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Danger - Octopus! posted:You can buy hot sauce that comes in a big skull shaped glass bottle and is cheaper than the vodka Also this is good to know. You know the name by any chance?
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someone is not turning off their car alarm, its getting slightly annoying and by slightly annoying i mean im gonna put their back window through in a minute
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Sep 24, 2016 15:26
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Jose fix your car alarm.
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Furia posted:Gonna be arriving to London later today. oh i've just gone home you should have posted and i'd have met you at the station this is me fyi 
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Vitamins posted:mango lassi is fucken delicious Yes, it is. I got a flyer for the local election happening in a few weeks. The guy has a neckbeard.
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Congrats on finally finishing your nursing degree djf
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no i'm in the top right of the picture, with my brother
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh i've just gone home you should have posted and i'd have met you at the station 
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I've spent this cloudy afternoon refreshing the CV. Any recommended key phrases
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Sep 24, 2016 17:22
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take out any word that sounds like "helped" and replace it with "managed". get specific numbers and figures in there. "managed [specific X] for [specific time Y] with a budget of [specific number Z]" also tell them what weird stuff you do to your dick. "considerable expertise in sounding". the dick bit is most important. they need to know what your dick suffers through. tell them everything about your dick.
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"Collaborated with foreign investors on the multimillion pound project to invigorate the international industry of sounding my dick with a bottlebrush."
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make sure to put your favourite colour on it
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I went to the Tate Modern today. They have a new viewing gallery about 10 floors up that gives you brilliant views of London and also allows you to peer into the living rooms of many of the squillion pound luxury flats in the vicinity. The interiors were mostly designed with such ruthless minimalism, they kind of looked like yet another art exhibit. I'm not sure anybody actually lives in those flats.
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Ratjaculation posted:I've spent this cloudy afternoon refreshing the CV. Any recommended key phrases Put a loaf of buzzwords in tiny white text to set off any auto detect machines
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Sep 24, 2016 19:03
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Lol I've never thought of doing that. Would probably work, too.
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I am excited, at the theatre and Brian Cox is about to be on stage, woo!
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I'm going to spend my birthday in Bristol next weekend so please come hang out with me and we can drink lots of Buckfast 
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Pistol_Pete posted:The interiors were mostly designed with such ruthless minimalism, they kind of looked like yet another art exhibit. I'm not sure anybody actually lives in those flats. They don't. That's property investment country.
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Solefald posted:I'm going to spend my birthday in Bristol next weekend so please come hang out with me and we can drink lots of Buckfast i too will be in bristol next weekend but probably won't be able to hang out sorry
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i'm visiting uni friends for a house warming party
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im looking at 80s mercedes on ebay
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Vitamins posted:im looking at 80s mercedes on ebay which one? I would love a 190E cosworth
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how did your hip replacement go if it wasnt postponed again
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It has been postponed until the 19th oct
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i hope you're alright. my surgery went throguh smoothly once it happened
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17 hours until I go to bed.........so far 2 cans of Rockstar and counting
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Gaz2k21 posted:17 hours until I go to bed.........so far 2 cans of Rockstar and counting you work for the police and drink an energy drink owned by a massive racist smh
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Jose posted:i hope you're alright. my surgery went throguh smoothly once it happened What was the pain like afterwards? Apparently they will score the ligaments around my hip to give me more movement. I'm not looking forward to that.
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i had a local block + general and for first day couldn't feel anytyhing. moving around at first hurt a lot because myshoulder rocked a lot but after about a week it was mostly fine. this was shoulder surgery though not hip which i imagine will be worse. you should get some fun painkillers though
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no_one posted:which one? The w126 SEC i love coupes with massive engines. a bmw 850 is one of my dream cars
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Jose posted:you work for the police and drink an energy drink owned by a massive racist smh The massive racist is his dad who I believe the company have distanced themselves from, this came up in the thread a few weeks ago.
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Gaz2k21 posted:The massive racist is his dad who I believe the company have distanced themselves from, this came up in the thread a few weeks ago. probably from me while drunk. you still shouldn't drink it
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Jose posted:you still shouldn't drink it Agreed but its delicious I'll change to Monster tomorrow
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Jose posted:i had a local block + general and for first day couldn't feel anytyhing. moving around at first hurt a lot because myshoulder rocked a lot but after about a week it was mostly fine. this was shoulder surgery though not hip which i imagine will be worse. you should get some fun painkillers though My brother in law an anesthetist, and he said i can get the good drugs. I hope he is right. Because hacking off the top of my femur is gonna hurt.
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Vitamins posted:The w126 SEC Merecedes are overated. They trade on past gloiries. buy a bmw or a honda. Having said that buy a bmw850. It is reliable bur mercedes are trading oib the 70/80s. they use cheap parts now bmw 840/850 are unreliable. buy a honda s2000 but dont spin out.
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Misread as lemur and was confused
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