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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Oh I forgot we're doing hour-long preshows now

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
R-Truth's laugh is my spirit animal

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
this loving commentary already

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Niwrad posted:

I'm guessing the nose thing is coming from Vince?

Or HHH, maybe he wants someone else to be the focus of nose jokes for awhile

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zen Dudeism posted:

This. loving. Commentary.

I don't know that I can make it through 3 hours of JBL AND Lawler at this level of shittiness.

it seems extra terrible tonight but its possible I'm just not used to this DREAM TEAM of commentary anymore

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

It's bayley jfc

bailieyle

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Corey Graves just jammed a tablecloth in his coat as a pocket square this evening

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dr. rear end posted:

do you live in an inexpensive Italian restaurant

Corey apparently does

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Striking Yak posted:

Starting with the much-anticipated Sheamus/Orton match. Great.

Obviously so Sheamus can cash in later tonight and win the title

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

Cesaro rules, and is not on this show for some loving reason

holy poo poo

Rusev and Cesaro, who have been tearing the house down on RAW for weeks -- neither of them on the PPV ahahahahahahaha

but we got this orton/sheamus banger

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I'm..kind of entertained, I guess?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Benne posted:

Lol at Cole trying to avoid saying "backbreaker"

did they ban the term backbreaker for some reason?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

nooneofconsequence posted:

Scared of a Tyson Kidd lawsuit.

wouldn't that be the neckbreaker?

also Cole just said "backbreakers" so I guess it's okay, or he hosed up

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Writer Cath posted:

We've been watching this forever. There is nothing outside this match. We are this match.

this is what happens when they lose the IC title match off the card

they just give Orton/Sheamus an extra ten minutes

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I feel like a submission move is not very effective if the opponent can be in it and resist tapping for like five minutes

and mercifully the match ends

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Luigi Thirty posted:

The Walls of Jericho

This mild discomfort, I cannot stand it for much longer!

...another few minutes for sure though

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Intruder posted:

The important thing to remember is that Stephanie McMahon is center of attention

I hope there is a Divas match here and Steph is at ringside the whole time

and we get a ton of camera cuts for her reactions

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
YES MORE STEPHANIE

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
they could have put Jojo on a box or something so Stephanie doesn't look so stupidly huge

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

projecthalaxy posted:

Triple Threat! Nikki, Charlotte, and Sasha probably?

I'm gonna guess Brie or Foxy so the champ doesn't have to job

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Always Be Reaping

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
MESSAGE

omg New Day is so good now

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

my bitter bi rival posted:

i havent watched in a month or two how long have the new day been black bo dallas

they didn't work as faces, so they heel turned them into bo dallas the team, and it's awesome

Bo has even teamed with them a few times

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pathetic little tramp posted:

Yeah I haven't really watched a whole ppv since I got wwe network, I usually just tune in for the big main event. Is the show up to the main event always this... cringey?

uh, I'll have you know that New Day rocks

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

21 Hoot Salute posted:

I'm glad Xavier isnt in this match... yes, what Cole just said. Except it's good :allears:

I think that Xavier is perfectly acceptable in the ring, but he's so much better at just loudly talking poo poo non-stop at ringside

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
WORST LEGDROP EVER

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Xavier is killing me here

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

triplexpac posted:

It must be weird wrestling to a crowd so quiet all you can hear is Xavier

I guess that's the other great thing here, I never notice if a New Day match crowd is quiet since all I hear is Woods

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
holy gently caress that apron splash

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
tricep...meat?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Sushipants posted:

Gotta say, Kofi's been really good as a heel in-ring

Yeah, I never really thought his style would work heel, but he's adjusted just enough

also RIP my predictions, I'm 1 for 3, I thought for sure they'd give it over to New Day here

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

Where the gently caress is Dean ambrose

in the same box as Cesaro and Rusev

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

triplexpac posted:

Have Bray Wyatt's mind games ever worked against anyone?

Daniel Bryan I guess?

Cena, once

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

tecnocrat posted:

What do they call the lights Cole..... you gently caress. You absolute gently caress.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
anyone but you Roman

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Gonzo McFee posted:

Oh he still has the Shield theme. loving X Pac over here...

and the coming through the crowd entrance

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

How terrible has Batleground been so far?

the new day/PTP match was good, even if the wrong team won

Sheamus/Orton lasted like six hours

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Vertical Lime posted:

i heard pro-wyatt chants

loud enough for Bray to acknowledge them

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Eltoasto posted:

Haha what the gently caress was that Roman?

figured he'd get out on the opposite side of the ring and casually jog around it and then dive into the steps

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ostentatious posted:

people cheering for wyatt, is that supposed to happen

isnt he the bad guy

well he's been creepily stalking Roman and cutting the eyes out of his posters and threatening his family

but if that makes someone a bad guy, well, aren't we ALL bad people

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