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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


it's really bad

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


my macbook can't run anything newer than 10.7

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Hurt Me Plenty


I use it to watch my stock portfolio, OP

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


i made this thread because notification center lost its preferences apparently so every app is now in notification center even the ones i manually removed a long time ago

thanks jony

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



i check it every now and then to see what apps have updated. then i hit the x button to turn it into the clear button, then that button to actually clear the notifications. its so bad

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


remember when apple used to make products that were thought out, engaging, and well designed

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID



Yodzilla posted:

remember when apple used to make products that were thought out, engaging, and well designed

Yeah and I still have my IIe

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

donut gravy boat


it's better than the android one

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

[posting intensifies]


everyday, its a useful center for my notifications that have occured while i was asleep or away from the phone. i dont ge ththis thread op

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

[posting intensifies]


are there people whod ont use the notification center because lmao

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



I use the today tab to check the weather in the morning

idg why so many apps [instagram springs to mind] never clean up their notifications apple should de-certify them until they do

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID



carry on then posted:

it's better than the android one

loving lol, nice 1 m8

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

carry on then posted:

it's better than the android one

its not nearly as good, lol. its actually severely fail comapred to the max level winnery of the ol' 'roid 'fication zone

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006



everything loving sucks and is terrible. gently caress

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

As a Millennial I posted:

everything loving sucks and is terrible. gently caress

cumming is excellent...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

*man who just blasted a hot load after peeping an epically savage pr0n* "everything sucks and is terrible" <- something that never happened

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



i think that was the last page of a bukowski novel i read

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006



Smythe posted:

*man who just blasted a hot load after peeping an epically savage pr0n* "everything sucks and is terrible" <- something that never happened

there's usually about fifteen seconds between the 2 but yeah that's, like, every time

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006



maybe it depends on the kind of porn.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Smythe posted:

*man who just blasted a hot load after peeping an epically savage pr0n* "everything sucks and is terrible" <- something that never happened

clearly you've never suffered from Christian post-orgasm porn guilt




I use it to quickly get to the weather app. not view weather in notification centre though lmao

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Nap Ghost

I don't b/c is unusable.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



i used it today

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.


I replaced notification center with the somethingawful front page

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

[posting intensifies]


echinopsis posted:

clearly you've never suffered from Christian post-orgasm porn guilt

*looksa t my boner* He Has Risen...

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


echinopsis posted:

clearly you've never suffered from Christian post-orgasm porn guilt


smythe is jewish

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Jews can't feel guilty

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

echinopsis posted:

clearly you've never suffered from Christian post-orgasm porn guilt

I use it to quickly get to the weather app

i guess that's one way of doing things

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

Silver Alicorn posted:

smythe is jewish

im actually an athiest, and a mra pua.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

lol if you've never felt shame and regret after an orgasm

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


update: notification center is still really bad

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.


i dont have any issues with it other than there should be a clear all button

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


i only get notifications for texts, phone calls, voicemails, and calendar events, op.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



indigi posted:

lol if you've never felt shame and regret after an orgasm

being a Horny teenager while being a Christian sucked . the amount of times that you'd be doing blow jobs and then one would get sexy guilt and start crying and the other would be horny as gently caress coz didn't cum
and then you have to start praying and asking for forgiveness??? and it's hosed up coz you get so used to feeling guilty even if you both manage to go through with it and both cum that even when you're married those feelings don't go away just because all of a sudden it's now ok.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



misread that as ever


also that gross "what did I jerk off to" regret

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




indigi posted:

lol if you've never felt shame and regret after an orgasm

also, panic

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



lmao




that feeling when you're a kid at home jerking and you hear mum or dad come home?


once my mum caught me. this was as a married man when we were between houses and we were staying at my parents. whoops

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

echinopsis posted:

once my mum caught me. this was as a married man when we were between houses and we were staying at my parents. whoops

lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



in college i was staying in a lovely rental property and was jerkin it in my room with porn really loud because no one else was home from work/school yet.

roommates neglected to tell me there was a house showing for next year's tenants. i heard them come in the house and approach my door talk softly and moved to the next bedroom.

i didn't adjust the volume of the porn at all. i knew keeping it loud was the only way i could prevent them from opening the door.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


echinopsis posted:

lmao




that feeling when you're a kid at home jerking and you hear mum or dad come home?


once my mum caught me. this was as a married man when we were between houses and we were staying at my parents. whoops

lol

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Floss Finder

echinopsis posted:

lmao




that feeling when you're a kid at home jerking and you hear mum or dad come home?


once my mum caught me. this was as a married man when we were between houses and we were staying at my parents. whoops

lolol

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