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its a statue, the real victim of the woke left
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Oct 28, 2021 15:53
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The knife statue demands that you commit knife crime so it can create more knife angel brethren
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Oct 28, 2021 15:54
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i can not be bothered to search twitter for the hot take of 'made a statue out of knives, lets see the woke corbynistas push that in a river 😂' but i know it is out there
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Oct 28, 2021 15:55
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brigadier: they are called weeping angels, they move when you are not looking doctor: fair enough brigadier: also theres a giant one made of knives doctor: theres a what now
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Oct 28, 2021 15:58
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I though angels were weird hosed up things, like giant flesh wheels and a goat's eyeball with lots of legs attached. A thing made out Knives is a Shrike surely?
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Oct 28, 2021 15:59
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it is a Knife Elemental
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Oct 28, 2021 16:13
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The people would not understand a creature made of wings that is covered in eyes.
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Oct 28, 2021 16:14
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learnincurve posted:They made a enormous 27ft angel statue made out of knives used in crimes, like a really British version of game of thrones, and it’s touring the country with it’s own police escort. "Right, now, how many machetes do we have?" "About...25." "Brilliant, I want them around the perimeter of the wings. That'll be really amazing!"
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Oct 28, 2021 16:29
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Definitely thought one of the blunted cleavers was a spatula
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Oct 28, 2021 17:16
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I heard the met were storming houses just stealing peoples kitchenware 2 make the statue
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Oct 28, 2021 17:26
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going undercover and knocking up people with large kitchenware collections
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Oct 28, 2021 17:59
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I, a man in my early 30s, am moving back home for 2 months. AMA
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Oct 28, 2021 18:00
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Ratjaculation posted:I, a man in my early 30s, am moving back home for 2 months. AMA Where do you think we go when we die
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Oct 28, 2021 18:02
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How many moons is too many?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:07
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mrpwase posted:Where do you think we go when we die We simply switch off and join the vast endless nothingness. Existence is nothing more than the cycle of space and time and the endless reuse and decay of the matter that makes us, us.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:08
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goatface posted:How many moons is too many? 2 moons is enough, semi eclipsing eachother 
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Oct 28, 2021 18:09
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I lived with my parents for a while a few years ago. Technically I was there first though and they moved in with me.
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Ratjaculation posted:We simply switch off and join the vast endless nothingness. Existence is nothing more than the cycle of space and time and the endless reuse and decay of the matter that makes us, us. Thanks, have a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Xw62pK_OU
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Oct 28, 2021 18:16
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I lived with my parents for a while a few years ago. Technically I was there first though and they moved in with me. Did they live in the alcove?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:18
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behind the red key door, past the rocket launcher plinth that triggers an ambush by imps
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Oct 28, 2021 18:30
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learnincurve posted:Update i think i saw this on a trailer heading toward J29 when i was coming home from work
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Oct 28, 2021 18:30
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now when they come to stay i put them in their camper in a field
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Oct 28, 2021 18:35
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Ratjaculation posted:going undercover and knocking up people with large kitchenware collections
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Oct 28, 2021 18:40
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lmao https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1453763529513869314?s=20
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Oct 28, 2021 19:13
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I thought the gullible cake mp is dead
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Oct 28, 2021 19:23
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fireworks are being shot into the air to denote the freeing up of community sex arses for the next user
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I'm not sure what's set them off this time, but there's been a surge of "history isn't yours to change or destroy because it offends you" memes on social media. Which is correct, but not in the way they mean it. Collateral posted:I though angels were weird hosed up things, like giant flesh wheels and a goat's eyeball with lots of legs attached. A thing made out Knives is a Shrike surely? I once made an angel cake that was a bundt cake decorated with eyes and took it into work. There was much Googling of Ezekiel 1 and I think my colleagues really benefited theologically from the laborious explanation of that pun. Ratjaculation posted:I, a man in my early 30s, am moving back home for 2 months. AMA Can I borrow one (1) viable sperm with which to have a baby.
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Oct 28, 2021 19:43
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Yeah, can I have some sperm too. For my experiments.
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Oct 28, 2021 20:49
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'm not complaining but geez its basically dadznet in here now lol. My son has spent half-term practicing Smash Bros in secret so he could OWN ME SO HARD tonight. Very proud, first time he's even beaten me in best out of 3, usually I have no mercy.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:00
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So did you have mercy? Or did he just best you old man?
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Oct 28, 2021 21:04
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NotJustANumber99 posted:So did you have mercy? Or did he just best you old man? I was thoroughly and fairly defeated - he's been practicing with Sora and Ridley and he's brutal with either of them. I got 2 KO's vs 8 which is definitely owned.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:20
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can i have some cum because it is delicious
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Oct 28, 2021 21:24
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i mean also for an experiment
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Oct 28, 2021 21:24
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nobody page the fudge man
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Oct 28, 2021 21:28
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cynic posted:My son has spent half-term practicing Smash Bros in secret so he could OWN ME SO HARD tonight. Very proud, first time he's even beaten me in best out of 3, usually I have no mercy.  "In my day, Homer was practising to beat Bart at the boxing game, not the other way around!!"
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Oct 28, 2021 21:38
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fraawwwsty chawwcklit miiihlkshaakes
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Oct 28, 2021 22:31
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NotJustANumber99 posted:nobody page the fudge man UK seawater poo fudge You know you would order some willingly
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Oct 28, 2021 22:56
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Lady Demelza posted:Can I borrow one (1) viable sperm with which to have a baby. get it from the sperm shop like the rest of us you bloody scrounger https://www.buysperm.co.uk/
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