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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Let's be the Schnorer since I want to be Woody Allen as an action hero.

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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We don't have extra life points for nothing. Kill!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Told you we should've killed the kid :colbert:. Cun your way out of this.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Mattress due to aforementioned dick amputation risk.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Do you want an adventure? Y/N

(go in the tavern)

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We're a holy man and there ain't no New Testament :colbert:

Kill!!

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
The library goes right back to the current page, is that intentional? Library if not, confront Hate if so.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Go forth and adventure. It seems like every other choice in this book is "do you actually want to do the thing you chose to do?"

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
We have a charm and wish to use it.

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Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

queserasera posted:

It's like the book keeps saying "wait, you didn't pick the cool choice!" Never met a railroading GM disguised as a gamebook before.

Look at this lucky person who never suffered through Legends of Skyfall.

Doorway.

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