UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Phoon posted:

its impossible to get drunk off bottled beer

It is possible, I have done it many times.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 23:16

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 14:05

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Pedricko posted:

Nothing in this image speaks to me

Pictures don't contain audio

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 10:16

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

corn in the fridge posted:

hello

Sup?

Don't think he's coming back from this one

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 08:10

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Yes which is why America is yet to use it

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 15:20

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

hemale in pain posted:

new metal gear will probably be good

Should be if Ground Zeroes is anything to go buy.

Fox Engine best engine.

No offence Bozza

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 21:37

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Having a midday pint in spoons, living the dream

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 14:07

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

JFairfax posted:

spot on. just one or are you getting on it?

Just the one as I was driving.
Camra tokens are due to expire at the end of September and I've got loads left

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 20:58

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

corn in the fridge posted:

i want to thank everyone for their interest and unsolicited advice re: buying a ps4. the issue itself is perhaps not as great as it seems and i am perfectly okay with not having a ps4 for the time being nor is it a substantial financial burden for when i decide to purchase one. as for the missus, her reasoning is understandable although a bit single-minded. it may in fact be merely a ruse as she may be planning on buying me one for christmas who knows. thank you and god bless 🙏

corn in the fridge has been killed with a spade and his missus is posting in his place to cover it up RIP

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 08:25

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

What's so difficult about opening a tin and pouring the chili out?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 12:43

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Ratjaculation posted:

im going sainsburys, anyone need anything?

Cornetto

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 20:52

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

There's an echo in here

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 09:54

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

she must have been a big lass

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 12:05

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

corn in the fridge posted:

im busy tracking down a million different build quality issues on a brand new £200k+ car

But on the plus side you can keep your beer cold in the fridge between the front seats whilst you hunt

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 12:44

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

corn in the fridge posted:

there is no fridge there or anywhere in this car?????

Well there's a problem right off the bat.
�200K and no fridge?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 13:32

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bants

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 13:43

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Disaster at work as the regular Friday breakfast sandwich place is on holiday.
Spent ages scouring people's memories of where alternatives could be but after a few false hopes gave up.
Then I remembered just eat is a thing and all was good.

Sausage sandwiches are serious business.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 09:30

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

You've a good colleague there

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 10:20

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Slash posted:

Office is half empty, everyone must have taken Friday off to get a long weekend.

Going to SW4 tomorrow - train picnic and beers on the way there, try and find the train station on the way home. Should be a good day, Faithless are playing.

What are your Bank Holiday weekend plans UK goons?

Going up to see the gf straight after work before coming back down here on Sunday to hopefully catch the end of Oktoberfest.
Watching the traffic on google maps like a hawk

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 11:08

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

5 hours on the m6 :toot:

Why do people go on the toll road and then drive at 60?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 19:58

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Jose posted:

I'm looking after these at the minute or at least i let them out in the morning and give them food and go to work and lock them in at night

Those chickens are up to something

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 17:43

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Stairsed 88h88 yesterday
He was dismayed and told me not to do that

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 11:31

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Playing MGS V: Phantom Pains

Kojima seems to have ramped up the crazy even more than normal

including a burning blue whale flying into the air and eating a helicopter

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 19:01

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Jose posted:

lies, its not released until tomorrow

Zavvi preorder arrived early

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 22:38

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Matlock Bath/Heights of Abraham is v. pretty

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Also I enjoy a Hideo Kojima game mgsv directed by Hideo Kojima

KONAMI

The extraction tool is hilarious

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 08:27

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Fluo posted:

For example in Metal Gear Solid 1 there is a boss you are unable to beat as it predicts what you're going to do, so you take your controller out and put it in the player 2 slot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBqV1CHhXww

If you try that on the similar battle in MGS4 Snake complains about being frozen and Otacon berates you telling you that won't work this time.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 08:59

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

UncleBlazer posted:

The parish where I work. When were you here? I will stairs you.

I was there on Tuesday.
It was fun how it went from sun to heavy rain with hail to sun within an hour.
The place looks like some sort of model

Fluo posted:

check again edited prior to your post too!

What about A!cd?
Couldn't get past the first actual enemy in that game

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 09:08

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Fluo posted:

wasnt that just mgs1 remade/remaster/hd

if so you get it in that legacy boxset that i have ;o

It was but you can see yoshi and mario in a couple of cutscenes

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 09:26

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

youtube commenter posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3740109

I'm convinced the Welsh "language" is just a giant injoke that the Welsh use to make fun of the English.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 20:59

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

ARAF means slow and is fun to yell as you ignore it whilst driving across the highlands

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 21:12

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

NaDy posted:

Ambiwlans means ambulance, I love it.

All the signs inside an ambiwlans are bilingual too which was amusing

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 21:32

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

yes, you have a very nice facial structure. your bones are pleasing to me. i really dig the flesh of your head. do you like my normal compliments? i can give you some more
/

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 00:15

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Spoons posting

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 13:07

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Decided to cut the grass as people keep telling me I need to

Decided to glass the grass because what the gently caress kind of caterpillar is that? These things don't exist that big in England

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 15:46

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

goatface posted:

Elephant Hawk Moth probably. They're pretty cool.

Yeah looks like the one. The moths look pretty rad and I hope to see one someday.
Spotted a second one on a plant and decided to give up on the garden

gently caress gardens

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 16:19

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

no_one posted:

I don't think tis is a cryh forhelp but gosh darn itI am gretting close.

Have you tried Alocoholics Anonymous?
Take care of yourself man

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 16:33

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Pedricko posted:

But seriously, when's the goon meet?

As soon as you arrive on my patio

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 16:46

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Pretty sure he was telling you to go to AA to reset your brain as they can help with that

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 16:51

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

No love for Flame and Grill pub burgers?
Likewise spoons do nice burgers.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 07:07

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

In this thread we may attack each other from time to time but when needed we all band together and attack those from outside our thread
It's a metaphor for the UK in general.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 12:29

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 14:05

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Phoon posted:

there were horses and a man on fire

Shoot the man on fire.
Just because it hasn't worked with every other weapon doesn't mean it won't work this time

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 14:51

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