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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





hemale in pain posted:

I've been dating a goon for like 10years but he never posts outside the car threads

i'm glad you and fridge corn are finally tying the knot

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





What drama to wake up hungover to

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Weirdly sweaty and room temp describes most things in Gregg's, including the customers.

Please don't doxx me

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Galewolf posted:

Should I call the cops on the middle school kids playing outside during recess and being all happy and full of energy?????

Trick question, already reported

TJ had it coming

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Wtf kind of toaster lasts long enough to do that

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Sudden Javelin posted:

feeling vindicated by this being the general consensus. Too many times have I gone to the new tub of Lurpak to find my partner has been in there already and left the foil on. The bloody deviant

Buy real butter that is entirely covered by foil

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





As someone with hosed up bowels I use kmmodium op

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





fridge corn posted:

We don't do the snipe thing itt

Dog pictures are encouraged though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Lmao

https://twitter.com/UkrainianAK/status/1387846342626750464?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





ok which of you is this

https://twitter.com/a_leesha1/status/1387861876969705484?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





crispix posted:

i do mine every friday and i have a big bubble bath before getting into my nice fresh bed and i feel like a pretty princess

i have to shower before i sleep if i have a bath because i make them ridiculously hot lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





The_Doctor posted:

I found this in Tesco tonight, looking forward to trying it tomorrow, post jab no. 1.



Smh hiding your thumb so I can post that you have a hosed up thumb

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Regarde Aduck posted:

It's not.

'Nature' will survive. If we did absolutely nothing it would survive but around 95% of species would likely die. Then it would start to recover. This takes place over 50 years to millions of years. Places like India might become uninhabitable within our lifetime.

The runaway greenhouse scenario where we end up like Venus is considered unlikely. The CSPAM climate thread thinks its the only possible scenario. Note that they have very few posters with ecological backgrounds so you should be asking why they know anymore than you do. They don't. They barely understand the science papers they randomly cite. Most of them are computer janitors and have absolutely no authority on climatology.

That's not to say the situation isn't bad. It's pretty bad. As said, India is probably boned. Lot of places in Africa also boned. Malawi, for example, is predicted to lose most of its maize harvest by 2050. They're currently trying to mitigate against this with crop diversification and conservation programs. They might be able to survive in a way India won't. All this means there's gonna be a lot of migration and refugees. This is the real grim poo poo right here. A lot more likely than the low probability apocalypse scenarios is that humanity just murders lots of people because of unrest. If it goes nuclear then there's your end of the world.

I think they've hosed keeping temperatures from going over +2.5 C by 2100 but they might still be able to manage 3 or 3.5. Developing world is going to need a lot of money injected into it to incentivise them away from following the industrialization path that the west got to indulge in.

The real problem is there's very little wiggle room now. We've wasted our getting ready time and now we have to do something. So if another republican government gets in power in 4 years then the US rips up any carbon reduction plans and that's it. We can still get out of this without complete disaster but it means a world wide reduction in carbon continuing from now until 2100 with absolutely no room for bumps. One insane right wing demagogue in the US or China that goes 'gently caress it' and industrialises more than ever before and that's it. The world has to thread a needle for a long time.

That is to say: We might have to panic about the end of the world but not right now. So chill. And don't let genuinely mentally ill cspam posters get into your head.

Please keep this and other climate change discussions outside of this thread. This is a chat thread for talking about going to the pub, grassing on your neighbours of finding goon love

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Or*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





https://twitter.com/hatwell/status/1388160786397376515?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





I'm going to suck rattys dick 100 times to honour captain tom

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





New job opportunity for you hemale in pain

https://twitter.com/JAVdottxt/status/1388437615796359173?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





hemale in pain posted:

i missed that post.

i will deliver hot piss to you directly jose

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Ratjaculation posted:

SA Forums > GBS > UK Chat: elderly ghosts keep moving my pie in a tin

done

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





bought some snyders jalapeno pretzel pieces at the supermarket earlier

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





2.0: Cookie Cutter
2.0: Barudak
2.0: Roblo
2.0: Fumble
2.0: Shogi
2.0: Power_of_the_glory
2.0: Szyznyk
2.0: Moon is a grass
2.0: The Natch
2.0: Ratjaculation
2.0: Algol Star
2.0: Zihuatanejo41
1.0: Bunnybane
1.0: mrpwase
1.0: CoolCab
1.0: Chewbakky
1.0: weirdly chilly pussy
1.0: Daikatana Ritsu
1.0: Sunswipe
1.0: spud
1.0: Whorelord
1.0: gludel
1.0: Total Meatlove
1.0: fridge corn
1.0: Jose
1.0: TTerrible
1.0: Looke
1.0: Sleeveless
1.0: gnarlyhotep
1.0: Superterranean
1.0: Unkempt
1.0: feedmegin

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





LizzieBorden posted:

You're ace to me, 99.

Gross

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





sometimes you can only get the blocks of tamarind instead of just a nice jar of it as paste which is annoying

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





check the lepers colony for your birthday present ratty

hbd

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





crispix posted:

WHAAAAAAAAAT she gonna look like with a sex. arse. on. heeeeeeeeeer

WHAAAAAAAAAT she gonna look like with a sex. arse. on heeeeeeeer



https://twitter.com/ZenaMOBrien/status/1389450698924900356?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





i just saw the words sex arse and felt the need to share that tweet

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





fridge corn posted:

Unfortunately this isn't quite what we're looking for. Know anyone willing to suck and gently caress a rat cock? Asking for a friend obvs

ratty has a gf already

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





https://twitter.com/sweden/status/580455932016087041?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





goatface posted:

Sweden's Twitter policy is a good one.

https://twitter.com/sweden/status/537590098997837824?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Salisbury Snape posted:

Birb update:
Frankie chikkun is still spending the nights in my bathtub in the old fabric dog crate. Daytimes are spent in a separated area of our chicken run.
Every evening when it starts to get dark and the older hens put themselves to bed I bring Frankie inside and she has an hour or so roaming the living room, stealing crumbs and being a noisy little poo poo. I swear she doesn't ever stop beeping and squeaking.


nice chicken op. my parents have them they're pretty fun to have around

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





kecske posted:

there's lots of stuff that we don't have effective ways of filtering out of waste water before it gets pumped away. hormones are a good example and there's lots of studies of estrogen in waste water negatively affecting fish because its in most kinds of contraceptive pill and we can't filter it out, and because fish have more receptors to it than humans so they're very susceptible


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





I enjoyed voting communist party for the first time ever today

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





booked in for a new covid vaccine trial. got a screening on thursday to ensure i'm alright to participate and get 650 for the whole thing if i get on it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Lady Demelza posted:

Is that the Valneva one? How long did it take for you to hear back after applying?

yeah. about 2-3 hours on a sunday evening after applying i got an email to book a screening for it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I just bought a bidet attachment. I'd been considering one for a while but our toilet seemed to be hard-plumbed into the water mains with no way for it to be attached without cutting pipes.

Turns out the toilet plumbing does have a removable connector to the mains but it was sneakily concealed inside the cistern. It's arriving tomorrow and I expect it to be the most life-changing event since I got the vaccine last month. My partner isn't convinced, but she's never used one before.

mine is great. way more powerful than i was expecting too

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





My guts are always a mess whenever I have to do a long journey I take immodium just to save hassle

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





goatface posted:

I find that more than two pints of coffee is bad for me.

That's a lot of coffee

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





Got my jab today as part of the vaccine trial
Dunno which I got but there has been no pain since the needle went into my arm

To the person who wanted me to fix their gangtags just post the ones you want

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





freelop posted:

Not the goon who asked but I'd love a patio pals adding cheers

Coming round with my spade to patio you as requested

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