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During the last election cycle I came across a video on Herman Cain's youtube channel. This video was called "The Making of the Cain Chronicles" and it outlined the process behind a CGI series to be made starring Herman Cain. This video showed storyboards and motion capture footage of a story where Herman Cain had been transported to the near future, a totalitarian dystopia where Barack Obama's disastrous policies plunge the nation into a depression so deep that surveillance robots and masked government troopers keep order with an iron fist. The footage showed a man jumping on to a barrel to simulate Herman Cain vaulting onto a land speeder. Within 24 hours it was gone. Probably because this sort of thing reflected very poorly on the judgment of any serious presidential candidate that would approve it. To this day, I have seen no more evidence that it ever existed, but it did, and it was glorious. I'm not on drugs.
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What was the theme song like?
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There was no theme song. Just some Real Adventures of Johnny Quest level CGI Herman Cain on a hover bike. This is the only evidence I've been able to find that it ever existed: http://www.hermancain.com/TheCainChronicles-30
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WhaleFarmerJohn posted:serious presidential candidate
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oh my loving god. look at this guy http://www.hermancain.com/AmericanSniper-272
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babypolis posted:oh my loving god. look at this guy yowza
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