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tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Bozza posted:

I'm actually in the 3rd best marching band in the UK, currently 7th in Europe. It's serious business.

Pls update notebook.

Edit: remarks re trains are accurate

You're not mentioning that there are 3 marching bands in the UK and 7 in Europe.

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tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Creamfilled posted:

Space Raiders have never been the same since they ditched Astra and the little comics on the back. Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies are now objectively the best crisp.



Good night, sweet princess. You were too Eighties for this world...

loving 10p crisps not being 10p.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Vitamins posted:

replace all their weapons with sausages

No, just their ammunition.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Vitamins posted:

i work really hard making loads of money for other people and not much for myself. though i do enjoy my job which is fine by me and seems to be a rarity these days.

went to the hipster beer shop today and it turns out it's not hipster at all. bought a growler of beavertown neck oil and a belgian beer called delirium tremens. it all cost £££ but is a very nice shop and they have a huge selection so will definitely go back.

my evenings sorted :getin:

DT is super strong iirc.
I like beavertown. More accurately, I like their can art. It's pretty.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Dysgenesis posted:

I earn 270% over the average full time male wage in my area.

Either you're earning shitloads, or you live in a shithole. Either way, I smell poo poo.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

gnarlyhotep posted:

If you never ever use words like "chippy" I will respect you

What is going on here? Why can't we do britishisms in our british thread?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

XMNN posted:

bottling as in glassing?

yeah but with a bottle instead of a glass. clues in the name.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

sout posted:

what was wenger thinking sending walcott on that early?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
I'm in Ireland

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Just got off a plane, didn't drink a thing. Did I do it wrong?
Edit: back in London for 24 hours. Then flying away again, will try to drink next time.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
I'm in seat 31c on a plane with 30 rows. Interesting.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Carpet posted:

There's probably no row 13

There's definitely no row 31. I know this because I'm sat in row 30 with the toilets directly behind me.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Pedricko posted:

I don't need a crew :clint:

Sausage man rolls by himself

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Fluo posted:

Ah ok so its like olympic diving judging style etc. Cool bozza :D

In which case the russians will have it nailed.
Er, what?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Bozza's going on holiday to Canada, you heard it here first

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Bozza posted:

Fucksake I wanted to break the news.

I can also confirm I am taking not one but TWO trains whilst there.

I'm also going to Canada. Leaving next week though.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Bozza posted:

Where are you off to? My itinerary so far consists of Niagara Falls, the CN Tower and lots of pubs.

Skiing - Whistler and then Revelstoke. And all the pubs they have.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

xlevus posted:

Is tentish klown a kentish towner?

It's entirely possible

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Bozza posted:

I've been educating the Twitter commeteriat about sunlight buggering up signalling

wrong kind of sunlight

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Bozza posted:

Her Majesties Revenue and Customs owes me EIGHT HUNDRED pounds.

A good day.

Not quite 5 grand though is it Bozza?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Did corn just say hello?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

feedmegin posted:

Sup you poor non-black-people-knowers, I have a black girlfriend :smuggo:

I didn't know they do fleshlights in other colours

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

willus posted:

my favourite pretend UK animal is the haggis

my favourite pretend UK animal is the donner

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
*notes down that Krypt-OOO-Nite!! is called Jay*

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Pistol_Pete posted:

Get a mattress: they're much more comfortable to wake up on.

A polystyrene tray of chips *is* a mattress when you're a sausage

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

learnincurve posted:

This week I learned on working for the NHS that it is illegal racist and wrong to tell agencies to only send white people to temporarily replace all of the non-white staff who have been sent home after an ISIS attack for their own safety. My boss has been sent on a understanding cultural diversity course for doing so, I poo poo you not.

elf and safety gone mad innit

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
I just spent an hour on sky's live chat trying to get a free engineer to fix my box which hasn't worked for three months. I'm now going to have lunch.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

goatface posted:

Just loving say who it was.

Can't, there's an injunction

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
I have an eleven hour flight later today where I won't get any food because Norwegian is cheap as gently caress.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Looke posted:

a spunk tree, well i never, i know what to blame the smell of my room on now

We had one of those at school on a path everyone had to walk past to go to assembly. Spring time was gross.

Ratjaculation posted:

i have a dilemma at work and need to work out how usb cables work.

fyi i work in ecology

Turn it upside down.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
I have sunburned feet, neck and face.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

buteruc posted:

PhD defense this morning.

drunk all afternoon.

drunk now.

drunk.

Dr. Unk?

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
14/f/cali

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

buteruc posted:

hello. i'm in another country.

Me too

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Hey uk goons I did sport yesterday and now my whole body aches

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Jimmithy posted:

i cant remember if I put deodorant on this morning

Oh crap me too now

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Folic acid and iron supplements.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011
Sunday morning b&q posting

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Vitamins posted:

everyone i know including me has been really tired this week for some reason

And me

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tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Gaz2k21 posted:

Everyone's dead Dave

He's dead, Dave. Everybody is dead. Everybody is dead, Dave.

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