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Qwerinty posted:this morning a man across form me and tapped me with his foot, indicating he'd like me to take my earbuds out. he said he loved my hair, and it complimented my good looks. it's the sort of experience you can only experience on public transportation, and it really made me feel good about myself and started the day positively. he disgusts me. DID YOU gently caress? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jerry Cotton posted:DID YOU gently caress? no, he crumpled into salt before my gaze ---------------- |
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last night i had a dream where i was being chased by a train whose smokestacks constantly emitted thick black smoke and the harsh glare of its front light pierced threateningly through the fog. the rails extended forever in each direction and no matter how fast i ran the thumping, hammering noise of its engine rang in my ears. i say dream instead of nightmare because i could easily take a train in a fight
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if i was a decepticon i would transform into a bus
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i painted my car yellow with black and white checked lines. im a character from mad max
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:if i was a decepticon i would transform into a bus crying softly dropping people off at home, knowing i provide a valuable service to their lives Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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they can never know who i really am..
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if there are enough boats on a lake you can count it as another street
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make a city thats one big cylinder and then everyone can just take the elevator
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:make a city thats one big cylinder and then everyone can just take the elevator buses are like horizontal elevators bog pixie fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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carpools are the chimeras of modern times
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when i see someone give up their seat to a senior citizen i think to myself, this is someone who can finally save us from this nightmare
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youd think the world would be better off if everyone had the powers of spiderman, but it would be a transportation nightmare
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the fabric attached to the back of a bridal gown is called a train because in the Middle Ages actual steam engines were attached to the back of the bride and she was forced to give train rides to and from the wedding. this is also why the groom traditionally wears a tuxedo, which was based on 14th century conductors uniforms Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Aug 5, 2015
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the bus fare machine takes blood now. its much cheaper for me but the mountains on the way to work get higher every day, and im fairly certain that all the other passengers are bats.
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honestly someone should have thought to put safety rails on top of trains by now
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everyone who rides the train is a murderer
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source: agatha christie
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everyone who rides the bullet train is also a murderer but they just shoot each other
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bus drivers used to get so mad at all the people climbing on top of the bus to ride for free, until one of them finally invented the double decker bus as a way of charging them. it's not a problem with double decker busses because, they're too tall to climb
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Yonkers posted:bus drivers used to get so mad at all the people climbing on top of the bus to ride for free, until one of them finally invented the double decker bus as a way of charging them. it's not a problem with double decker busses because, they're too tall to climb |
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Yonkers posted:bus drivers used to get so mad at all the people climbing on top of the bus to ride for free, until one of them finally invented the double decker bus as a way of charging them. it's not a problem with double decker busses because, they're too tall to climb lol
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when the bendy style buses are first commissioned and put on the road, the driver travels in a route that plays a soothing polka with the bendy part. it wears out after a few months, the department of transportation is working hard to find a way to put it back
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the weak point of a bus is the tires. actually it probably isnt but at least punching a tire wont hurt your hand
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when you wake up next to what used to be your best friend's wad of gum, and you can't feel your legs due to the position you're sitting in, that is when you know you've been on public transit.
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beautiful
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buses are elaborate frat initiation rituals stemming from seeing how many people you can fit in a phone booth. this is why buses are getting bigger, a perverse need to push the limit
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Real life taught me that the best bus route is a back and forth line, not a loop. And the lesson applies to Cities: Skylines perfectly. e: http://publictransport.about.com/od/Transit_Planning/a/How-Bus-Routes-And-Schedules-Get-Planned-Part-I-Placement-Of-Bus-Route.htm "For example, if a route which has a running time of 60 minutes includes a deviation which takes 6 minutes of that time, then the total ridership generated by the deviation should be greater than 10% of the total." wow, nice pro-tip DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 6, 2015 |
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the cat bus is the most smug form of public transit, don't take it, it'll just tell you how many merits it got doing its job, which is being a bus
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cat bus: look at my flair *puts on high beams*
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