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hemale in pain posted:Penis is always funnny Please don't doxx me
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Move Your Feet by Junior Senior the best song, thank you for your time
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Bobby Deluxe posted:i remember there being a period of about 5 years when everyone in byob had a jr/sr av because someone figured out how to rip gifs and started a thread I never knew there was a video and just spent my whole time watching it recognising all those avatars Thank you for letting me know 
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My dad has drank far too much coffee all his life (though probably not ^ that much  ), and whenever he's been told he needs to drink less, he's just quit. Cold turkey. Become completely insufferable for 2 weeks. Then started right where he left off!
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May 12, 2021 14:25
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The first time I visited Leeds I slept overnight in the train station cos I missed the last train. I liked it so much, I live here now!
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May 19, 2021 07:55
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Mojo Jojo posted:gammons Mojo Jojo posted:fish and chips are bad I think they have to hand in their blue passports, disgraceful behaviour to disparage are nashnul dish
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May 31, 2021 12:37
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You can have some of our clouds if you want
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Jun 13, 2021 10:08
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It's bullshit All of it The cabinet minister, the whole business
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Jun 15, 2021 10:22
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There is a term in Mandarin for "staying up far too late even though you need to get up early out of spite towards your work hours", I think it's revenge sleep or something. I can very much relate.
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Jun 24, 2021 10:10
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Selective serotonin sreuptake inhibitors
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Jun 25, 2021 14:45
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Looke posted:christ the other thread are proper sour cunts about the fact that it's coming home crikey
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Jun 30, 2021 13:54
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I like your new highly competent and professional dogposting Also I like your dog
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Jul 2, 2021 14:35
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There's someone who likes to go flying over my neighbourhood in a...microlight? Parasail? It's like one of those Florida swamp boats with the big propeller on the back, only it can fly. It makes a bit of noise but no more than car engines or the trains going by, but it gets people entirely bent out of shape on Nextdoor and I love it. THAT AIRBORNE HOOLIGAN, HE'S PROBABLY DROPPING DOG POO AND SPYING THROUGH MY WINDOWS FROM THAT THING!!!
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Jul 4, 2021 12:09
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Party Boat posted:A little wasp sliding down tiny cardboard tubes to get into Thunderbird 2, jetting off to find someone in trouble so they can sting the gently caress out of them Iain Banks wrote a book about that once I think
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Jul 4, 2021 13:52
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Well, there are little wasps, that much checks out And some people are in trouble too!
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Jul 4, 2021 14:21
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fridge corn posted:I had a boss once who I was talking to him about books or whatever and he was like have you ever read Iain Banks? And I was like no so he lent me his copy of wasp factory. Anyway i read it and when i gave it back to him he asked me how i found it and i told him it was bad. We never really got on too well after that We're not gonna get on either 
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Jul 4, 2021 18:23
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fridge corn posted:Yeah sorry it was a bad book but I haven't read any of his other stuff so hopefully it gets better It definitely isn't his best! I got assigned The Bridge at university and I think I've now all read all of his non-sci-fi stuff, The Bridge is still the best.
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Jul 4, 2021 20:37
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learnincurve posted:major psychotic brake. Ratty this is another car part you'll want them to check out while you're there
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Jul 6, 2021 15:39
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Ratjaculation posted:Downs Jacket Fetish Don't you mean Penguingo? I'm glad your car is getting healthy. I hope the motel is also healthy.
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Jul 6, 2021 19:32
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Just as long as I never have to hear Vivaldi again when phoning the DWP Hearing that music now immediately puts me in a foul mood
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I distinctly remember praising BT customer service once, a long time ago That praise floated through the ether to the demonic brain seated in the deepest sublevel of their headquarters bunker, the evil nexus of their operation, and my account was immediately flagged for 'gently caress this guy up, and then when he leaves, make poo poo up and claim he owes us money' BT sucks
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Jul 9, 2021 18:50
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Bunch of fireworks going off round my way, maybe their tv feed cut out and they just assumed?
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Jul 11, 2021 23:02
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Often Abbreviated posted:it thought it was coming home, but it didn't know that all roads lead to Rome Yeah but you don't play football on a road  ...a street doesn't count
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Jul 11, 2021 23:04
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It's pissing it down Pathetic fallacy, absolutely pathetic
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Jul 12, 2021 07:09
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Maybe they're like the milkman, everyone leaves their paper out by their doorstep at night and in the morning the shredderman comes round in a little electric buggy and shreds it for you And leaves a pack of a4 copier if you want
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Jul 13, 2021 10:55
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I almost got into a car crash with Patrick Stewart, and then about a year later I almost got into a car crash with David Tennant.
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Jul 15, 2021 23:35
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Drive near a town where they put on big important Shakespeare plays
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Jul 16, 2021 16:17
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The_Doctor posted:Has someone turned the app on now? It hasn’t seemed to do anything for anyone over the last year, but in the last week, everyone has been getting pinged. That's cos everyone went out and got covid op
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Jul 20, 2021 13:59
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el dingo posted:(that's guys hospital, inexplicable humblebrag) Bit sexist this Is there a girls hospital?
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Jul 20, 2021 14:26
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hemale in pain posted:everyone seems to be being pretty sensible about covid here. people are still wearing masks on the train. They're very important and you're being rude by being present during their conversation
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Jul 20, 2021 23:04
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learnincurve posted:“ The last time you mentioned Alnwick I made a note to look into going there, now every time I get home from work my smart speaker tells me to go to Alnwick and I can't work out how to stop it.
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Jul 22, 2021 10:09
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“ in furthest point from the sea
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Party Boat posted:you need to go to Alnwick I'm not home yet
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Jul 22, 2021 10:15
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crispix posted:it's a wee cylinder with holes in and a fan inside and it goes GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Count yourself lucky, not all of us have something ghooing all night like that
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Jul 23, 2021 07:09
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Put the chocolate cake in the coffee and stir really hard, make a coffecakeshake
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Jul 24, 2021 09:43
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dog posted:happy birthday bobby
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Jul 26, 2021 14:29
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I hope your birthday was of an elegant sufficiency, Bobby My grandma used to say that, and I think she knew a little bit more about birthdays than you, pal, because she had 96 of them
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If someone could write a script that detects when the news is on and replaces it with more music, I would listen to 6 Music again.
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Jul 27, 2021 12:20
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Please buy me A pint
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Jul 31, 2021 13:47
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🎵 sex arse on the beach 🎵 🎶 they crashed the evergiiiiiiven 🎶
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Dogs are good Barry White posted:My dog is sick.. except this one
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