brains out

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:19

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

DEAR RICHARD posted:

knocked your brai

MOOOO

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:24

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

I'm watching because

BAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACK

LEEEEEEESSSSSNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:27

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

all i want for my birthday is a cool and good event

i'm laughing at those who think seth won't retain

e: tbey added charlotte vs. banks vs. brie

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:27

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Knock Knock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17LDYDDPpFA

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:28

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Vertical Lime posted:

all i want for my birthday is a cool and good event

i'm laughing at those who think seth won't retain

gently caress, I just realized that means were also getting a bullshit ending, because no way Seth is pinning Lesner clean.

Why the gently caress should I bother :smith:

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:28

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

BigRed0427 posted:

gently caress, I just realized that means were also getting a bullshit ending, because no way Seth is pinning Lesner clean.

Why the gently caress should I bother

New Day PTP shenanigans.

Cena and Owens will be at it again, but Owens may become US champ.

Regardless of the finish, Seth and Brock will be a great match.

Also isn't this another free PPV? They've done it so many times I've lost track.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:30

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Vertical Lime posted:

e: tbey added charlotte vs. banks vs. brie

Brie better get her tapping hand ready

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:33

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

This should be a quite good PPV

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:33

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

ShakeZula posted:

Brie better get her tapping hand ready

I wan't twenty minuets of Charlotte and Sasha Banks just beating the ever loving gently caress out of both Bellas.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:35

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Vertical Lime posted:

e: tbey added charlotte vs. banks vs. brie

WWE.com's yet to mention this as far as I can tell, just PWI speculating. Not saying it won't happen, but it's not actually been 'added' yet. Other sites are reporting it as just being a possibility as creative rushes to fill the IC match spot.

I'm game, at least it'd be two thirds of a good match.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:37

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

pressedbunny posted:

WWE.com's yet to mention this as far as I can tell, just PWI speculating. Not saying it won't happen, but it's not actually been 'added' yet. Other sites are reporting it as just being a possibility as creative rushes to fill the IC match spot.

I'm game, at least it'd be two thirds of a good match.

Maybe they'll just do the exact beats of the planned IC Title match, but assign the roles to the different Divas. Charlotte as Show, Banks as Ryback, and Brie as Miz, Banks wins with Shellshock.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:40