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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Dana Brooke stinks and she looks like Ricky Morton and I hate her accent.

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Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
GOAL: HIJACK NXT AND CHANGE THE ROAD TO TAKEOVER

OBJECTIVE -> EMBARRASS THE BRASS
TACTICS:
- Turn your back to Eva Marie/Dana Brooke/Baron Corbin segments
- Should these folks wrestle a match, let them know it's the "Same Old poo poo"

OBJECTIVE -> SAMI ZAYN IN THE MAIN EVENT
TACTICS:
- "No, No, No" we do NOT want to see a Mojo Rawley vs ZAYN match
- We want to see Sami Zayn in the "Title Match"
- And as always, "Ole, Ole, Ole" we are big "Sami Zayn" fans.

OBJECTIVE -> PROVE THAT OWENS IS A WRESTLE MANIA MAIN EVENT TALENT
TACTICS:
- How long can Full Sail hold a "Fight Owens Fight" chant while standing to start the show? Honestly, let's have some fun with this.
- How interested are you in this meaningless match with no stakes or story? You'd rather watch a "Kevin Owens" match? Yeah, us too.

OBJECTIVE -> ELEVATE MID-CARDERS
TACTICS:
- "Breeze is gorgeous" and let's convince the world he is too.
- "Go Go Hideo" the stronger he is the better chance Itami has to defeat jobbers in a WrestleMania battle royal.

Comsiderations:
- Samoa Joe is immortal and will always deserve respect
- There is no Blake without Murphy. "Thank You Murphy"
- Vaudevillians vs Mechanics - Can't wait, all we can say is "This Is Awesome"

Our power is in our coordination. Our objective is to be one. Our goal is to #HijackNXT

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
The "Let's Go Eva / Eva Sucks" chants are kind of perfect.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I take it back, this is almost as bad as watching Mojo count his steps out loud when running the ropes.

Sigma fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 23, 2015

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Was that an Eva Sucks Dicks chant trying to start up?

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Cassie has cool kicks

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Better than I expected, but I came away wanting more of Cassie.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Regal needs a new set of locks on his office door.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I <3 Tyler Breeze

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Now time for more gorgeousness: William Regal.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
WELL HELLO MRRRRRRR REGAL

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

Sigma posted:

This isn't bad, but she should try running instead of walking through her spots.

Her movement was kind of awful. She's worlds better than she used to be. Cassie was way better than her though. Sunk costs fallacy

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Is Baron wrestling a saiyan

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I think Baron's opponent found an old pair of Zack Ryder's long tights

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Roman Reigns posted:

Is Baron wrestling a saiyan

More like Yamcha

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Sigma posted:

All Red Everywhere!

Red Eva all night long

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

beggar posted:

GOAL: HIJACK NXT AND CHANGE THE ROAD TO TAKEOVER

OBJECTIVE -> EMBARRASS THE BRASS
TACTICS:
- Turn your back to Eva Marie/Dana Brooke/Baron Corbin segments
- Should these folks wrestle a match, let them know it's the "Same Old poo poo"

OBJECTIVE -> SAMI ZAYN IN THE MAIN EVENT
TACTICS:
- "No, No, No" we do NOT want to see a Mojo Rawley vs ZAYN match
- We want to see Sami Zayn in the "Title Match"
- And as always, "Ole, Ole, Ole" we are big "Sami Zayn" fans.

OBJECTIVE -> PROVE THAT OWENS IS A WRESTLE MANIA MAIN EVENT TALENT
TACTICS:
- How long can Full Sail hold a "Fight Owens Fight" chant while standing to start the show? Honestly, let's have some fun with this.
- How interested are you in this meaningless match with no stakes or story? You'd rather watch a "Kevin Owens" match? Yeah, us too.

OBJECTIVE -> ELEVATE MID-CARDERS
TACTICS:
- "Breeze is gorgeous" and let's convince the world he is too.
- "Go Go Hideo" the stronger he is the better chance Itami has to defeat jobbers in a WrestleMania battle royal.

Comsiderations:
- Samoa Joe is immortal and will always deserve respect
- There is no Blake without Murphy. "Thank You Murphy"
- Vaudevillians vs Mechanics - Can't wait, all we can say is "This Is Awesome"

Our power is in our coordination. Our objective is to be one. Our goal is to #HijackNXT

lmao

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



NEW MUSIC

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Sigma posted:

I take it back, this is almost as bad as watching Mojo count his steps out loud when running the ropes.

Eva was tip-toeing around the canvas like it was made of hot coals.

Mr. Swoon
Nov 25, 2003

ALL WE DO IS PARTY

I'm so glad they changed Joe's Donkey Kong music

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Joe trying to paralyze a guy

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

RIP long haired roid man

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Roman Reigns posted:

RIP long haired roid man

Triple H got a haircut years ago

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Evil Emma is very entertaining

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

oatgan posted:

Triple H got a haircut years ago

I thought he was called HGH now.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Evil Emma is very entertaining

her new music is hot as hell too

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
If Devin Taylor is ever a mystery partner for Bayley against Emma and Dana that'll be my poo poo

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

One of these days Devin is just gonna snap and we'll never see Dana Brooke again.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Orange you glad Dana Brooke is ringside?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/623991124064104448
:lol: At those entitled fucks who think the brand should be confined to a tech college facility

They want to be ECW, but FSU is no Hammerstein Ballroom.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



beggar posted:

GOAL: HIJACK NXT AND CHANGE THE ROAD TO TAKEOVER

OBJECTIVE -> EMBARRASS THE BRASS
TACTICS:
- Turn your back to Eva Marie/Dana Brooke/Baron Corbin segments
- Should these folks wrestle a match, let them know it's the "Same Old poo poo"

OBJECTIVE -> SAMI ZAYN IN THE MAIN EVENT
TACTICS:
- "No, No, No" we do NOT want to see a Mojo Rawley vs ZAYN match
- We want to see Sami Zayn in the "Title Match"
- And as always, "Ole, Ole, Ole" we are big "Sami Zayn" fans.

OBJECTIVE -> PROVE THAT OWENS IS A WRESTLE MANIA MAIN EVENT TALENT
TACTICS:
- How long can Full Sail hold a "Fight Owens Fight" chant while standing to start the show? Honestly, let's have some fun with this.
- How interested are you in this meaningless match with no stakes or story? You'd rather watch a "Kevin Owens" match? Yeah, us too.

OBJECTIVE -> ELEVATE MID-CARDERS
TACTICS:
- "Breeze is gorgeous" and let's convince the world he is too.
- "Go Go Hideo" the stronger he is the better chance Itami has to defeat jobbers in a WrestleMania battle royal.

Comsiderations:
- Samoa Joe is immortal and will always deserve respect
- There is no Blake without Murphy. "Thank You Murphy"
- Vaudevillians vs Mechanics - Can't wait, all we can say is "This Is Awesome"

Our power is in our coordination. Our objective is to be one. Our goal is to #HijackNXT

this is a good post

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

So I haven't seen NXT in a while. My thoughts so far:

-Dana is terrible

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Just caught up on the Eva match. Her spots are looking good, her transitions not so much. She seems good enough for Raw, at least for the kinds of matches she'll probably be doing. that finisher was cool too

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



More Chad Gable, less everything else

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

They are a crowd of Brandon Stroud's and they deserve all the hate they get :colbert:

True:

http://twitter.com/MrBrandonStroud/status/624018148413456384

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
is he a parody of himself at this point? I can't tell anymore

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Goddamn Simon Gotch has flexible legs :stare:

No Luck Needed
Mar 18, 2015

Ravel Crew
-eva has no timing and is not living the character, brother

-WWE has a lot of hot aussie chicks

-can't wait for Regal to call in a favor from an old friend from japan to beat tyler breeze

-samoa joe is the next wyatt

duyarvish
Feb 7, 2015
Was Stroud the wrestling media personality that kept yelling You Can't Wrestle at Nattie or am I thinking of someone else?

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Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

duyarvish posted:

Was Stroud the wrestling media personality that kept yelling You Can't Wrestle at Nattie or am I thinking of someone else?

I once heard him yell "Hey Nattie, you're the FOURTH best wrestler in the ring right now!" during one of her tag matches on NXT.

Also "never be afraid of a guy that wrestles in a shirt!" during an Owens-Neville match.

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