UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Cyril Sneeer posted:

mh. ok yes this is true.

but what can I do about it.

It is not physical pain that will stop me. and I do not get mental pain/ hangovers anymore.

So how do I stop? what is my motivation 4 stopping?

play videogame, use money that would go to drinking for videogame

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:19

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:58

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

play a better videogame than ratty

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:28

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Ratjaculation posted:

Everyone should play stardew WITH ratty

I'm ashamed of my farming abilities, I would not be a good Stardewer

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:36

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

I had a dream I was housemates with Matt Hancock

He had an old CRT in the living room and he was constantly playing old ps1 demo discs with wrong data on and pretending that it was the real thing, like someone would talk about ninjas using the kitt style to fight and nod along and be like 'yes I remember them using kitt style in these games'

Whenever I would start shouting at that people are losing their jobs, dying and hes a poo poo he would just tell me those people should have used Ebay. I'd told him that he just keeps answering Ebay and he said he didnt need another answer

It was very realistic

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 07:53

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oh boy it's this time of day again

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 18:32

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Was he hot

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 14:43

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Last time I checked one of my voids in town I accidentally trapped 4 pigeons in there

When I checked today, there was 3 dead pigeons

The last one must be very powerful

# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 13:14

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

This argument reminds me of my time spent in Tuscany at my Aunt's house. Each day, we would frolick through the hills, pretending to be pigs looking for truffles by masking our face into tree roots and chewing whatever we found, until we could just do no more. We would tiredly walk our way back to the house where our mother and aunt would be waiting with a pot filled with papers and papers of recipes and we would all pick one and read it, savouring the thoughts of our times in Tuscany at our Aunt's house. Each day, we would frolick through the hills, pretending to be pigs looking for truffles by masking our face into tree roots and chewing whatever we found, until we could just do no more. We would tiredly walk our way back to the house where our mother and aunt would be waiting with a pot filled with papers and papers of recipes and we would all pick one and read it, savouring the thoughts of our times in Tuscany at our Aunt's house. Each day, we would frolick through the hills, pretending to be pigs looking for truffles by masking our face into tree roots and chewing whatever we found, until we could just do no more. We would tiredly walk our way back to the house where our mother and aunt would be waiting with a pot filled with papers and papers of recipes and we would all pick one and read it, savouring the thoughts of our times in Tuscany at our Aunt's house.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 20:35

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

I bought my mum a box of country manor for mothers day as a joke but she unironically loved it, so i didn't tell her

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 00:24

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Why would you use cameras, its just another thing that will break when Minecraft gets updated

One thing I always wonder about cars is why there are no mirrors at the end of the bonnet so you don't need to creep out as far into potential traffic to see if the way is clear

# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 10:35

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Its 20 gosh darned degrees in Liverpool today

Gonna get some tan on these pale hams⅝

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 08:12

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

I hope everybody enjoys egg today

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 08:14

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Everyone is oval office

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 10:13

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Ratjaculation posted:

thought you were dead mate

I'm not truly alive

I've been extremely busy and moving flat this week so haven't had time to dilly dally about

After I move, I'll probably still not post either because I'm bad at communication, but it's always a pleasure to get a 'Ratty Reply'!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 10:37

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

test test

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 11:13

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

captainclaw posted:

congrats on 2000 posts. Hopefully they weren't all poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWOviMI6Lk

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 12:36

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Pack it in lads, we got a real narc in the chat. No illegal stuff ya hear

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 10:44

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Ratty do you want me to invoice on your behalf

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 19:12

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

I have stairsed 7 goons and all have survived

# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 07:34

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Hey guys, it's me fingerless! Good time here, all moved into my flat and drfinately not selling a gun on the dark web!

# ¿ May 2, 2021 12:16

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Everyone have a nice bank holiday?

I took a walk over to costco earlier to do some research into what I can get from there and I believe the answer is going to be mushrooms and profiteroles. Then I came back and because I don't have a TV yet I pulled the couch up to my computer and watched a film on it

Also made tuna salad, a lot of it

Thank for reading my update

# ¿ May 3, 2021 21:05

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-MN31zyMA&t=1s

# ¿ May 3, 2021 21:24

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Love Boris love freedom love britan hate masks simple as

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 12:35

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

the sex ghost posted:

Always a good laugh when the air force fly their jets down the Mersey making as much noise as possible and people who aren't used to it poo poo themselves thinking Al Qaeda finally got down to the liver building on their list of targets

Each time this happens I hear Chris Morris shouting IT'S WAAAARRR in my head

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 12:17

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I know how gravity works but im not telling you

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 15:35

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I got today's wordle on my first guess

I'll pop in next year for the next big update, it's good to see you all

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 11:21

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Why are there no hotdogs in costco

What have I done to deserve no costco hotdog

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 17:50

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Gasmask posted:

i went to an all you can eat brazilian place in liverpool once. it was nice. then i went for a pint in a pub near the cavern. that was alright too. On the whole liverpool gets a thumbs up from SA forum poster Gasmask. Thanks.

No your pub was poo poo I will take you to a pub made of plywood which only sells ipas

# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 13:14

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Runcible Cat posted:

ugh ugh ugh the cat's got a tick in his neck what do I doooo

Select your cigar in the medicine menu

# ¿ Jun 24, 2022 11:09

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Prime day baby

Who's getting their yearly fill of Assorted Wingnuts 5mm to 70mm 100 Box Use For Repair Or DIY Nuts Full Box

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Fingerless Gloves fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Jul 12, 2022

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 10:38

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I reckon I could take a Swan easy. Everyone says oh they can break a man's arm but they're like 90% neck, very breakable, then I would also eat it

E: eat the entire Swan, not just the neck

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 17:42

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I had to attend a party at a bierkeller and they announced that they were going to play the shrek song so I took a deep breath ready to shout SOME and then it was I'm A Believer, what the gently caress

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 10:00

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 10:29

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

i just did the bbc news quiz, only scoring 2, to be told i was bummed

No wonder you scored low, it'd be hard to concentrate on the quiz with that going on

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 10:47

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Greggs are on too good to go and they gave me 3 huge bags full of sandwiches at Christmas for 2.80 and I went out and delivered a bunch to homeless people

Next time they can loving do it themselves

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 20:04

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Festive bakes on Thursday lads

# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 17:53

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Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I once sent an idiot-proof recipe to a friend who sucked at cooking but wanted to impress a lass with an Italian homecooked meal. The recipe called for 2 cloves of garlic and assumed that the person following it would know the difference between a clove and a bulb.

He didn't.

One of my friends who is otherwise a great cook tried to make tepache and misunderstood 'cloves' to mean 'cloves of garlic' and tossed a whole head of garlic into what should be a nice pineapple beverage

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 11:57

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Also hello

Has everybody had their festive bakes

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 11:58

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fridge corn posted:

Work Christmas do tonight. Not looking forward to it particularly

Same, see you there

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 14:10

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:58

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Have they not found the best football yet, why does it keep going

I've escaped my work night out but missed all the liverpool snow

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 19:52

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