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saying your computer has 8 gbs of ram is like saying your dick is 9 inches but for a computer
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my computer has 16GB RAM. the ladies can't handle it.
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Jul 22, 2015 18:53
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tumor looking batty posted:saying your computer has 8 gbs of ram is like saying your dick is 9 inches but for a computer I'll be honest that's not that much ram and frankly not a very big duck either
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Jul 22, 2015 18:55
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Tailored Sauce posted:my computer has 16GB RAM. the ladies can't handle it. both of these are unironically true for me
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Jul 22, 2015 18:57
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even a single bit is enough if you know how to use it
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Jul 22, 2015 18:57
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turns out I had 6 gbs of ram in my pants, if you know what i mean as in, I was literally carrying 6 gigabits on a keychain for a while
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Jul 22, 2015 19:18
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*glances at girlfriend with a look of sad resignation* you know, they say 640k should be enough for anybody...
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Jul 22, 2015 20:26
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:*glances at girlfriend with a look of sad resignation* is that 6.4 figures? power botton fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jul 22, 2015 |
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Jul 22, 2015 20:46
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actually 8 gb is p average, so it would be more like saying I have a 5 in dick, hth op
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Jul 22, 2015 20:53
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A Pinball Wizard posted:actually 8 gb is p average, so it would be more like saying I have a 5 in dick, hth op 5 is average?
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Jul 22, 2015 22:38
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tumor looking batty posted:saying your computer has 8 gbs of ram is like saying your dick is 9 inches but for a computer look at this scrub who prob only makes 5 figgies
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Jul 22, 2015 22:44
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I'm tyrone and I'm here to fukc your wife, long ram style.
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Jul 23, 2015 01:02
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my dong is like my ram: red, bent, and covered in cooling fins
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Jul 23, 2015 01:43
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Smythe posted:my dong is like my ram: red, bent, and covered in cooling fins
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SYSV Fanfic posted:I'm tyrone and I'm here to fukc your wife, full DIMM style.
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Jul 23, 2015 01:48
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8GB is not much RAM, and I do have 9 inches because i dont have to compensate with a RAM upgrade duih
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Jul 23, 2015 01:56
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Smythe posted:my dong is like my ram: red, bent, and covered in cooling fins
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Jul 23, 2015 02:39
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my ram is like my dong: overheated and filled almost entirely by chrome
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Jul 23, 2015 02:51
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Doc Block posted:look at this scrub who prob only makes 5 figgies it's me. the five figure scrub. thanks part time work and a tragic economy that values computer nerds over life saving health professionals 
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Jul 23, 2015 02:54
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I shoulda gone back in time and got a job hacking the finance industry
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Jul 23, 2015 02:55
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three hots and a cot baby
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Jul 23, 2015 03:01
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8 general bullshit
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Jul 23, 2015 03:07
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echinopsis posted:it's me. the five figure scrub. thanks part time work and a tragic economy that values computer nerds over life saving health professionals don't worry man, computer nerds arent being paid much either
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Jul 23, 2015 03:15
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My dick is like my processor: it megahurtz
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Jul 23, 2015 03:25
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echinopsis posted:I shoulda gone back in time and got a job hacking the finance industry Yes you should've. The pay is dope as poo poo and the pace is slooooooow and I get to gently caress with mainframes.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:26
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My computer has 24gbs of Video ram
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Jul 23, 2015 03:43
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lol your computer has 8 gbs
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Jul 23, 2015 03:48
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PuTTY riot posted:5 is average? i had thought that the average was 3.5. this is very concerning...
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Jul 23, 2015 03:52
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every single person posting in this thread knows exactly how long their penis is in a variety of states and dress
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Jul 23, 2015 03:53
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and which testicle hangs lower
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Jul 23, 2015 03:53
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or, if a woman, your bra size, though that has a much more practical reason for being known.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:53
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PuTTY riot posted:and which testicle hangs lower also, which is louder.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:54
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duTrieux. posted:or, if a woman, your bra size, though that has a much more practical reason for being known. a lot of women are not the size they think they are
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Jul 23, 2015 03:54
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↑↑ that also applies to tits.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:55
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PuTTY riot posted:a lot of women are not the size they think they are it's a travesty
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Jul 23, 2015 03:57
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↑ that also applies to dicks.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:57
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duTrieux. posted:or, if a woman, your bra size, though that has a much more practical reason for being known. or vaginal depth
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Jul 23, 2015 04:11
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lol if your dick isn't at least a dece six and a half inchies
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Jul 23, 2015 04:12
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but enough about my ram baby lets talk uptime
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Jul 23, 2015 04:18
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Guaranteed 5 nines of reliability
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