- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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You know you've made it when you go to doctor and they ask if you're taking steroids
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Re goon cake competition
I've got 14kg of chocolate cake mix at the local food bank that's a pain to give out, do I get credit for baking in bulk
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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ratty is a boomer now
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I don't have pleurisy
I still feel like poo poo though
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Mar 5, 2021 15:32
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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it can't be that bad working at the dragon dildo factory
I know a couple of people who started a custom sex toy business
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Mar 5, 2021 18:20
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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yesterday I had a chicken shish kebab & chips for lunch and then fish & chips for tea. I feel hungover even though I didn't drink anything, the double chips gambit has destroyed me
I have trained my body beyond the need for chips
I'm pretty sure I'd die if I ate some now
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Mar 6, 2021 13:42
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I wonder how many people remember that Gordon Ramsay was a footballer
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Mar 6, 2021 20:35
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Isn't news wrap a crime now or something
Can't even wrap your chips in newspaper without getting arrested by the woke brigade these days
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Mar 7, 2021 00:43
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Our food bank got donated a case of KFC gravynaise the other week
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Mar 7, 2021 01:16
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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You can jar chutneys anyway as long as they are acidic, I made a bunch of salsa from homegrown tomatoes and it slaps
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Mar 7, 2021 21:41
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The only acrylamide *I* want is Polyacrylamide Gel Electrophoresis!!!
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Mar 8, 2021 16:47
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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For roast potatoes, my mum keeps a mug in the fridge. In it she drains all the fat from a roast lamb or beef. Plus some goose fat.
My mum makes the best roast potato's.
Hi i am back but i promise to try not to dominate this thread.
I will try to read more than I post.
I see there are some new posters and i do not want to scare them off.
hello
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Mar 9, 2021 01:02
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Hi m8, i still havenet trieed the recepe in your avatar.
I still get PM's from people going
"Hi, how are you doing
Uh
Can I get that recipe"
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Mar 9, 2021 11:11
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I was young, dumb and full of optimism
clegg
Clegg
CLEGG
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Mar 10, 2021 00:10
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Classic 99
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Mar 10, 2021 21:01
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Doing early Christmas with the in laws and I want to fall asleep pre dinner cos I went too hard at the gym
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Dec 11, 2021 13:23
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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There's a jethro joke somewhere about the concraceptive pill not working because the husband was taking it instead. Can't find it anywhere but that was actually based on a true story involving my grandparents lol
Your grandad wanted to be a big tiddy trans girl op
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Dec 15, 2021 16:59
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I just deleted Twitter off my phone. Too cowardly to deactivate my account tho
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Jan 4, 2022 17:26
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Lots of black pepper in a cheese sauce is also a pro move
Alternatively nutmeg and a bit of cayenne if you're feeling fruity
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Jan 4, 2022 20:46
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Pugs were so cute back in the 18th/19th century, look at the fella below
But then the Kennel club ended up turning dogs into mutant freaks. Some guy was breeding old school pugs and got death threats from modern pug fans for racial impurity or some poo poo. Dog breeders are mental
Only registered members can see post attachments!
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Horse people are the only animal folk more Tory and crazy than Kennel Club dog people
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Jan 5, 2022 14:19
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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If you search for "[dog breed] 1900" you can get photos of dogs that are the same breed as today just way less hosed up because conformational breeding standards hadn't been adopted yet
Like here's an alsation from 1900, they don't have the big sloped back so they didn't have all hosed up hips they do today
Only registered members can see post attachments!
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Jan 5, 2022 14:49
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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lol cocker and springer spaniels are exactly the same
Apparently they were really popular with 17th century soldiers. Imagine a camp filled of blokes in poofy shirts and trousers wallowing in mud surrounded by tiny yapping dogs
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Jan 5, 2022 16:50
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I went to the gym yesterday and everything hurts
Feels good
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Jan 6, 2022 12:36
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Just got a letter from the council that they're turning our area into a low traffic neighborhood and the Facebook boomers are loving LIVID
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Jan 7, 2022 18:41
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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If you're short get into weightlifting. Lots of short kings and queens in strength sports because of weight limits so the shorter you are the more muscle you can have in your category
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Jan 8, 2022 14:54
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Did you get it knocked out fighting Data in a car park
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Jan 8, 2022 15:15
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The goodest good angry Mexican doggo caught a shed rat this morning.
Just remembered the mink guy on YouTube who has a berserker terrier who loves nothing more than shaking unnumbered rats to death
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Jan 9, 2022 17:08
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I 'ardly knew her!!!
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Jan 9, 2022 22:41
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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There are probably a lot more people who would rent given the choice, but want to own property because in this country renting loving sucks thanks to being a landlord basically having a government mandate to be a oval office to your tenants
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Jan 11, 2022 12:51
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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It always baffles me when you meet people who got a mortgage in the 80s and are *still* paying it off. Like are they paying a fiver a month or something???
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Jan 11, 2022 14:37
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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When the food bank I volunteer at had big bins outside people would dump rubbish in it all the time. Once a bunch of builders dumped a load of rubble and coffee cups in our recycling bins despite all the signs saying FOOD BANK BINS, NOT FOR PUBLIC USE
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Jan 11, 2022 17:18
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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"A lifetime of faithful/patriotic service can not be ..."
or some configuration like that
He's literally one of ARE BRAVE BOYS. how people forget so soon
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Jan 13, 2022 00:20
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Often gets overlooked for some reason.. There's never been anything as good since.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was watching this when my grandparents walked and in and asked what I was watching, just as the cartoon character on screen talked about cottaging
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Jan 14, 2022 18:37
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Pedofinder general hasn't aged well as it turns out that yes everyone is actually a pedo
My sister was bragging about how she managed to find a good landlord, turns out he was a pedo
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Jan 14, 2022 18:52
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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What's the best thing to put on a crumpet and why is is butter-Marmite-cheese(which you put under the grill to melt)?
Salt, fat and umami. You got everything covered
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