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 Apparently we poop too much On a positive note:  
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Feb 20, 2017 00:32
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looks like you gotta switch to 1 ply.  my condolences  your butt.
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Feb 20, 2017 00:43
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Double flush.
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Feb 20, 2017 02:40
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Scott 1000 is the best toilet paper and I will cut those that argue 
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Feb 20, 2017 07:49
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Scott 1000 is the best toilet paper and I will cut those that argue A bidet is the best toilet paper
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Feb 20, 2017 17:18
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I would call a different plumber next time. I couldn't face someone that criticized my pooping habits.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:00
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Scott 1000 is the best toilet paper and I will cut those that argue Scott is indeed the best. This plumber is doing you a favor.
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Feb 21, 2017 02:10
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Scott 1000 is the best toilet paper and I will cut those that argue This person is laying truth down.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:55
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I got similar service (clear sewer line blockage and roots by snaking from the cleanout) for ~$180. In Concord, but still, $300 plus tax is pretty high.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:01
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Leperflesh posted:I got similar service (clear sewer line blockage and roots by snaking from the cleanout) for ~$180. In Concord, but still, $300 plus tax is pretty high. Not if it's at 10:00 at night.
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Feb 22, 2017 03:27
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Scott 1000 is the best toilet paper and I will cut those that argue I ran out of TP today and when I was the store I saw Scott 1000 and thought "goons haven't let me down before" and grabbed it. drat that poo poo sucks. 1 ply sand paper.
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Feb 22, 2017 15:43
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MikeyTsi posted:Not if it's at 10:00 at night. drat, yeah. knowonecanknow posted:I ran out of TP today and when I was the store I saw Scott 1000 and thought "goons haven't let me down before" and grabbed it. drat that poo poo sucks. 1 ply sand paper. Giant packs of Quilted Northern from Costco. I actually once had a guest tell me she had always been buying a cheap brand but after experiencing our luxurious toilet paper, she was switching forever.
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Feb 22, 2017 21:02
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Leperflesh posted:Giant packs of Quilted Northern from Costco. I actually once had a guest tell me she had always been buying a cheap brand but after experiencing our luxurious toilet paper, she was switching forever. As long as we're throwing out TP recommendations, Costco's Kirkland Signature TP is pretty awesome at being simultaneously not exorbitantly expensive yet also not sandpaper.
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Feb 22, 2017 21:31
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knowonecanknow posted:I ran out of TP today and when I was the store I saw Scott 1000 and thought "goons haven't let me down before" and grabbed it. drat that poo poo sucks. 1 ply sand paper. That's the point. Doesn't tear through easily, and takes off a layer of skin. I don't feel clean with soft papers. I mean, if you're trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet using only paper, do you want copier paper, or soft construction paper?
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Feb 22, 2017 22:58
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I want a beach towel.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:21
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:That's the point. Doesn't tear through easily, and takes off a layer of skin. I want a power washer, which is why I have a bidet.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:31
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:That's the point. Doesn't tear through easily, and takes off a layer of skin. Jesus, guess you like anal fissures, huh? Seriously, TP is gross, get a bidet.
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Feb 23, 2017 00:16
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im adding bidet people to my list of people that will always bring something up with vegans and atheists 
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Feb 23, 2017 00:30
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Bud K ninja sword posted:im adding bidet people to my list of people that will always bring something up with vegans and atheists At least they aren't hiding the fact that they're full of poo poo.
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Feb 23, 2017 00:39
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Bud K ninja sword posted:im adding bidet people to my list of people that will always bring something up with vegans and atheists Anime people are worse than all three of these.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:00
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Jesus, guess you like anal fissures, huh? Seriously, TP is gross, get a bidet. I dunno about MGS, but I personally do not enjoy it when my TP rips and I wind up giving myself a surprise rectal exam. I'm also not a big fan of blasting water up my rear end (and even if I was... I'm in a run down early 80s rental, I'm pretty sure the property manager would laugh me out of the office if I asked them to install a bidet).
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Feb 23, 2017 01:46
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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:I'm also not a big fan of blasting water up my rear end (and even if I was... I'm in a run down early 80s rental, I'm pretty sure the property manager would laugh me out of the office if I asked them to install a bidet). You can install one on your toilet yourself in literally 15 minutes. https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW
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Feb 23, 2017 02:54
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n0tqu1tesane posted:You can install one on your toilet yourself in literally 15 minutes. yeah but i have a well. That poo poo is coooooold.
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Feb 23, 2017 03:28
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Still not a fan of blasting water up my rear end.  (also my toilet has a hard copper line going to it from the shutoff, not a flexible line...)
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Feb 23, 2017 08:17
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I bought one of those $40 bidets and am using it right now as I post.
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Feb 23, 2017 15:36
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Feb 23, 2017 18:17
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I still love that they used to take of her losing her composure.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:33
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its an improvised line from an outtake
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Feb 23, 2017 18:56
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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:Still not a fan of blasting water up my rear end. It's not an enema, it just just has enough pressure to clean your butt, sheesh. I don't understand why Americans are afraid of bidets, it's just like a mini shower for your rear end.
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Feb 24, 2017 04:53
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Well you bidet folks act like you don't use TP at all, which kind of weirds me out because that means you're putting your pants back on with a soggy (if clean) butt. I mean, logically I know there must me some drying procedure, but somehow you all are too cool for TP, so what do you do? Just air dry for 5min or so?
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Feb 24, 2017 10:01
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It's not an enema, it just just has enough pressure to clean your butt, sheesh. I don't understand why Americans are afraid of bidets, it's just like a mini shower for your rear end.
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Feb 24, 2017 10:11
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Inspector 34 posted:Well you bidet folks act like you don't use TP at all, which kind of weirds me out because that means you're putting your pants back on with a soggy (if clean) butt. I mean, logically I know there must me some drying procedure, but somehow you all are too cool for TP, so what do you do? Just air dry for 5min or so? I'm gonna be honest, that's just one of many questions I have. Surely butts aren't a universal constant, so how do you ensure the bidet is aimed properly? Do you just scoot around on the seat until it's hitting the target? Does it ever shoot up between your legs? How does it not require agitation? If I had poo poo on my hands, I'm not confident running water would be enough to get it off.
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Feb 24, 2017 17:00
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Slugworth posted:I'm gonna be honest, that's just one of many questions I have. Surely butts aren't a universal constant, so how do you ensure the bidet is aimed properly? Do you just scoot around on the seat until it's hitting the target? Does it ever shoot up between your legs? How does it not require agitation? If I had poo poo on my hands, I'm not confident running water would be enough to get it off. 
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Feb 24, 2017 17:20
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Inspector 34 posted:Well you bidet folks act like you don't use TP at all, which kind of weirds me out because that means you're putting your pants back on with a soggy (if clean) butt. I mean, logically I know there must me some drying procedure, but somehow you all are too cool for TP, so what do you do? Just air dry for 5min or so? If your bidet is not lovingly caressing your rear end in a top hat with a tropical breeze to dry you off you may as well be making GBS threads your pants in a hole in the woods.
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Feb 25, 2017 02:33
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Inspector 34 posted:Well you bidet folks act like you don't use TP at all, which kind of weirds me out because that means you're putting your pants back on with a soggy (if clean) butt. I mean, logically I know there must me some drying procedure, but somehow you all are too cool for TP, so what do you do? Just air dry for 5min or so? Same way you dry off after a shower. A towel. I set one aside that is only for my butt. Slugworth posted:I'm gonna be honest, that's just one of many questions I have. Surely butts aren't a universal constant, so how do you ensure the bidet is aimed properly? Do you just scoot around on the seat until it's hitting the target? Does it ever shoot up between your legs? How does it not require agitation? If I had poo poo on my hands, I'm not confident running water would be enough to get it off. It's pretty much set to aim in the right spot when you install it, and you shift around while it's on to clean everything. The pressure is more than enough to knock everything off. And if you do (rarely) miss something, oops, just gotta wash the towel now.
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Feb 25, 2017 18:10
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This TP derail is great.
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Feb 26, 2017 03:14
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Same way you dry off after a shower. A towel. I set one aside that is only for my butt
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Feb 26, 2017 03:55
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What the gently caress are you chucklefucks doing in here? FFS. I posted a picture that I thought would have something far more interesting, but you guys are just sitting in here arguing about preferred poop removal methods. Oh, and you can use loving TP to wipe the water away, you dumbasses. You use less than wiping poo poo, and then it's still available when you have guests who don't want to blast water up their bungholes. Jesus, people.
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Feb 26, 2017 04:37
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Apparently these chucklefucks are coating special bunghole towels in fecal matter. I bet they also flush with the seat up and their toothbrush 2 feet away because if you cant see it, its not there! You still use TP even after you bidet idiots, it just takes TWO SHEETS instead of eleventybillion. Thats the environmental and less trips to the TP emporium advantage. And you buy the good kind, so it doesn't shred itself into a thousand pieces at the first sight of a water droplet.
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Feb 26, 2017 05:12
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Haven't y'all heard about the three seashells?
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Feb 26, 2017 06:51
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