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what the gently caress Glasgow I really don't want to walk home in this weather
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Pedricko are you/your people at the Glasgow German market that's opening today
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Nov 13, 2015 13:54
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im g o ing to poo poo in your sausage grinder
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Nov 13, 2015 13:57
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im gonna poop on the floor in work today
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Nov 26, 2015 15:04
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I spent a couple of weeks deaf in one ear because of compacted wax via cotton bud. It’s fine now because I used olive oil drops but I’m pretty lucky I never did myself permanent damage. It’s not just an urban myth after all 
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Nov 26, 2015 17:15
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pioneermax posted:Found a body wrapped in a blanket and tarpolin down the street from me (probably 50 meters) they haven't released it to the press yet but they found it without a head.
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Nov 26, 2015 17:31
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oi nerds, what computer shops are good in the UK? Overclockers have poo poo customer service and not great prices but everywhere else seems worse.
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Nov 27, 2015 13:56
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Pound_Coin posted:weren't overclockers BNP members/racists too?
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Nov 27, 2015 14:12
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I want a dog that I can around both me and m'lady having 9-5 jobs for the foreseeable future but I don't know how to do it
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Nov 27, 2015 16:23
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learnincurve posted:
also we live in a flat so we don't even really have a decent garden for it. Need to get a house first at least, I guess.
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Nov 27, 2015 16:45
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feedmegin posted:Get a cat, cats are better anyway
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Nov 27, 2015 17:49
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Pistol_Pete posted:I just had a half of Brewdog's Cocoa Psycho. It was the most well-balanced 10% beer I've ever had :/ Brewdog are dicks but cocoa psycho owns. I'm gonna buy some in like ten minutes
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Nov 27, 2015 19:17
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Ratjaculation posted:Happy Saturday goons, what are all y'all up to tonight?
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Nov 28, 2015 22:00
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Feeling better enough to drink beer. Glasgow medicine
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Nov 28, 2015 23:47
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I survived norovirus and now the roof of my mouth is incredibly sore from puking so much. Seems to be going around Glasgow, look after urselves!!
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Nov 30, 2015 10:49
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Phoon posted:i watched a video with rats doing tricks and now i want to get some rats
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Nov 30, 2015 16:23
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learnincurve posted:They do tend to do stinky piss everywhere, as do ferrets. What you want is a bird.
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Nov 30, 2015 16:35
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as a Scotsman I feel the need to point out that any other country, in any other situation, which overwhelmingly voted against military action in 2015, would not be getting dragged into it right now. scotland the brave  gently caress this country
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Dec 3, 2015 01:25
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NaDy posted:cmon now you did kind of ask for it when you decided you guys didn't want to be an independent country so don't go blaming the rest of us for that.
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Dec 3, 2015 10:03
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I love to smear poo poo on myself in Tesco and assault the sausage patty. I love to rub hummus on my chest and dive into the vegetable isle. I love to gargle vodka and piss on bread. I want to loving cram the cottage cheese into my belly button and dick hole. I will gently caress the Star Wars advent calendars. I will gently caress the Star Wars advent calendars. I love to pick up chocolate Olafs from Frozen and wedge them in my loving mess of an rear end in a top hat. I love to poo poo out Olaf. I love to eat batteries and fart plasma. I was born to pour bleach in my eyes and cry bleachy tears onto the fresh produce. I love to get naked and frot the self-service checkout as a beleaguered pun. I love to take the 5p bags and not pay the 5p. I pour milk all over myself and rub minced beef up and down my milky self and ask children to touch it. I puke in the orange juice and shake it up real good and spray it out of my gaping rear end hole onto the charity woman. .
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Dec 4, 2015 15:51
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:saw stewart lee today I'm going to see Dylan Moran soon
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Dec 7, 2015 13:12
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lenoon posted:Ive seen dylan moran twice and he used exactly the same material each time, material that was on his dvd released about two years before. the second time I just left at the interval 
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Dec 7, 2015 13:26
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im horny
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Dec 7, 2015 16:38
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OpenMW will run and its basically perfect now
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Dec 8, 2015 00:12
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buteruc posted:some guy stabbed himself in the head at Heathrow Terminal 5 this AM.
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Dec 17, 2015 16:38
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CancerCakes posted:Star wars movie confirmed not poo poo. I am happy Movie was good, 8/10.
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Dec 18, 2015 12:07
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"sausage ladies" is an extremely offensive term in 2015.
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Dec 18, 2015 13:08
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you must join in an honourable Bratwurst Battle, a Cumberland Contest, a Chipolata Challenge. You must prove your meaty might
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Dec 18, 2015 15:23
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Saucy old D-Bowz… saucy D-Bowz with the funky walk
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Jan 11, 2016 12:01
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any ofther glasgow goons gonna be at the roosh v hangout with the cool dudes on sat
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Feb 2, 2016 19:02
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goatface posted:I have been invited to an "assessment centre" for Aberdeen job. Is this where they test I am on the correct amount of narcotics to live in Scotland?
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Feb 8, 2016 15:51
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goatface posted:Valium specifically might be hard, but could probably be worked up to. Or find a doctor who doesn't give a gently caress and just wants you to go away in three minutes to keep their appointments on time. I’m not even at university anymore, I should probably also get a better GP.
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Feb 9, 2016 12:55
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corn in the fridge posted:i imagine it being very fail and perhaps ftl. of course i am only guessing
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Feb 9, 2016 13:56
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It’s me. Boz my neg hole
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Feb 10, 2016 16:02
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Ratjaculation posted:i want eggs at 10pm, advise pls
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Feb 12, 2016 13:48
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Veskit posted:poo poo is this a brit only thread?
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Feb 12, 2016 17:44
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I don’t feel well. There’s a bug going around and I’m trying to decide if I hope I have it so I can go home and miss work this afternoon/tomorrow, or if I’d rather, on balance, not have a bug. It’s cold. I want a dog
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Feb 15, 2016 11:08
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Phoon posted:i have thursday off to paint my closet interior
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Looke posted:It's a university open day and there are so many optimistic young people excited to learn new things walking down my street. It makes me sick Seeing students fills me with a desperate, impotent rage. They don’t know how lucky they are and I hate them. I will never be that happy again
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