UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 09:05

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:30

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

kecske posted:

my old boss was called POREG

O Mealoid? (I only know one)

crispix posted:

why boipuss is not in dictionary pls

It�s �bussy� as you well know.

learnincurve posted:

Duke status huuuur

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 07:34

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ratjaculation posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mzKhG5z.mp4

Turn on sound

Goddamn cicadas. They�re like ginormous houseflies.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 13:10

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

crispix posted:

no i live wiv me mam an she is doin ann summers 2nite i no a old bus sheltar tho :smirking smiley face: xx

oh I�ve talked to him too, eventually settled for the park nearby because it was night time

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 14:53

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I remember M&S doing Prosecco crisps one year, and they were actually fizzy.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 16:45

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

freelop posted:

Heating clicked on last night and I wore a hoodie to the shop.
Summer is over

I�m still just wearing a T-shirt, but I run hot all the time.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 07:59

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

CancerCakes posted:

Dear friends

It is my birthday

Yes I am Henry III, King of England, born 1207

It�s also my birthday! Happy birthday, birthday twin! :hfive:

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 16:17

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

It�s March 579th, 2020.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 16:29

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Camrath posted:

Right now I have 5kg of Apple Pie chilling in my fudge fridge; it�s like PSF but even better. Watch this space

Also thanks <3

Hello yes please. Also some of the PSF. I�ve finally been paid and I have money to burn :toot:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 14:00

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Wall hung toilets are the norm in Germany, and I got the fear every time I sat on one.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 22:12

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ratjaculation posted:

Well hung

That�s always a pleasure.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 22:23

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

fridge corn posted:

You're supposed to put that last chunk of cheese directly into your mouth.

Chef perks.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 08:48

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

My mum used to do bookkeeping and payroll for about 200 companies, and most of her day was spent on the phone to HMRC waiting to talk to someone.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 10:41

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

hemale in pain posted:

As a gay man I will never have children and that's great

As a gay man with a boyfriend, we would both like kids.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 13:52

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ratjaculation posted:

There's been some pretty interesting work in allowing men to incubate fetuses if you're a science nerd like me. Dr. Larry Arbogast and Dr. Alex Hesse have done some interesting studies worth a read

I�ve been vaguely following the �strip out the mother dna, insert father 2 dna� possibility although not for a while now.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 15:35

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

NotJustANumber99 posted:

WhatsApp won't work

Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp are all down. It�s a big thing.

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1445072650720591875

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 19:48

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo Inspector :sexarse:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 21:55

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

legooolas posted:

I broke a tooth on an Opal Fruit once.
(It was frozen as the pack was in my jacket pocket and I was snowboarding, I just chomped on it not expecting it to be frozen; it's not that my teeth are made of paper)

I wonder if I'm the only person ever to have cracked a tooth with what is supposed to be a soft chew sweet.

I lost a filling to a piece of Turkish delight one Christmas. Pulled it right out of my tooth :saddowns:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 10:09

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I remember this one when I was young for� reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA

# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 21:00

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Had some at work this week, it�s very nice for being so wet.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 12:08

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Gone down to my parents for the weekend. Chichester is covered in big, hard to remove antivax stickers. Clearly it�s one person who�s walked through town slapping them on everything, including shop windows. :chloe:

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 21:04

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Woo, I just spent a lot of money on fudge! Two separate orders! :toot:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 14:25

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Almost certainly. Take care of yourself.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 19:26

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

More reason to keep masking up.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 20:07

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ratjaculation posted:

im eating chocolate for breakfast

I�m getting my fudge delivered to work, so that�ll be lunch one day this week.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 09:31

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

platzapS posted:

Went to Clermont Fish House. Clermont (population 39,000) is a little under an hour by car from Orlando, Florida

How are you taking an hour to get to Clermont?

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 11:44

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Currie Motors! Nice people to do :sexarse:

with!

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 17:20

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Kingston was exceptionally good for dogs today. An extremely friendly Labrador wanted pets in Caff� Nero, and I happily obliged.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 20:05

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I�m flying to the US next week, and I�ve booked my covid test for Monday morning. So between then and now I�m on mini lockdown. :ohdear:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 23:08

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

It's kind of logistics, honestly. My parents have a house in Florida, and no-one's stepped foot in it now for over 18 months, so I'm going to turn the lights on, and make sure it's not been invaded by racoons or coyotes.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 23:16

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Or trumps

Burn it all down, nothing could be saved.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 23:36

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Why isn�t all the travel testing free?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 14:07

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

M&S are charging a fiver for this.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 23:59

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

The War Christmas tables are all out in Kingston, every 50 feet.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 11:59

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I�m sitting on a plane to the US waiting to take off. Very excited

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 11:16

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I got a coffee and a shot of baileys at the air Canada lounge earlier, by which I mean he made half a mug of americano, and then the other half was Baileys. It�s about the heaviest hand pour I�ve ever seen. Early morning drinking is perfectly fine when you�re flying.

I�m now in Chicago waiting for my next flight.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 21:52

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

It was lightly snowing here in SW London earlier!

# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 21:04

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

New Zealand is going through a real renaissance right now it seems. A couple of my friends have moved there too, it�s pretty much covid-free, and it�s run by a government that�s arguably a lot more sensible than the rest of the world. Plus have you seen the landscape there?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 00:17

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Why are so many kids off school at the moment? It�s too late for half term and too early for Christmas hols.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 14:51

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:30

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Christ, woken up sweating because somehow it�s 26�C in my bedroom. My friend�s house where I�m living has underfloor heating and it seems to just randomly come on now, despite the nice Nest thermostats that swear it�s not on.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 03:39

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