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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Thinking of Jackin' it with the goons l8z

Think Vitty and Looke should join

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Where the gently caress is Wallace, String?

Oh he's in literally everything now, rightfully so.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Poop posting

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I want a nice crusty fresh bap/bun/zynquax/barm/roll for breakast, but all I have is miserable normal ones

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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to establish it as your territory?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Aidan_702 posted:

Got my second dose of LETHAL AstraZeneca yesterday. Thankfully this time isn’t as bad as the first, I feel like someone kicked me in the back instead of being thrown into a thresher.

Congrats on being able to lick crossing buttons again

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

somethings not quite right

with the Tez?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

ive laid the first half of my beam and block floor, following the layout instructions from the manufacturers. the last block doesnt fit.

I don't know what your words mean but I sincerely wish you luck in coming to a successful outcome.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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LizzieBorden posted:

Marmite pasta

:how:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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hello friends

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Gasmask posted:

did you sort your stuff out

Mostly! Feeling better about a lot of things

How are you all on this bank holiday sunday?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Sat down to do some invoicing today (yeaaaa)

and Frasier isn't on yet

wtf

e: nvm

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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fridge corn posted:

Tbh it's only cyclists I see running red lights

It doesn't really count when you smash into them from behind and push them over the line mate

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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It's reached peak humidity outside. I think my bat survey is going to be rained out allowing me to actually bother to cook something healthy, but I've not heard anything yet.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Vitamins posted:

capitalism bad?????????

i never capitalise

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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spent the day in portsmouth with my partner and her weird family

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Work entirely cancelled next week, no reason given

So spent the entire day spent doing job applications and being arsey

Urghhh

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

oh happy pride month to all concerned

Thanks from vitty & me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Congrats on your second jab goons. How have the (non-child related) side effects been?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Dead Goon posted:

I had my second AZ dose on Tuesday and my arm hurt for a bit.

welcome back fluo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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LizzieBorden posted:

Verdict came back on that murder trial I had to testify in yesterday. The 18 year old is guilty and is getting life, the 17 year old who rolled over on his mate is not guilty but is still getting time on weapons charges.

Went out for a few drinks with some people from work yesterday. I have forgotten how to drink.

Well done, those drinks sound well deserved

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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GAH look at the prices, let's go Spoons

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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crispix posted:

i would rush your bar and slide down the bar and just open my mouth under one of the beer taps and i'd pull the beer tap so the beer came out and i would just drink all the beer muahahahahhahahahahhahah :hehe:

my man

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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*pulls out EuroShopper Orange Juice, price marked 69p
*pour some of it into a glass that's 75% ice cubes already
*charges you £3.90

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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In my experience those chalkboards are always the same couple of slogans that go viral everywhere each year.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder!
Buy 2 pints and pay for both!

Then a hashtag and their Facebook page so they can be relevant

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I sound like I'm hating on independent pubs today, but honestly it's aimed only the poo poo ones.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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i thought it was a pretty uneventful post by 99's standard

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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for no reason at all I just remembered those Acorn Netstations we had at school, and how horrifically poo poo they were

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Potattoo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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99 is farage

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I can be found in the pub on my own, in the loo, last cubicle on the right, come join me.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I have no idea what is going on here

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Hope you aren't flying that drone within 50m of people, private property, public spaces, roads, footpaths, built up areas or near utility lines 99.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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crispix posted:

i did a sort of irate brian blessed character and it was just too much apparently

You needed to go one Brian further alphabetically

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Is he still leader after the local results? The party is so irrelevant I don't even know anymore

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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hemale in pain posted:

My mums dog is so sad. When she's out it just sits at the backdoor waiting for her to come back :(

Sounds like she needs mental stimulation, get a kong or a treat puzzle toy for her

Maybe get some for the dog too.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Is this a tesla issue?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Great news Learny, congrats to Learny Jr.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Hey I'm totally not an actor and I love working at an Amazon fulfilment centre. We've made sure the background of this ad contains people working at bearable speeds, hey look here's a couple of people having a natter, this blokes smiling at a colleague and loves having no security on a zero hour contract, Sharon here totally isn't about to be laid off without warning because she failed to meet an impossible target. Everyone is happy! This is very normal in this place, and totally not staged.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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All threads are terrible and SA is a pointless time sink that will amount to nothing but suffering if you really think about it

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