UFC on FOX 16: Cuts Like a Knife

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Will Stitch be back in to work the UFC? This poll is closed.
Yes	5	8.93%
No	19	33.93%
If he does I hope he brings my dad back from buying cigarettes	32	57.14%
Total:	56 votes

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

Is Thrillashaw a thing? If not, it should be.

I like yelling TYLER JEFFREY

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 18:23

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Kekekela posted:

I'm debating re-upping fightpass for these early prelims. Have they added anything cool in the last 3 or 4 months?

Titan FC and Shooto Brasil are on that Invicta streaming deal

International Vale Tudo's library was added, so if you want to see baby Wanderlei stomping faces, there's that

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 18:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Meowbot posted:

Anyone got a gif of the firstk nockout?

not a gif, but here's this

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/07/watch-zak-cummings-start-ufc-on-fox-16-with-a-flurry-of-punches/

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 21:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Droopy Goines posted:

I need a gif of Barnett talking to Duke while Rogan was interviewing Elizabeth.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

"What music do you want for your walkout, Daron?"

"Here, I use this for my burlesque routine"

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Poor Hermione's Cat :catstare:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lloyd Boner posted:

Wtf happened to Johnny Eduardo? He just killed Wineland and disappeared into the ether.

I assume Barao's been forcing him to emulate Dillashaw for the past year

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 23:12

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

You know, this actually is one of the best examples of actually winning from the bottom in MMA I can think of, because Robertson is literally unable to do /anything/ here.

The only one in "recent" memory is Moras vs Dufrense

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 23:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

FILTHY THOMAS! :krad:

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 00:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

do it for baby joe :unsmith:

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 01:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

poor trashface squarehead

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 01:22

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

gently caress YEAH

:krad:

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 01:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

SPINNING DONGER!!!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 01:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

manyak posted:

- No one cares about Barao and they had to pretend he was the best p4p fighter to try to trick people into caring, then he got tooled for 5 rds
- He gets lit up in every fight but get by with attributes, he cuts a ton of weight to be bigger than everyone because he sucks (this led to him losing a title fight to a bathtub full of epsom salts)
- he is ugly and his fighting style is ugly, bad personality as well.
- he sucks
- Might still win i guess

"TJ has Barbie hands :lol:

!"

"If he doesn't land that one mega-huge punch in the first round that knocked me on my rear end, I totally would have won the fight"

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 02:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intruder posted:

An enormous dick kick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxSPQW34_4Y

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 02:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

squarerandom posted:

Do you think Travis Browne watches TJ and thinks he's doing the same moves as him.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S TJ DILLASHAW VS RENAN BARAO 1 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, TYLER JEFFREY DILLASHAW. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE UFC'S MOST DANGEROUS BANTAMWEIGHT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 03:18

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

I mean, to be fair, what could they have possibly told him at that point

- Score points
- Knock him out
- suddenly be better at all aspects of fighting than dillashaw

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 06:02

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