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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


why is it that mccoys are the only crisp guys who can make a decent tasting roast beef flavour?

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


Miggles posted:

Ex-pat living in LA here.

Hello fellow British expat in the US of A.

let us swap tips on getting ahead without the remnants of a feudal aristocracy holding us down

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


British women really are vile creatures for the most part

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


Geordie Shore is one of my favourite tv programs of all time, way better than jersey shore

loving geordies are subhuman retards, its great to watch them semi-rape each other all the time. also they all work at call centers

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


'ok' by american standards is like living the greatest life ever by british standards. If you don't care about free healthcare then the standard of living here is just so much higher for so much cheaper.

If the United Kingdom was a state in the USA, it would come 50th in GDP per capita, with only Mississippi doing worse (Alabama has more money per person than the uk lol)

like i catch the bus and walk 15 mins to and from work each day from the bus stop and everyone i speak to considers that a horrible existence and can't understand why i don't mind sitting on the bus with all the gross poors. also the bus costs like a quid, if that, its awesome.

The Saurus fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 28, 2015

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


do you not understand the difference between a fence and a wall XMNN

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


If I had to live in birmingham I'd constantly post in TCC too. Copious use of drugs helps you to forget you're in birmingham, a place most famous for being the filming location for the gameshow Golden Balls, presented by Jasper Carrot

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


I thought Manchester city center was meant to be nice thanks to the Irish Renovation Association's sterling work in the 80s and 90s?

by the way i really miss a good british style kebab, so if anyone gets a kebab can you please look at the salad in there and tell me what it is cause i've forgot. i know there's like purple stuff and onion and lettuce i think idk. also a recipe for that bangin chili sauce you get on them.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


MyFaceBeHi posted:

As a proud resident of the People's Democratic Republic of Wolverhampton I woo the day when we overthrow the capitalist stranglehold that England has over our simple little town and we declare our glorious socialist communist regime for a thousand years!

What I mean is you guys all live in better places and I hate you for it.

Wow, someone else from Wolverhampton. Hello!

But yes, Wolverhampton is a shithole and everyone in my family worth anything moved out as soon as they possibly could, my parents moved out when I was 11. It's a good CITY to be in if you want to study construction or work in the construction industry though.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


I thought he was going to be serving human meat before I clicked the link

insects are just cheap protein in newcastle

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


over the black country the map should just say COB

speaking of which those dead cheap lunch places where you get a massive sandwich, with all the fillings in big ice cream tubs, with a salad bar for a few quid are amazing. i miss them

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


my dad met jez corbyn at tolpuddle, said he had a limp handshake and considered not voting for him because of that, but then jez gave him a free beermat and 2 stickers.

then dr alan chedzoy, some local scholar on thomas hardy rang him up and tried to get him to vote for yvette cooper but he said he was JC all the way. it kinda sucks though cause my dads in 3-4 unions so he used to get more votes.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


Nigel Farage posted:

Greggs.

How poor are you?

Greggs is a british tradition and is where the political class goes to buy sossy rolls and bacon sarnies to prove that they're just like the average working briton

the real nige would know this

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


goatface posted:

There's a couple of the big beer festivals on this week, but neither of those are in Shoreditch. It's probably a pub one with a few dozen beers in a tent. Sometimes those are really good, sometimes they're poo poo.

Good luck.

Of course they're not in shoreditch, the rich hipster twats in shoreditch only drink sloe gin shots or whatever the gently caress they do nowadays

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

don't knock sloe gin

My family makes our own sloe gin from wild sloe's every autumn and then gives it away as presents for christmas because we are country folk.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


did jez corbyn win yet

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


maybe it's one of those quorn shepherd pies or ready meals you ever consider that?

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