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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
not to be all rebecca black but its friday, friday?

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My school holidays end today, get a whole 22 hours a week off.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bobby Deluxe posted:

ukmt are hypothesizing lizzie might have popped her clogs

I can't read that thread for good reason let's not discuss it

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ok but if it does happen i feel the subject may become unavoidable

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
We're all already subjects, they'll just bury her

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The baking dish is still cracking me up

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
tied up in Nottz with a Z you oval office

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If she does pop them they will announce it immediately. Monarchy waits for nothing, the king must be declared.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Maybe she died in a kink sesh gone wrong and they're trying to think of a cover story/hide the evidence??

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Don't forget 99 also has a frying pan with separated bits for eggs/bacon/sausages

I cant make fun of him for it because I want one

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Hey guys, small announcement!

I'm trading in person tomorrow at the Ginger and Spice festival in Market Drayton- there'll be a variety of artisinal foods, live music and a load of other attractions in a very nice little town. Drop by if you're in the area- I'll be trading on Cheshire St. Drop a goony shibboleth to get special offers. :)

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I had my first day back in the office today, had an early finish and cheeky pint before home and now feel like death, I think my body has lost the ability to day drink

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Maybe she died in a kink sesh gone wrong and they're trying to think of a cover story/hide the evidence??

like that scenario isn't chapter one in the what to do if the queen dies manual.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Hilton park services are kinda poo poo

I'm on the way to BARRRRRTH

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Both our cars need fuel lol I bet Tesla owners feelin real smug rn

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

CancerCakes posted:

Hilton park services are kinda poo poo

I'm on the way to BARRRRRTH

let's goonp

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Massive queues at the village garage today. Apparently the police were called at one point. There's no pay at pump which is pretty annoying as I had to queue up with all these plebby, luddite polluters to buy my ice lollies which were discounted cos the chiller is off as there's no co2 to run it.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Massive queues at the village garage today. Apparently the police were called at one point. There's no pay at pump which is pretty annoying as I had to queue up with all these plebby, luddite polluters to buy my ice lollies which were discounted cos the chiller is off as there's no co2 to run it.

Ppl dont bloody pay at the pump anyway. I got fuel alright but the longest part of the wait was ppl going into the shop to pay when they could have done it at the pump. I dont understand it at all

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

I always pay at the pump if available, hate going in the shop.

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



fridge corn posted:

Both our cars need fuel lol I bet Tesla owners feelin real smug rn

My neighbour and I both have EVs as we gave each other the secret EV owner smug nod to each other this morning.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


is this one of those situations where theres not actually a shortage but dumbfuck halfwits go and panic buy then cause an actual shortage?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


like literally every month since january 2020 i guess

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
My fuel economy has been awful for a year since I ran out of room in the house and have been having to store tins of beans in my froot and bog roll in the Thule roof box. It does mean I have a ready and waiting bug out vehicle if I need it though.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I’m storing extra petrol in Tesco bags for life

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Steakandchips posted:

I always pay at the pump if available, hate going in the shop.

I avoid petrol stations that I cant pay at the pump completely

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Reminder that plastic is also refined crude oil, so I'll be shoving those 5p bags into my fuel tank and laughing at everyone queuing for 'liquid' fuel

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
When I was a lad me dad had an account at the village petrol station, I'd pull in, it was attendant service and Philip who had bullied me at primary school would come out and fill me up and I'd just drive away and father would be billed.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fridge corn posted:

I avoid petrol stations that I cant pay at the pump completely

I pump, then pump and pay

as in I wank first on the forecourt

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

NotJustANumber99 posted:

When I was a lad me dad had an account at the village petrol station, I'd pull in, it was attendant service and Philip who had bullied me at primary school would come out and fill me up and I'd just drive away and father would be billed.

This is a lovely post

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

I pump, then pump and pay

as in I wank first on the forecourt

The other day I drove past a pair of dudes sitting in folding camping chairs around dusk. They both had clipboards and were staring into the trees. I thought of u ratty

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fridge corn posted:

The other day I drove past a pair of dudes sitting in folding camping chairs around dusk. They both had clipboards and were staring into the trees. I thought of u ratty

If you were around Cheshire it probably was me

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
post your clipboard, for the lads

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



its in the car

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
so how are you counting the bats or whatever?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/grVPypG.mp4

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Forgot it was mufti day at school today.

gently caress.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
poo poo what were you wearing?

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
The fucken uniform, bottle green, like all those nightmares we had right

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Wait what are you wearing

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CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

I'm in a pub in Barth

Seems nice

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