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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Christmas shopping is hard. I don't even like shopping for me.
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its best when people literally say "buy me this thing for xmas thanks" and im like ok its a shame this never actually happens so i just dont buy people things anymore DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:
wordpress  yeah the free books are great, i started my collection with those. now i almost exclusively buy books that are on the 99p daily deal if they look remotely interesting
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Dec 9, 2015 20:29
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My dad reads about one lovely free book a day. He says the best/worst ones are the 100 page long "tasters" for a (paid for) dozen novella series, where it's obvious from the free bit that the author is either churning them out as fast as he reads them or is an actual psychopathic danger-to-the-public. He also buys and reads the Daily Mail, so I'm guessing they must be quite something.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:45
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Work sucks, my flatmates suck and the boiler's broken.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:47
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:go on and play the spoons to keep the crowd occupied well she can't sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuRC-IV7dY
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Dec 9, 2015 20:50
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Played fives after work today which was alright until the rain started coming into the pitch sideways and if you punted it you risked it getting the wind under it and flying over the walls. I'm just recovering the feeling in my fingers from my 10 min stint in goals. It wasn't too chilly when I was running about but dear god when you were stood still. Also have chafing on both nipples from my Seattle Sounders shirt  e: did score twice though and I'm the worst player on the pitch
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Dec 9, 2015 21:15
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you can use project gutenburg for books too forums are dying - is this the end?
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Dec 9, 2015 21:23
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yes hail satan
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Dec 9, 2015 21:25
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rip the cloud
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Dec 9, 2015 21:31
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:
This sounds like noncesense
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Dec 9, 2015 21:43
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toast
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Dec 9, 2015 21:58
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Those lovely amazon 99p/unlimited books are mostly written by one guy under about 10 different names and it's this oval office https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Miles
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Dec 9, 2015 22:38
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:e: also because it;s christmas coming up and that involves a lot of time lazing around doing nothing, here are the search parameters for free kindle e-books on the amazon store Way to bear-y the lede! 
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Dec 9, 2015 23:10
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who just searched for and downloaded that.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:26
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You could have just clicked the image, it's a hyperlink! 
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Dec 9, 2015 23:37
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surely it should be "no choice but to shuffle"
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Dec 9, 2015 23:56
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This is really weird and unexpected, so far this is written in the exact same narration style as an american 1940s hard boiled detective novel. Imagine this narrated by Bogart. "She recalled gas station coffee. A Packet of those foul yellow pills her sister called Trucker Speed that gave her jittery nerves and a sour taste on her tongue that didn't keep her awake as she drove. There'd been winding mountain roads with a suggested speed limit of 30. She'd been doing nearly twice that. She was lucky she wasn't dead, "what's your name ma'am?" The cop was wearing slippers, she noticed. They were red flannel and worn around the toes. In a flash she knew she could trust this bumpkin sheriff with her life, but he would be no match for the men who were after her."
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Dec 10, 2015 00:16
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Has she met a hooker with a heart of gold or a street urchin yet?
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Dec 10, 2015 00:20
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No but she just told the cop "as far as you are concerned my name is get me a lawyer" I stopped reading after the local lawyer was reluctant to answer the phone. I wonder who that might be??
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Dec 10, 2015 00:23
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wait is the woman or the bear the BBW
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next you guys will be telling me you never heard of chuck tingle
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:wait is the woman or the bear the BBW I do believe it's the man, or possibly the entire town that can turn into animals. Perhaps the nice sheriff can morph into a pig and is secretly a bad guy working with the men who are after her who turn out to be wolves the bear lawyer has to fight off.
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It won't surprise you to learn that a goon has also written bear-shifter erotica. It might surprise you to learn that it wasn't me
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ookiimarukochan posted:Way to bear-y the lede! Oh my god this is so bad! *adds it to the list of terrible romances to read* poo poo, my one weakness has been exposed...
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Dec 10, 2015 07:48
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The only goon erotica I care about is the UK thread shipping epic Taff's Pad
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Dec 10, 2015 07:56
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simplefish posted:It won't surprise you to learn that a goon has also written bear-shifter erotica. It was Taff Why are southwest trains so bad? Is there an actual answer that isn't 'privitisation'?
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Dec 10, 2015 09:56
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that's basically the answer
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Dec 10, 2015 10:27
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all train providers are awful
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Dec 10, 2015 10:44
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i've been asked to do my most basic work since i can do it left handed but there hasnt really been anything for the last 2 weeks so ive been playing games but ive been asked to come and show my face at the office for a bit which means spending 4 hours browsing the internet instead
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Dec 10, 2015 10:46
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Phoon fact of the day 
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Dec 10, 2015 10:47
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simplefish posted:It won't surprise you to learn that a goon has also written bear-shifter erotica. if you want to make any money you pretty much have to write bear shifters, most of the people writing it arent into it at all, they just know thats where the cash is
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Dec 10, 2015 10:54
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I have asked sw trains on twitter why their service is such wank. No response yet but someone retweeted me so presumably they want answers too
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Dec 10, 2015 10:54
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I complained at london midland a while back and random people joined in on that too. it must be horrible to operate their twitter
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Dec 10, 2015 10:56
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Funnily enough the nonce thing isn't even wordpress' fault (it's Twitter's)
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Dec 10, 2015 11:15
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posting to warn bobby deluxe not to join twitter
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Dec 10, 2015 11:50
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i been on twitter ages, nobody follows me i like weird twitter though
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Dec 10, 2015 12:22
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The twitter is operated by call centre monkeys I think, not one very depressed millenial
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Dec 10, 2015 12:28
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i used to work customer services for 💩, and yeah theres a team managing the twitter. Nobody gave a poo poo either, but the pay was p. good for a uni job.
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Dec 10, 2015 20:22
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Ratjaculation   
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wtf someone light this thing on fire quick please aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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