UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

bristol gets disproportionate good press considering it's the retirement town of choice for 50 year old city bankers and 'escape to the country' types

# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 12:33

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:13

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I can't imagine bearing an online forums grudge for more than an hour at most, nevermind literal years

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 10:32

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Ratjaculation posted:

ur stupid

im gonna be all bent out of shape for up to an hour now :mad:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 10:41

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Deliveroo will bring you booze. The future is now.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 20:03

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

NotJustANumber99 posted:

how many ways on everyones consumer units?

sixteen, and cast from the finest chinese plastic

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 22:07

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

NotJustANumber99 posted:

same. Everythings wonky and theres bits of I dunno cereal packet shoved in the gaps.

mine had two rings on d type mcbs when I moved in, they were the first thing I changed. a real :stonk:

moment

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 22:15

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

very carefully

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 22:28

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I think that's how you make poitin

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 23:12

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Its lovely and sunny out. I've got to go and clean and make good a flat ready for a tv crew but I'm going to go with the roof off then find a nice outdoor pub for a pint.

hosting grotty porno shoots as a side business is a brave venture

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 13:53

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

maybe they'll let you work as a fluffer

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 13:59

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

hemale in pain posted:

walkers and pringles better than kettle and mini chedder???

kettle chips treat their workers like poo poo and employed Burke Group to dismantle any trade union activity and thus are ideologically impure

e: and mini cheddar arent crisps :mad:

kecske fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Mar 25, 2019

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 18:05

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

lots of angry shouty blokes in bits of london tonight

# ¿ Mar 29, 2019 21:40

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I didn't think spoons still did those giant jugs of blue drink

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 00:31

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

or pink in this scenario

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 00:31

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

if you fold it right you can eat one of those triangle sandwiches in like 3 bites for maximum efficiency

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 12:04

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

worcester bosch make the best boilers

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 23:53

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

what horses should I waste my fivers on

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 21:52

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

two findus lasagnes

e:

Jose posted:

i've never bet on horse racing because i don't get how the odds work

If its 10/1, every £1 you bet could win you 10 back. a tenner bet at 4/1 gets you forty quid

gambling!

kecske fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Apr 3, 2019

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 22:00

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

sabotage their minted peas, which I understand is the favoured diet of the jockey

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 22:13

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Ratjaculation posted:

utterly crass.

big fan of Crass. Penis Envy was a great album

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 10:35

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

why are they reviewed so low?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 12:34

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

they still make hooch?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 22:16

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

that's like pre- bacardi breezer days of ancient history

# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 22:17

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

Its lovely outside today.

you probably could have done with a bit of suncream but looks like it's too late

# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 18:09

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

im at work and IT have done something to the wifi so my iptv stick doesnt work anymore :mad:

# ¿ May 26, 2019 13:58

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

there was a lengthy court battle which set a legal precedent that they are in fact cakes and not biscuits

# ¿ May 28, 2019 21:49

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

it's ok spurs are losing after 1 minute

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 20:06

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

truly a story of good triumphing over evil

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 21:50

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

> go EAST.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 20:35

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

they are just game key resellers, sometimes it's fine and other times you get a used code or a code for something completely different. The after sales support ranges from glacial to nonexistent.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 15:57

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I once took a job on a concrete gang for a while to keep the wolves from the door and it was the worst thing ever!

that's my working story

# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 13:07

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Looke posted:

I went to Combe Martin, it was very hilly and very rainy

Beautiful beach tho and a lovely pub

did you go see the dinosaurs

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 10:30

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

what's not veggie about poutine? isn't it just cheese chips and gravy?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 13:09

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

that makes sense, I was thinking of like bisto out the packet

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 13:23

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

oh no computer posted:

but i have met dr karl kennedy irl

same op, he played guitar in a band that did a tour of university student unions in 2006 or thereabouts

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 00:02

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Ratjaculation posted:

how are you supposed to do a cool kickflip on this?

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 15:10

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Pistol_Pete posted:

The dnd uk thread is having one of those episodes again where they all turn on one poster and have a competition to see who can be the most sanctimoniously belligerent towards them.

they get hopped up on self-righteousness from time to time, like a kid on sugar

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 16:42

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

fridge corn posted:

So was like, the ukmt unironically recommending people watch tentacle rape porn or have I grossly misunderstanding something?

I liked the part where one poster described scenes in a goblin killer anime where women were variously raped to death and/or comatose states and another poster said "well actually the story is pretty heartwarming" lol anime is a disease

# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 10:03

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

me leaving the house tomorrow

https://gfycat.com/shamelesseasygoinggalapagostortoise

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:46

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:13

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

filled up a coolbox with beer and sausages and went to the park with the mrs for a bbq. nice way to spend a saturday, would recommend

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 19:14

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