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Furia
Jul 26, 2015



Grimey Drawer

Danger - Octopus! posted:

You can buy hot sauce that comes in a big skull shaped glass bottle and is cheaper than the vodka

Also this is good to know. You know the name by any chance?

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012



someone is not turning off their car alarm, its getting slightly annoying

and by slightly annoying i mean im gonna put their back window through in a minute

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010



Jose fix your car alarm.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Furia posted:

Gonna be arriving to London later today.

oh i've just gone home you should have posted and i'd have met you at the station

this is me fyi

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




hot

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Vitamins posted:

mango lassi is fucken delicious

Yes, it is.

I got a flyer for the local election happening in a few weeks. The guy has a neckbeard.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Congrats on finally finishing your nursing degree djf

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




no i'm in the top right of the picture, with my brother

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

oh i've just gone home you should have posted and i'd have met you at the station

this is me fyi



Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I've spent this cloudy afternoon refreshing the CV. Any recommended key phrases

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




take out any word that sounds like "helped" and replace it with "managed". get specific numbers and figures in there. "managed [specific X] for [specific time Y] with a budget of [specific number Z]"

also tell them what weird stuff you do to your dick. "considerable expertise in sounding". the dick bit is most important. they need to know what your dick suffers through. tell them everything about your dick.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

"Collaborated with foreign investors on the multimillion pound project to invigorate the international industry of sounding my dick with a bottlebrush."

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



make sure to put your favourite colour on it

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

I went to the Tate Modern today. They have a new viewing gallery about 10 floors up that gives you brilliant views of London and also allows you to peer into the living rooms of many of the squillion pound luxury flats in the vicinity. The interiors were mostly designed with such ruthless minimalism, they kind of looked like yet another art exhibit. I'm not sure anybody actually lives in those flats.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Ratjaculation posted:

I've spent this cloudy afternoon refreshing the CV. Any recommended key phrases

Put a loaf of buzzwords in tiny white text to set off any auto detect machines

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

I disagree! Only 2 Princesses have died. That is one of the smallest number of dead Princesses you can have.


Oven Wrangler

Lol I've never thought of doing that. Would probably work, too.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?


I am excited, at the theatre and Brian Cox is about to be on stage, woo!

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

すう すう




I'm going to spend my birthday in Bristol next weekend so please come hang out with me and we can drink lots of Buckfast

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Pistol_Pete posted:

The interiors were mostly designed with such ruthless minimalism, they kind of looked like yet another art exhibit. I'm not sure anybody actually lives in those flats.

They don't. That's property investment country.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Solefald posted:

I'm going to spend my birthday in Bristol next weekend so please come hang out with me and we can drink lots of Buckfast

i too will be in bristol next weekend but probably won't be able to hang out sorry

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

すう すう




Rude

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i'm visiting uni friends for a house warming party

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



im looking at 80s mercedes on ebay

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Have you invited fluo?

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Vitamins posted:

im looking at 80s mercedes on ebay

which one?

I would love a 190E cosworth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





how did your hip replacement go if it wasnt postponed again

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

It has been postponed until the 19th oct

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i hope you're alright. my surgery went throguh smoothly once it happened

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

17 hours until I go to bed.........so far 2 cans of Rockstar and counting

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Gaz2k21 posted:

17 hours until I go to bed.........so far 2 cans of Rockstar and counting

you work for the police and drink an energy drink owned by a massive racist smh

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

i hope you're alright. my surgery went throguh smoothly once it happened

What was the pain like afterwards?

Apparently they will score the ligaments around my hip to give me more movement.

I'm not looking forward to that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i had a local block + general and for first day couldn't feel anytyhing. moving around at first hurt a lot because myshoulder rocked a lot but after about a week it was mostly fine. this was shoulder surgery though not hip which i imagine will be worse. you should get some fun painkillers though

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



no_one posted:

which one?

I would love a 190E cosworth

The w126 SEC

i love coupes with massive engines. a bmw 850 is one of my dream cars

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Jose posted:

you work for the police and drink an energy drink owned by a massive racist smh

The massive racist is his dad who I believe the company have distanced themselves from, this came up in the thread a few weeks ago.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Gaz2k21 posted:

The massive racist is his dad who I believe the company have distanced themselves from, this came up in the thread a few weeks ago.

probably from me while drunk. you still shouldn't drink it

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Jose posted:

you still shouldn't drink it

Agreed but its delicious I'll change to Monster tomorrow

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

i had a local block + general and for first day couldn't feel anytyhing. moving around at first hurt a lot because myshoulder rocked a lot but after about a week it was mostly fine. this was shoulder surgery though not hip which i imagine will be worse. you should get some fun painkillers though

My brother in law an anesthetist, and he said i can get the good drugs. I hope he is right. Because hacking off the top of my femur is gonna hurt.

no_one
Mar 17, 2004
i'm a lying jerk

Lipstick Apathy

Vitamins posted:

The w126 SEC

i love coupes with massive engines. a bmw 850 is one of my dream cars

Merecedes are overated.

They trade on past gloiries.

buy a bmw or a honda.

Having said that buy a bmw850. It is reliable bur mercedes are trading oib the 70/80s. they use cheap parts now

bmw 840/850 are unreliable.

buy a honda s2000 but dont spin out.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Misread as lemur and was confused

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