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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




so many goddamn wasp types. wasp-a, wasp-b, wasp-c; micro-wasps, mini-wasps. then there's those weird lightning wasps that Apples use.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



I want a horde of microscopic wasps inside me, I'd be impervious to disease.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009



Galewolf you should watch a show called Fortitude, plenty of friendly wasps there

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Galewolf posted:

That "figs having -dissolved- dead wasps inside" knowledge kinda ruined the fruit for me because I'm a big baby that cannot shake the dread of the chance of finding half composed one inside.

They were really good for having wonderful poops, tho.

Eat the fig wasps

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

I eat apple cores, and pear cores and orange pith. My huge fatness can't support itself without the complete set of nutrition.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Galewolf posted:

That "figs having -dissolved- dead wasps inside" knowledge kinda ruined the fruit for me because I'm a big baby that cannot shake the dread of the chance of finding half composed one inside.

They were really good for having wonderful poops, tho.

Most fresh figs are from commercial varieties that produce fruit without pollination so there usually aren't wasps involved.

Dried figs though?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


I also eat orange pith, its called marmalade

Also I made out of regular oranges and it was way better than the normal Seville orange stuff. WHAT IS BIG ORANGE HIDING FROM US

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Until today I never knew there were so many different tools for scraping and pulling things off the inner surfaces of eyeballs.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Wouldn't that put you inside the eye?

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Okay, alright I'll eat the wasp figs and have the smoothest poos, thank you UKchat Thread (knowing that modern producers don't use pollinators helped).

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

They're put in through needles. It wasn't bad until I hit the photographs of surgery in progress.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





The thunder cums

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


Ratjaculation posted:

The thunder cums

Not till loving Thursday here. It was supposed to be today but it keeps moving further away.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





It has been thundering outside here for a while. Still waiting for a nice refreshing downpour.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




it'll probably only be like 26C overnight in my flat tonight rather than 30something

looking forward to maybe actually covering more than just my foot with the duvet

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

nothin like nice smooth poopin

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

i picked up like 20 green gages outside someones house (there was a help yourself sign)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006



PISS ME WITH RAIN SKY DADDY

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




it's not gonna happen. rain is an illusion. do not grow addicted to water, or it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

the only thing im addicted to is government handouts

Verimus
Oct 1, 2009


I sprayed a number of wasps coming out of an odd house hole in the garden and now they seem to have relocated to behind the fridge. I'm just planning to ignore them until they stop being so rude.

Also, I had to pick up the spray-dead wasps so the dog wouldn't eat them. I used some long tweezers and ended up with 29 dead wasps in the jar

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Theres a book about that sort of thing.

Like the choice to use tweezers? Telling.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Badger was loving right. Mashed potato is best potato.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



mashed potato is not a hot day food

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

baked potato is very good because of the stuff you can put on it

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004



hemale in pain posted:

baked potato is very good because of the stuff you can put on it

post your fav filling/topping op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




im thinkin about thos beans and cheese

not right now, of course. but in general

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Thirteenth Step posted:

post your fav filling/topping op



god tier -

chorizo and cheese maybe with some tabasco sauce or reggae sauce

beans and cheese

cheese and branston pickle

things im ashamed of -

tuna and salad cream

coronation chicken

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

also with the chorizo make sure you fry it and then pour all the excess chorizo oil in the pan on to the potato too

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





There is a massive constant electrical storm and it's giving me PTSD

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




white chocolate chips and double cream

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

white chocolate chips and double cream

I don't think I'd fancy that on a potato

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




caramel sauce and fresh raspberries

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

I'd probably try that one to be honest

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I need to add some of my Massels vegan 'chicken' stockô to the mash next time.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007






Baked potato fillings:

Butter and grated cheese
Russian salad, boiled hotdog (sliced), ketchup and mustard
Shredded leftover chicken with perinaisse (or just mix hot sauce with mayo)
Chorizo and grated cheese
Tuna&mayo, olives

Mmm, food.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



sweet potato is pretty nice baked

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012



Mashed potato is something I cannot condone.

I did naked prison with a sort of bbqy pulled jackfruit which was decent.

Lol baked potato

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

kecske posted:

sweet potato is pretty nice baked

It's good but it's got quite a strong taste compared to a normal potato so you can't just put anything on it.

I prefer sweet potato fries to normal chips

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

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For the Many, Not the Few



I made sweet potato casserole and used it as baked potato toppings, and ate it so hot that it burned the roof of my mouth

What is the best thing to put on mouth roof to stop it burning?

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