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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
isn't self assessment due in january? thats why im still putting mine off (despite most of mine being SEISS money and the rest being incredibly easy to do)

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

From memory there's a midyear thing after your first year, but it's been like half a decade since i did it so cannot swear to it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



It's for 2019/2020 as I registered during the covid mess, have about 3 weeks to do it but I can't be arsed.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
if i don't resend them a less ugly passport photo in ten days they wont give me a new passport and will just keep my money

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm sure you're very handsome 99

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The passport office is poo poo. All passports are poo poo. Death to all nation states, return to full city state warfare now.

Hand out the nuclear weapons fairly so even Hull has the bomb.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

It's for 2019/2020 as I registered during the covid mess, have about 3 weeks to do it but I can't be arsed.
just add up your bank statements and do a cash return

or are you earning over 80k you bougie gently caress

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i say as i fondly remember watching the original series star trek while doing double entry bookkeeping a few years back

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

double entry beekeeping

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Bobby Deluxe posted:

just add up your bank statements and do a cash return

or are you earning over 80k you bougie gently caress

he probably wants to claim back on all the greggs vegan rolls he's had for his working lunches - although there's a £1000 default expenses deduction now if you don't have many/can't be arsed to add them up, so it must be a lot of vegan rolls

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

goatface posted:

The passport office is poo poo. All passports are poo poo. Death to all nation states, return to full city state warfare now.

Hand out the nuclear weapons fairly so even Hull has the bomb.

Rubbish, Birmingham should have all the bombs.

Fired into the city centre. With perhaps a few saved for Kidderminster. And Droitwich. gently caress me, there's some shitholes in the Midlands.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bardeh posted:

he probably wants to claim back on all the greggs vegan rolls he's had for his working lunches - although there's a £1000 default expenses deduction now if you don't have many/can't be arsed to add them up, so it must be a lot of vegan rolls

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Only registered members can see post attachments!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There is no opposite word to haptic.

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009
So when the gas wholesale companies get bailed out I wonder how much of the money will vanish into executive bonuses and 'shareholder value'.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


oh mate the prawn cocktail flavoured "posh crisps" from Aldi are lush

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Going back to stupid cars, my first real car was an awful rover 25 in green. You could disable the alarm by removing the interior light bulb.
The back box fell off that car and I carried the new exhaust around in the boot for a couple of months because I was too lazy to fit it and also it sounded ridiculously awesome with no exhaust.

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

My first car is a Nissan Note, and I still drive it now because I only got my license 3 years ago when I turned 30 :cheeky:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

goatface posted:

There is no opposite word to haptic.

tactile is a synonym of haptic apparently. And it has antonyms, like intangible.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

:actually: it's a Cavallino Rampante, not a horsie

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
sounds like kind of a one trick pony

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Why is Tesla's logo an IUD 99?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



What's dinner everyone?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Beef and aubergine curry

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

Why is Tesla's logo an IUD 99?

When inserted correctly, IUDs are more than 99% effective

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

What's dinner everyone?

lasagne

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Ratjaculation posted:

What's dinner everyone?

quiche lorraine, boiled spuds and some broccoli

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

:sexarse:

Mr Cuddles
Jan 29, 2010

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
homemade sweet potato, lentil, coconut curry with some rice

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Sweet potato curry!

^ yeah this!

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


chicken dinner

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ratjaculation posted:

Why is Tesla's logo an IUD 99?

It should be an IED.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

Why is Tesla's logo an IUD 99?

a subtle nod to their status as an IED

e: no!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Sep 20, 2021

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Got lazy and made omelettes with, cheese, spinach, ham

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Both threads should be renamed the Tesla appreciation threads

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Oven chips and codeine as I’ve got an ear infection in both ears. Switching to a bone conduction headphones because ear buds and over ear headphones keep giving me them

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Back to the US for Christmas :toot:

Gonna have homemade char siu and noodles

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what, for christmas?

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Oh no, tonight.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Both threads should be renamed the Tesla appreciation threads

Theres another thread?

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