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Last night, Saint Martha Comicbooks came to me in a dream-vision and told me every single person who exists on Doom's Battleworld. To my great surprise, each something awful dot com forums poster has at least one super-counterpart in these Secret Wars. Post here and I will tell you which of your multiversal alternate(s) survived the Incursions.
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Jul 27, 2015 18:46
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D B B D All of the above Crush the humans with my magnet powers Puppies A B A D E
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Jul 27, 2015 19:37
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I am pretty sure I killed all the other versions of me back when I became The One.
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Jul 27, 2015 19:44
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Aphrodite posted:D Your Battleworld counterpart, Aphro-Dee, lives in the previously-unmentioned domain of Leave It to Reavers, a 1950s-styled suburb populated by wholesome cybernetic commandos. Though Aphro-Dee appears innocent, every detail of her physiology has been bio-engineered or cybernetically augmented to fulfill the murderous designs of Lady Cleaver, the domain's ruler. Lady Cleaver intends that Aphro-Dee finally achieve what the knife-handed matron has thus far failed to: destroy the renegade Beaverine.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:11
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RandallODim posted:I am pretty sure I killed all the other versions of me back when I became The One. You must have missed your counterpart on Earth-420, because he survives on Battleworld as Dankhawk. I doubt that you'd have been able to kill him if you had tried; as a member of the Chilluminati, Dankhawk had access to the Infinity Nugs, plus the protection of fellow Chilluminati like Blunt Tom Cassidy, Blazing Skull, and the duo of Devil Doobisaur and BC Bud.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:23
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A likely story...
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Jul 27, 2015 20:49
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I'm probably a Summers brother.
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Jul 27, 2015 22:06
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I can only hope that my battle world counterpart is way cooler than me. Shouldn't be hard, actually.
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Jul 27, 2015 23:18
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I'm imaging my Battleworld day to day is the early scene in Saints Row 4.
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Jul 27, 2015 23:45
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I can only imagine
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Jul 27, 2015 23:48
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Squizzle posted:You must have missed your counterpart on Earth-420, because he survives on Battleworld as Dankhawk. I doubt that you'd have been able to kill him if you had tried; as a member of the Chilluminati, Dankhawk had access to the Infinity Nugs, plus the protection of fellow Chilluminati like Blunt Tom Cassidy, Blazing Skull, and the duo of Devil Doobisaur and BC Bud. I remember him now! I forgot because we partied too hard. Nice guy.
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Jul 27, 2015 23:55
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whats a battleworld
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Jul 28, 2015 00:37
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Ah boy...I'm just so tired of all these Secret Wars...
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Jul 28, 2015 03:42
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cant wait to battle a whole world
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Jul 28, 2015 04:47
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Pretty sure I'm an Original Character Do Not Steal.
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Jul 28, 2015 05:19
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Does this mean I personally am no longer canon?
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Jul 28, 2015 13:01
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Tell me of my doppelganger(s), so that I may devour their brains and absorb their knowledge.
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Jul 29, 2015 04:51
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What are Beyonders? We just don't know.
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Jul 29, 2015 05:01
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Eager to here about my alternate self - no longer just for fictional characters.
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Jul 29, 2015 05:04
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You can't tell anyone, it's secret wars after all.
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Jul 29, 2015 14:11
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Sorry for the delay. Family thing came up.Chill Penguin posted:A likely story... Genetic Toaster posted:I'm probably a Summers brother. Soonmot posted:I can only hope that my battle world counterpart is way cooler than me. Shouldn't be hard, actually.  Truly a miraculous thing is happening, goon friends, as all three of these persons have super-analogues in the same domain of Battleworld. And though it much torments my spirit to report such sadness, I must say that it is a grim realm indeed. Using the ancient and terrible magicks of the Darkhold, Dracula has become powerful beyond your most horrible vampire-centric nightmares. He has used evil wizard spells to make it nighttime, all the time, and to make all weapons disappear completely. Also Dracula replaced all government with organized monster-crime syndicates. To replace weaponry, Dracula's gangster armies and those who battle them develop their unarmed fighting prowess. In the domain of Wrestlevania, only the swole survive. Chill Penguin, your counterpart here is El Veneno Negro. Your otherworldly symbiotic mask grants you powers, abilities, and a muscular tongue which have made you the bane of the Fanggia crime family. You fight for vegeance: when you were but a tiny child, your father dared to challenge the Fanggia don Lucho Nefario. The vampire's ion-enhanced strength easily overwhelmed your father's technical excellence. As punishment for defiance, Nefario took your father's mask and shaved his head. Only by grapple-slaying Nefario can you restore your family honor. Your alternate, Genetic Toaster, has died, but still works as a gangster in service of the capo Silvermane-by-Night. You are a "made man"—a frankensteinian patchwork resurrection. While most of your body remains intact, certain organs were replaced with those from deceased mutant brothers. Like the brothers, you now have the ability to absorb various forms of cosmic energy. Unlike the brothers, you channel this energy into your arms, expending it to perform devastating clinches and holds. Some have openly speculated that you could out-wrestle much higher-ranked gangsters, like Triple-Harold or the King of Pins. Within the monster crime community, you're known by the brothers' family name, as the Summers Soldier. Inspired by scientific wonders like the Suplex Soldier Serum, or the atomic drop that turned Jericho Drumm into the raging Hulk Houngan, the scientists of AIM (Advanced Istanbuli Mechanics) toil in secret labs to research and develop new super-wrestlers to deploy against Dracula's minions. Their leader is your counterpart, Soonmot—as well as one of AIM's most powerful wrestling creations. It takes the name MODOG (Muscular, Oil-Drenched Ottoman Grappler).
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Jul 29, 2015 14:59
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I really, really, really want to read Wrestlevania comics.
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Jul 29, 2015 15:08
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Endless Mike posted:I can only imagine Your counterpart in the all-singing, all-dancing domain of Broadway always looked up to popular heroes like Tigra, Hellcat, and Black Panther; adored the mystery of anti-heroes like Fantomex of the Opera; and was thrilled, rather than repulsed, by the freaks from Xavier's School for Gleeful Youth. Sadly, your own powers would prove a crushing disappointment to you. Instead of one of the flashy superheroes you so loved, bombardment with cosmic caba-rays turned you into the invisible Mr. Cellophane.
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Jul 29, 2015 15:27
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Prawn Salad posted:whats a battleworld When the Allies dropped the first Pym particle bomb on Hiroshima, not only did they end the war: they also shattered the barrier between their world and the Microverse. Your analogue survives here, the domain of Big in Japan, as Red Ronin. You serve in the Enigma Force, thr personal paramilitary of deposed Prime Minister Godzilla. Every day, you struggle against the rule of the despotic Baron Karza.
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Jul 29, 2015 15:50
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That Wrestlevania post is truly incredible and I am just sad it hasn't seen publication on our world. But somewhere out there ... somewhere in the multiverse ...
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Jul 29, 2015 18:04
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A Horror Mafia 'made man' being a Frankenstein monster is inspired.
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Jul 29, 2015 18:14
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Oh my god, that Broadway riff is inspired.
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Jul 30, 2015 00:43
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And I think to myself. What a wonderful Battleworld.
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Jul 31, 2015 17:04
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On Battleworld I'm a guy that gets sent to the Shield for jaywalking 
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Jul 31, 2015 18:22
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Wrestlevania is the greatest thing 
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Jul 31, 2015 21:06
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I would read the absolute poo poo out of Wrestlevania. I'd be all "Goon project! Goon project!" but outside of that island hell camp where they hunted pigs with bb guns and nearly starved to death, goon projects tend to be unsuccessful clusterfucks. Wrestlevania is too good for that.
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Jul 31, 2015 21:16
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I think statistically most of us are probably zombies. I hope not.
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Jul 31, 2015 21:18
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Please pitch Wrestlevania to Marvel immediately
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Jul 31, 2015 23:49
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If I haven't been chumped by a Doombot yet, it is probably only a matter of time.
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Aug 1, 2015 02:17
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Somehow I suspect I'm on the Shield. Or I was, before what's referred to as the "Incident."
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Aug 1, 2015 02:43
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I like turtles
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Aug 1, 2015 04:38
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I hope my backstory is more streamlined on Battleworld
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Aug 1, 2015 07:38
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Kelp Plankton posted:Please pitch Wrestlevania to Marvel immediately Oh this. I don't even like wrestling and that post was awesome beyond words!
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Aug 1, 2015 08:00
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I already know one of my alternates is Senshi Natsu, aka Megane-Red of the Iron X Regiment Rangers. But it can be hard to keep track of all of them. Who am I forgetting, Squizzle? It's on the tip of my tongue.
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Aug 1, 2015 14:21
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I can't wait to be retconned!
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