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If I took in a cake with vegetables there would be rioting. I've got half a packet of half-dipped chocolate chips biscuits in the cupboard if anyone wants one. I can make you a pot of tea but if you want non-diary milk you're going to have to bring your own.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:dungeons and dragons this afternoon lads Please constantly refer to it as "Dungeons and/or Dragons" and report back for how long it takes for someone to tell you off
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Sep 19, 2021 16:05
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reported for doxxing looke
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Sep 19, 2021 16:09
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Crystal maze experience is still fun, had a cheeky pint on the way home which was lush Got home and wife had baked a beetroot tart, was lovely
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Sep 19, 2021 18:13
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is that a normal meal or a pudding?
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Sep 19, 2021 18:28
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A sunburned slag
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Sep 19, 2021 19:08
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if you google that one of the top hits is a sun article about british women getting sunburnt whilst wearing ripped jeans but the article does not actually include the word slag, google just made the connection itself?
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Sep 19, 2021 19:17
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bobby please refer to it as Dragons and Dungeons
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Sep 19, 2021 20:39
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ALL NAIL HOLES TO BE FULLY USED
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Sep 19, 2021 21:13
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i went to watch a fight but a game of ice hockey kept breaking out instead, v disappointing
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Sep 19, 2021 21:22
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tunnels and trolls
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Sep 19, 2021 21:48
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How do you even get a dragon in a dungeon?
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Sep 19, 2021 22:01
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Ratjaculation posted:reported for doxxing looke  qtpi
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Sep 19, 2021 22:11
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i bought chocolate chip hobnobs - my advice is never to do that because they're terrible and not even 10% as good as normal hobnobs or chocolate covered hobnobs. gutted.
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Sep 19, 2021 23:09
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I passed my car driving test a few days back. Woo. Now I’ve booked a test drive for a BMW X1 on Thursday and a Mercedes E Class on Saturday. I have no idea what car I want except that it should be comfy.
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Sep 19, 2021 23:15
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nissan juke is the standard thread recommendation
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Sep 19, 2021 23:17
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Steakandchips posted:I passed my car driving test a few days back. Woo. buy the shittest old banger you can find, that's the authentic first car experience.
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Sep 20, 2021 00:07
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Bardeh posted:i bought chocolate chip hobnobs - my advice is never to do that because they're terrible and not even 10% as good as normal hobnobs or chocolate covered hobnobs. gutted. Chocolate Hobnobs are the only biscuit to use in a Womble trap.
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Sep 20, 2021 00:14
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Bardeh posted:buy the shittest old banger you can find, that's the authentic first car experience. This, then thrash it until it dies or you end up in a hedge
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Sep 20, 2021 00:31
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You don't start learning to actually drive until after you pass your test, if you buy anything even remotely nice as a first car you will regret it
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Sep 20, 2021 00:33
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Bardeh posted:buy the shittest old banger you can find, that's the authentic first car experience. yeah do this and negotiate it into a Ferrari
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Sep 20, 2021 00:42
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My first car was a Citroen AX that my stepdads dodgy mate 'fixed up' and sold to me for 600 quid. It was so light that it was genuinely scary to drive when it was windy, and just generally felt like it was made of tin foil. Me and my mates used to cram into it and drive to house parties and sleep in it, then I'd drive home with a stinking hangover definitely still over the limit. It lasted less than a year and broke down billowing steam outside the police station in the middle of town and was a complete write off, and I still miss it 
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Sep 20, 2021 01:08
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Get a Tesla, I've heard good things
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Sep 20, 2021 06:56
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if you do get a tesla i can give you a referral code and we can both get some free super charger miles then we can hang out together and talk about teslas and living on mars and laugh at petrol
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Sep 20, 2021 07:08
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A few days late but congrats Gasmask
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Sep 20, 2021 07:36
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Sunswipe posted:Chocolate Hobnobs are the only biscuit to use in a Womble trap. Mrs Tiggywinkle! Mrs Tiggywinkle! Yum yum!
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Sep 20, 2021 07:37
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freelop posted:A few days late but congrats Gasmask Thanks. My plan to have two weeks off work is proceeding flawlessly and I can’t see any downsides whatsoever.
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Sep 20, 2021 07:39
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what's that comiing ooover the hiiill is it a  is it aa
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Sep 20, 2021 10:15
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my first car was a diseasel 309, you could drive it without keys and had to stall it to stop it.
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Sep 20, 2021 10:17
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kecske posted:my first car was a diseasel 309, you could drive it without keys and had to stall it to stop it. sounds safe
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Sep 20, 2021 10:21
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need to do my self assessment today, so i'm probably going to do it tomorrow.
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Sep 20, 2021 10:23
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My first car was the one I bought in NZ, since I always stole work vehicles or put myself on my partners insurance. It was a 21 year old Toyota Ipsum, with a bed frame in the back - the perfect camper car. I now have a little old Fiesta (no bed frame) because it was cheap, but as someone who hates driving I'd say it's a good first car because I've learnt so much I didn't know by having to fix it all the loving time.
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Sep 20, 2021 10:28
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My dad and I replaced a headlight with the wrong bulb in my old Rover 100 and suddenly you could drive it with no key as long you turned on the headlights and radio.
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Sep 20, 2021 10:30
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My first car was a ford probe. Later I put a turbo on it
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Sep 20, 2021 10:48
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My first car was a Renault Clio and I still miss it to this day
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Sep 20, 2021 11:11
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I didn’t know that you had to lift the tab on the gearstick to put it into reverse so when I collected it I kept driving forwards and rolling back on the owners drive until they came out and asked if I knew how to drive and how to put it into reverse
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Sep 20, 2021 11:11
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My first car was a Ford Escort that had the engine spectacularly blow up on the M6 just outside Carlisle, while carrying a boot full of (legal) guns and swords. The look on the faces of the garage staff when they gave me the inventory before junking it was worth a million bucks.
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Sep 20, 2021 11:16
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Mrs Boat and I had a 2l Mk 2 Golf TDI as our first car. It was falling to pieces and was incredibly expensive to repair / run but it was a lot of fun to drive. If we'd had a few grand spare at the time we might have been able to give it the attention it needed but we didn't. Now we have a 1l Corsa which is very cheap and boring. Given how little time we spend driving these days I kind of see any car as a bit of a waste of money though.
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Sep 20, 2021 11:17
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Ooooh I didn't realise we were talking about the first car that we hosed In that case, Mondeo
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My dad and I replaced a headlight with the wrong bulb in my old Rover 100 and suddenly you could drive it with no key as long you turned on the headlights and radio. You may be living in a point and click adventure game.
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