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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm also mad Swerved hasn't had Vince chasing people around backstage with some lovely underwear on a stick.

I'm mad about a lot of things.

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Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(

Writer Cath posted:

This feels like it's going to be a very short show.

more time for owens/cena and sulpexes

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I'm not too hype for the show but that is usually when I enjoy ppvs the most so I guess I'm hype about not being hype? Strange

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Glad I'm not seeing Ryback tonight tbh

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Glad they went out and got music from the Command & Conquer soundtrack for this.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Writer Cath posted:

This feels like it's going to be a very short show.

Just wait ill Sheamus/Orton, then it won't feel short

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I am: eating gelato and drinking root beer.

I am: not mad anymore.

Bring on the wrestle.

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(

Shoehead posted:

Glad I'm not seeing Ryback tonight tbh

im weirdly bummed out he's hurt. he's been in a good place the last few months.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I got some kind of Hawaiian pork chop and rice with a Mountain Dew.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Eltoasto posted:

Just wait ill Sheamus/Orton, then it won't feel short

The match has already happened, is happening and has yet to happen.

The boringness transcends time and space.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I am making saltimbocca, bein classy

Also mussels in garlic broth

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Will this show be okay or will it be bad as hell, I'm kinda rooting for the latter tbh

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I'm also mad Swerved hasn't had Vince chasing people around backstage with some lovely underwear on a stick.

I'm mad about a lot of things.

haha that's one mad cow!!!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

more time for owens/cena and sulpexes Authority promos and ads

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oatgan posted:

haha that's one mad cow!!!

Please do not fat shame oatgan.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


remember when Bray was good instead of bad

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

projecthalaxy posted:

remember when Bray was good instead of bad

Yes it was a great time

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Fat Lowtax posted:

Will this show be okay or will it be bad as hell, I'm kinda rooting for the latter tbh

I'm a WWE apologist and I am expecting it to be a bit underwhelming, but they've actually had surprisingly good matches here and there so who knows. I expect that Owens/Cena and the rumored womens match would be good. Sheamus/Orton is just boring and I don't think I could get into it, but the title match could be cool even though it will be a gently caress finish. But if women/tag/Owens matches are good then it's a fine ppv despite the rest.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I think I know where Bray's been shooting those spooky videos.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
uh hello mahvel top 8 is on right now what are you all doing here

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


NickRoweFillea posted:

uh hello mahvel top 8 is on right now what are you all doing here

watching bray wyatt promos

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


#JeSuisBrayWyatt

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Been eating crappy due to being on vacation, so popcorn and beer it is for me.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Shoehead posted:

Glad I'm not seeing Ryback tonight tbh
Ryback was the best guy booked in that match, if anything I'm happy I'm not going to watch a match with Big Show and Miz

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
is booker hyping bray wyatt by bringing up him losing to cena and taker?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Bray can do worse than cribbing Charles Manson quotes.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Oh I forgot we're doing hour-long preshows now

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

buttlegroung

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bray Wyatt is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and also Hook.

HEAR YE HEAR ME

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hear ye, here me

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Bray Wyatt without a cult, without something meaningful to do, without anything outside the ring that actually makes him look powerful, is just some good promos and a crappy fedora.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
R-Truth's gimmick is horrifyingly terrible.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

NickRoweFillea posted:

uh hello mahvel top 8 is on right now what are you all doing here

evo sucks they don't even play virtua fighter

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
ron killings deserves more than losing a plunger to wade barrett on a preshow, in between the social media lounge and mountain dew ads

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love you R-Truth.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
R-truth so good, this is a loving cerebral promo

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Gonzo McFee posted:

R-Truth's gimmick is horrifyingly terrible.

He has a gimmick?

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

R-Truth's gimmick is horrifyingly terrible.

the wrongest post

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
http://www.wwe.com/videos/kevin-owens-gets-in-touch-with-his-artistic-side-wwecom-exclusive-july-19-2015-27678087

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Orton/Sheamus XLVIII incoming

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