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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





What are nice and spicy monster much.

With that level of inaccuracy I'm not sure I can trust the rest of the op.

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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





The Saurus posted:



If the United Kingdom was a state in the USA, it would come 50th in GDP per capita, with only Mississippi doing worse (Alabama has more money per person than the uk lol)

I don't want to be accused of going all D&D so I'll just say that this is incorrect.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Shirley Crabtree posted:

is it a public school thing or



Everyone likes getting their willy out apart from you, so it's just a you thing.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





The Big Taff Man posted:

It looks like all the best posters in this thread had lasagne for tea tonight.

Yes, I had lasagna

Moussaka is much better.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





The Big Taff Man posted:

the missis made it and it was beef mince. She makes a good lasagne, she made one last week and it was with turkey mince and it was horrible

Turkey mince is poo poo. Lamb mince owns. Beef is in the middle.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





I earn 270% over the average full time male wage in my area.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





goatface posted:

270% over would be ~85k around here. I could buy a better quality of chocolate biscuits with that.

The sad thing is, I don't buy any biscuits.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Jose posted:

i've had a couple of calls from an 0203 number recently that knew my name but the connection was poo poo and i had no idea who they were. i assume its someone trying to scam me?



I got a cluster of those calls from insurance companies. Also from auto dialers who cut out if too many people answer the call.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Nigel Farage posted:

Space invaders is where its at and wham bars.

Transform a snacks and stingers.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Michael Fish.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Nigel Farage posted:

Oh yeah fred talbot - I got confused.

I met him as a child.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Nigel Farage posted:

did he try to you?

Not that I recall.


Bozza posted:

I liked irn-bru when I lived in England. Tizer too. Also no, I am English..

Tizer > Irn Bru

Bozza posted:

outrageous post. this is worse than those bellends posting that roast beef is the best monster munch.

Flaming hot=pickled onion > roast beef

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





It's pissing down, where is the weather wizard?

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





goatface posted:

Do you like it more when the big robots fight in space or on the ground?

In the sea.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Good morning citf.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Fingerless Gloves posted:

can't even be english in the uk thread anymore

Friday night baby, what's everybody got planned. I am going to be trying my hardest to complete Ground Zeroes before Phantom Pain drops next week since my movie trip fell through

I am doing nothing tonight, working tomorrow and Sunday. Thanks for asking.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





The storm was so bad it caused a bat to get lost and come into my bedroom. I am now a vampire.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Nothing ever changes.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Quote-Unquote posted:

lol Colin Fry is dead

I just contacted the spirits and they're pissed off at having to spend eternity with that piece of poo poo.


Wikipedia posted:

It was announced on 25 August 2015 that Fry had died that morning from lung cancer at the age of 53.He then came back to Haunt Derek Acora [4] and Sky made a show about it

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Fraction posted:

OK now that's out my system: back to chilli talk. I've heard some people put chocolate in chilli, and I'm on cooking duty for another agility show weekend after this so am making chilli. I wanna try the whole chocolate chilli thing beforehand and if it's good make some and smugly blow everyone's minds away. Any good recipes welcome pls ty

I always put chocolate in my chilli, bitter cooking chocolate is best because of the high cocoa butter (or something).

You don't need very much, use it as a spice otherwise everything tastes of chocolate.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Vitamins posted:

it is sunny here yet raining at the same time

Just had a very vivid double rainbow.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





I have just filled a skip entirely with ivy.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





My wife came back from a cat rescue place with two new kittens. We now have 4.

We also have 4 chickens, they are always up to something. Usually killing frogs.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





I am relaying my patio this week.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Chocolate chip hobnobs, where have you been all my life.

Also I shall be roasting a piece of topside shortly, with garlic and sage I think.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





The Big Taff Man posted:

try and find TaskMaster, tho last time I looked I could only find 2 eps

This programme was far less poo poo than I was expecting.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Fraction posted:

Hello friends how has your monday been


My first day back at work after two weeks of holiday. I did lots of work and bought wine on the way home.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Twiglets taste of marmite and are therefore poo poo.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





My house has outside taps, and the inside taps consist of both separate and mixers (not at the same sink). I hope everyone appreciates my all inclusive tap policy.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Bozza posted:

Because I work in Glasgow, it is perfectly acceptable to say oval office in the office, even in front of top top boys.

Funny poo poo, especially after my old boss down south once told me off for saying poo poo too much.

A solicitor said oval office on radio 5 this very morning and made Nicky Campbell turn all BBC.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





corn in the fridge posted:

what time was this i listen to 5 live and didn't hear this this morning 😞

About half 8.





No it wasn't that quote.



It was this,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zirc-eB6G94

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





corn in the fridge posted:

I'm pleased that he has a very punchable face

I'm glad I am not alone in this.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Pedricko posted:

Shropshire this week, sausage fans

I live there. Where will your sausages be?

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Pedricko posted:

Midland Game Show

At Weston Park. I usually go (unless its pissing down), do I get a goon discount?

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





I have just eaten some ice cream from my freezer that was BBE May 2014.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





About ten years ago I found a can of carnation milk in my parents cupboard that has 19 1/2 pence on the label.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





My wife just confused peaky blinders and Tracy Beaker and refered to it as blindy beakers.

also, we still use fluoroquinolone here.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Pedricko posted:

Saw two twenty something dudes in DBZ teeshirts at the Midland Game Fair yesterday. Which one of you was it.

Also, sausage hq is in Warrington

I didn't go yesterday, going today. Do you have any sausages left?

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





XMNN posted:

Chester zoo best zoo

I went there last weekend. It was ok.

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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012





Skyfall (song and film) were shite.

Goldeneye (song and film) were good.

Also the spiders have begun their annual attempted invasion of my house.

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