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Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Ratjaculation posted:

What does it do?

I'm looking at iPhone SEs now. They look good

I dunno I'm at work so I can't play with it

But according to the blurb it can play spotify, read headlines, be a timer/alarm clock, tell jokes or something, order taxis and takeaway food, control my philips hue lighting system thingy. and I guess whatever else you program it to do? I'm gonna mess around with coding stuff for it next weekend. I'm pretty sure someone already made a thing to get it to work with Kodi/XBMC so I'm interested in that.

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16


Fan of Britches

I'm not meeting any more goons till I meet Bobby Deluxe

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



"Echo, tea... Early Grey... hot"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

some nights i lie awake imagining shaking hands with taff, feeling his dry, chapped palms meet mine, and then i awake screaming

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Oct 21, 2002



Looke posted:

"Echo, tea... Early Grey... hot"

Just tried this and got a liquid that was almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

Quote-Unquote posted:

Just tried this and got a liquid that was almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.
again, just use grindr

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



Bobby Deluxe posted:

again, just use grindr

lol

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Bobby Deluxe posted:

again, just use grindr

hmm grindr might solve my tea issue but can it also order kebabs when I'm drunk?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



im sure it can find someone thatll give you plenty of meat yes

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Pls help

https://goo.gl/RQDA9o

Far too lazy to cook tonight

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



not a checkbox poll, no goku, shameful

voted indian tho

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




also voted indian

by the way, really enjoyed the last goonmeet, was good fun seeing bobby d's local pubs, and it was nice seeing fraction again. just remember we can't post about the next one publicly in case that jogger shows up

e: oh gently caress wrong thread

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



the last of us is 12 on the playstation store if you haven't got it already, it's a good game

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

Quote-Unquote posted:

hmm grindr might solve my tea issue but can it also order kebabs when I'm drunk?
protip pick up closeted kebab shop owners

free kebabs until you eventually go missing

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





ive know one goon irl and walked past another

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

Ratjaculation posted:

ive know one goon irl and walked past another

i too am aware that someone i know is a goon... it scares me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i met a goon once, and i also walked past a stall where there should have been a sausage-selling goon, but wasn't

also,

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



v disappointed in the gibbis name change thread tbh

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




vitty now known as hairy

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Looke posted:

the last of us is 12 on the playstation store if you haven't got it already, it's a good game

Also if you like the game go and watch the girl with all the gifts

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

vitty now known as hairy

This will take some time

Remind me to avoid that thread. The last one didn't end well for me

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



decided to play through the game again and i forgot how sad the intro is

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

i dunno if i could ever bother to go through all the slow arse beginning tutorials and stuff

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



lol I just asked the Echo "is this the real life?" and it responded pretty much how you'd expect

100 well spent imo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




did it respond with a sequence of high-pitched bubbling chirps, and then attempt to rape a fish?

e: wait that's ecco nevermind

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

did it respond with a sequence of high-pitched bubbling chirps, and then attempt to rape a fish?

e: wait that's ecco nevermind

lmao

I can't get it to work with my media centre yet. Maybe I should've tried before I started drinking beer.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



does it sound sexy?

i use australian lady siri on my phone

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




is... what... are australians sexy to you?

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



no but it's easier to wank to than the british lady

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





Set ten minute timer

Searching the web for vegemite

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




emergency poll: should i add mini cheddars to my bowl of chili

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




thanks for the responses, dicks

i added them and it's pretty good

Furia
Jul 26, 2015



Grimey Drawer

So my job people are either cool with my high-texting or are just ignoring it

Either way I didn't get fired so I'm counting it as a win

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

emergency poll: should i add mini cheddars to my bowl of chili

Yeah do it man, I imagine it'll be pretty good

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



Ratjaculation posted:

This will take some time

Remind me to avoid that thread. The last one didn't end well for me

my posting brand has been sullied by my mistake of posting in that thread,

i want some chili

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



Looke posted:

does it sound sexy?

i use australian lady siri on my phone

is it something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9wN_3WNSlM

wire wednesday has become westeros wednesday

there's mead

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16


Fan of Britches

Looke posted:

the last of us is 12 on the playstation store if you haven't got it already, it's a good game

It's not

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



OTOH yes it is. I got a bit bored by the end though it kinda dragged for the last couple of hours but still very good overall.

Not as good as EDF but not much is

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Bozza posted:

Where are you located? Let us know and we will point you towards some Top Goon Bants.

Just moved to Nottingham.

Gonna get grindr now and unleash my inner homo.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




i am the 853rd best person in the world at crypt of the necrodancer, FYI

also don't unleash your inner homo, unleash the one you've got trapped under your patio in the shipping container cell you made

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