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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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UncleBlazer posted:

I choose to read them as personals and decided I would bang mfcrocker and ratjaculation :bigtran:

nsa only

also dat op & taff edit lol

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Jul 28, 2015

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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whats your twitter sn taff?

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Aug 3, 2007



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Kidney Stone posted:

Nope, that was me.

just logged into my ancient twitter account, was following that guy from scrubs for some reason. i've never tweeted

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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urban pie in birmingham has been replaced by a burrito place. their veg burrito was well good tho so no hard feelings

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Aug 3, 2007



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my experiences are birmingham these days are just from changes at new street. i'll snoop around the bullring if i can navigate my way out of the station. nice work down their bozza network rail

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Aug 3, 2007



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88h88 posted:

It's been what, 5+ years being constructed? There's still sections of it boarded up inside and it still looks like a holding cell for human beings in some weird cheap sci-fi film.

2 years or so ago i was trying to find the way out and i walked for ages along a corridor to come to a dead end featuring nothing but a tesco express. is it being built ironically?

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Aug 3, 2007



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followed a few of you jerks on twitter. help a noob out.

also why do i have so many chinese people following me?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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taff i tweeted a tit pic, i assume you did something similar to get 4k followers

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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so according to the sun, this will be our end of the eurotunnel if we dont send the army to france lmbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTGmirfaR8

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Aug 3, 2007



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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

glad to make the OP list

im going to Manchester tomorrow too. get the desolate north under my feet again

battered?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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i made a cock-up and have 7 hours to waste at heathrow at the end of next month before a 17hr flight. is there any civilisation around there at 8am?

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Aug 3, 2007



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if i were bozza i would ride the shuttles for 7 hours

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Aug 3, 2007



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should note that i am a poor and will be carrying a lot of crap

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Aug 3, 2007



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ah didn't even think about the heathrow express. seems like the best option to prevent madness. thanks!

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Aug 3, 2007



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Jose posted:

well i only have 1 real complaint about that film but it was real good otherwise

i didn't think much of it. disappointed with it considering my enjoyment of alex garlands stuff

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Aug 3, 2007



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Jose posted:

i thought it was good just the ending either its read that he never created AI and just what he thought what it was or that the film just ignored that as inherently lovely as humans are they forgot compassion/empathy just to get that ending but the film was set up to make you think it was real AI.

also i'm sure i recognised the song in the climactic scene and i can't find it named anywhere

it wasn't terrible, but i think maybe it wasn't for me. will rewatch it one day and see.

shazam/siri the song?

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Aug 3, 2007



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dartmoor provided me with radioactive water, so what?

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Aug 3, 2007



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i buy whatever tea is on offer and enjoy it thoroughly

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Aug 3, 2007



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the queen dead? oh lorra lorra lovely sausage

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Aug 3, 2007



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corn in the fridge posted:

i cant cut through the barrier of this threads insular humour

How Are You

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Aug 3, 2007



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Pedricko posted:

Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble?

loving called it 3 threads ago, i knew you were a gay porn actor

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Aug 3, 2007



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Party Boat posted:

I leave my eggs in the fridge

am I going to die

yes, but because of other reasons hth

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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gay porn pay good?

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Aug 3, 2007



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Vitamins posted:

what are the lasers for? scanning the rails for damage or movement or something?


coins and misc treasures

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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*cracks open a bru*

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Aug 3, 2007



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Jose posted:

i went to aldi before work to get some shopping and the woman in the queue at the till in front of me had a 2 litre bottle of cider and nothing else
From way back when I worked in a shop that seems right. Lots of folk bought the giant 3 litres of Barnstormer/White cider. Often several bottles a day.

I imagine aldi is a cheaper option, so good on them

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Aug 3, 2007



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88h88 posted:

I'm sat next to a tree with a ratty looking magpie in it cleaning itself. It looks like it's been bullied the way it has baldy spots on it.

I'm also watching a heron sat by a pond trying to get some eats. It keeps looking like it spots something and is getting ready to dive after it.

Nesting season is over so Magpies don't need to keep up appearances atm. Plus he probably started on a buzzard or something.

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Aug 3, 2007



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Phoon posted:

the wet hot prequel is definitely the best netflix original comedy so far

trying to find a good burger in bham centre all the best ones i know are in the jewellery quarter or at digbeth dining club

I'm in bham wasting time before train. Come and find me and let's talk about taff

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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its humid

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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Mr Henderson you're hortin ma totties

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Aug 3, 2007



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The Big Taff Man posted:

All our family are South Wales and Birmingham, Manchester didnt even come into the discussion

get married in the bullring

then straight out of the church into the homemade burger place

hth

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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weird

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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best man speech guidance pls

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 21, 2015

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JFairfax posted:

Email some of the groom's close friends and collect some stories.

Mention how beautiful his bride to be is, throwaway comment early on. Do not dwell. Alternatively do dwell and tell her that she has made a big mistake and should be with you.

Talk about shock at him finding a wife because of ineptness on a date, but not about proper exes.

Be funny.

Get drunk


The Big Taff Man posted:

Start the speech asking the bride to put her hand on the table, and the groom to put his hand on top of hers, and to keep it there till the end of the speech. Then at the end say that your final gift to the groom was for him to get the upper hand for the last time ever in their relationship, and point to camera



Semprini posted:

Look up best man speeches on youtube, steal the jokes you think will work.
Remember that everyone present wants you to succeed, try not to piss this goodwill away.
Most brides will straight-up murder you if you ruin their wedding day, possibly tell her in advance what you're planning on saying so she can veto any bits involving her that her family shouldn't hear. The groom gets no such veto powers.
Mock the groom, but remember this isn't a night in the pub. Frankie Boyle is very good at his act. You are not. Do not copy him.
Keep it short. This allows you to make a 'speech as long as the groom lasts in bed' joke, which usually goes down well ("Like the bride!!!!1111eleventy")

Thanks for these guys. Cracking on with it today

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Aug 3, 2007



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gnarlyhotep posted:

If you never ever use words like "chippy" I will respect you

where you live g-tep?

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The Big Taff Man posted:

and then its a pain to get my mates from london to come!

Jimbo, Whizz, Gazza, Freestock, Benjy, Flax, Trebber and Gideon

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



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got the suit fitting in a bit but have sprout farts atm

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The Big Taff Man posted:

Kluliss start posting in the running thread again so Ive got someone else who doesnt do 100 mile runs in 3 hours to post with.

If you do in return I will give you the greatest gift - I will allow you to tell me Party Boats deepest darkest secrets so I can make fun of him while you chuckle along safe in the knowledge he will never know who told me his secrets

quit changing your av

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Aug 3, 2007



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hemale in pain posted:

is every goon in the running thread a pretend super athlete then?

hold that thought

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Aug 3, 2007



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double posting because this is relevant

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