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when i start my new job i'm going to bike to a rail station, ride the railz 30 min out to a suburb, and then bike again to work. public transportation is the modern equivalent of hitler.
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Jul 23, 2015 22:29
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trains are really cool, as is their cheaper cousin, bus rapid transit aka dedicated busways. you know who else liked trains, and probably would like busways? mussolini
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Jul 23, 2015 22:30
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*trapped in traffic with a screaming baby, an adult listening to anime themes and punching the sit slowly and making wooshing sounds* this is wonderful. what an enriching experience *idly unscrews electrical panel and removes wires*
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Jul 23, 2015 22:30
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a man at the circus will eat a train piece by piece, but it's not a trick, it's an act of hatred. the clowns fear him
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Jul 23, 2015 22:31
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man, we've been in the same spot for thirty minutes. I could have easily dismantled this entire thing with my bare hands several times over
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Jul 23, 2015 22:33
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it's so sad to see such a cute, young couple fight like that. they should be fighting the train, with sticks and rocks and fire, until it is a smoldering ruin
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Jul 23, 2015 22:35
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true story: once I saw someone rip the false leg off someone else right as the bus stopped, and ran out into the night. at that moment, my destiny was clear. Qwerinty, the Dark Rail
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Jul 23, 2015 22:38
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Qwerinty posted:true story: once I saw someone rip the false leg off someone else right as the bus stopped, and ran out into the night. at that moment, my destiny was clear. Qwerinty, the Dark Rail did he use it to hop hop hop his way to home? |
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Jul 23, 2015 22:54
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As your city's Mayor I will be happy to incorporate crowd surfing as an alternate means of pedestrian traffic during gridlock hours. All motorists stuck in traffic (including freeways) will be required to get out of their vehicles and assist pedestrians along on their travel routes into and out of the city. I will also require all city traffic to be done in electric bumper cars. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 23, 2015 22:56
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meditation on the 5 skandhas, for bus: matter: as i breath in, i am aware of the physical manifestation of the bus around me. as i breathe out, i feel a wet spot on my seat sensation: as i breathe in, i smell boobs and sweat. as i breathe out, i realize that all phenomenon are impermanent perception: as i breathe in, my heart is filled with the joy of living. as i breathe out, a man washes his entire body with wetwipes in the seat next to me mental formations: as i breathe in, i invite the buddha to still my mind. as i breathe out, i silently judge the women across from me for wearing brown shoes with a black purse consciousness: as i breathe in, i am aware of my breath-body independent from my physical form. as i breathe out, a man rips off another mans prosthetic leg and runs away with it
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Jul 23, 2015 22:59
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it doesnt exist here. honestly i think its a myth |
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Jul 23, 2015 22:59
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Qwerinty posted:*trapped in traffic with a screaming baby, an adult listening to anime themes and punching the sit slowly and making wooshing sounds* this is wonderful. what an enriching experience *idly unscrews electrical panel and removes wires* Jimi Changa posted:meditation on the 5 skandhas, for bus:
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Jul 23, 2015 23:03
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two conductors, ashamed of their lives, make a pact. they flip the manual override switch at the same time, causing the trains to merge onto the same rail. 400 commuters go to heaven, the wreckage left in place as a monument to the conductor's brave actions. a plaque is installed
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Jul 23, 2015 23:06
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Jimi Changa posted:meditation on the 5 skandhas, for bus: |
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Jul 23, 2015 23:08
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Mulli posted:did he use it to hop hop hop his way to home? there were no street lights, so he literally disappeared into the night. in my headcanon, he wanders still, smashing in bus windows with the leg, kicking tires with it and putting it on the train tacks like a penny. god's work Jimi Changa posted:meditation on the 5 skandhas, for bus: ilu girl ---------------- |
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Jul 23, 2015 23:10
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on my trip to nyc, i was able to establish a lasting friendship with someone a few states away. i listened to music i haven't heard in ages, and read some articles about space. the seat in front of me crushed by my anger and strong hands, the bus twisted like a locker room towel. the train was reduced to ash and scattered to the sea
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Jul 23, 2015 23:20
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*worms crawling around me, through me, merging with me, whispering softly* "there is a maze in the center of the earth. it's o'hare international"
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Jul 23, 2015 23:33
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I took a series of buses and trains to central California, and my rage and grief washed them out to sea, drowning hundreds. |
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Jul 24, 2015 00:10
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the year is 2072. i roll up to the supermaglev station and open up robotbook on my google Eye(tm). i scroll through my list of liked pages until i find the one im looking for, "Todays supermaglev holo-transfer color - closed group (no narcs!)". I remember the feeling of a frown that can no longer mar my smooth metallic features as I search through all of my body compartments. gently caress. I have literally every other color except infrared. Guess i'm paying full fare today
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Jul 24, 2015 00:14
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the trains in korea are good, they can get you to every major city in the country in an hour and a half tops, the buses in tempe arizona however, suck and always have one dude blasting a lovely homemade mixtape from his phone
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Jul 24, 2015 02:48
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it musta sucked to be Mussolini, man, be a real shitter but always live in the shadow of the big dogs Hitler & stalin, that kinda living can really drive one mad y'know?
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Jul 24, 2015 02:55
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this donkey just sucks....
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Jul 24, 2015 02:56
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i'm going to rattle the spinning bar thing off the train with a boombox on my shoulder. the intense sonic vibrations will destroy the train utterly
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Jul 24, 2015 02:59
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like i'm not saying i feel BAD for mussolini its just I feel its like this. Hitler's like mozart right, but mussolini ain't even sallieri. STALIN is salieri, mussolini's just like salieri's fat dad who chokes on a meatball early in the movie, like who cares
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Jul 24, 2015 03:04
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don't impugn stalin, he was powerful and strangled a light rail with his mustache and charimsa
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Jul 24, 2015 03:22
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what if trains could.... talk?
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Jul 24, 2015 03:48
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Luvcow posted:what if trains could.... talk? i would silence them, like a flute plugged up mid note with a cork, or a man who thinks he can talk around me ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2015 03:51
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Jul 24, 2015 03:52
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God I love the trainhat
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Jul 24, 2015 03:57
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Jul 24, 2015 04:01
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chapter 8: on a rail
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Jul 24, 2015 04:07
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what i do is rent the biggest taxi i can find, then i get them to just go along bus routes and we pick up whoever looks cool at each stop, they give their busfare to me and if they're not cool they get kicked off. you can even drink if you wait for the driver to turn and look for cars or smth and no one snitches on you
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Jul 24, 2015 04:24
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Yonkers posted:what i do is rent the biggest taxi i can find, then i get them to just go along bus routes and we pick up whoever looks cool at each stop, they give their busfare to me and if they're not cool they get kicked off. you can even drink if you wait for the driver to turn and look for cars or smth and no one snitches on you ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2015 04:28
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Yonkers posted:what i do is rent the biggest taxi i can find, then i get them to just go along bus routes and we pick up whoever looks cool at each stop, they give their busfare to me and if they're not cool they get kicked off. you can even drink if you wait for the driver to turn and look for cars or smth and no one snitches on you lol
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Jul 24, 2015 04:32
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public transportation is really expensive here |
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Jul 24, 2015 05:13
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*sits with hands folded in lap, listening to some bach. in front of me, a man punches another man sitting next to him for snapping gum. it's the #15 in Denver* I pay $1000 a year for this privilege. I am content with my life. *pulls the emergency escape lever, the decompression crushes the bus like a hot soda can in cold water*
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Jul 24, 2015 05:20
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The 28x bus takes me to the airport, and after it drops me off i assume it goes straight back to hell bc it doesn't pick anyone up |
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Jul 24, 2015 20:29
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i'm jealous of public transport and the ability to not have to own a car |
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Jul 24, 2015 20:34
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real talk not owning a car is the best thing |
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