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Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Wife has been pinged by the track and trace app even though she hasn't checked in anywhere with it since September. Her work have sent her home even though she's taken lateral flow test yesterday and this morning and both are clear.
Bullshit tbh

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Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Ratjaculation posted:

bullshit that she still went to work after getting pinged imho

She was pinged at 2am Sunday morning, she tested yesterday alongside me and the kids, and tested again this morning.
If lateral flow tests are good enough for g7 gatherings, schools, nhs and care workers and anyone else, why are they not good enough for hairdressers. She's off to get one of the pcr tests now.
She's also double vaccinated.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Oh a spliff in the sun would be beautiful right about now.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Apparently I just know shady underworld people's.
They are actually just old school stoner types, I refuse to buy by the gram and apparently the cool new kids don't deal in old money measurements. I like henrys and onions, much better than 'gis a couple g's blud, innit fam, safe'

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Jorts and japri? Nice.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



WonkyBob posted:

How much does a gram of weed go for now? I'm guessing at least a tenner. We used to make fun of dealers for selling "3 gram 8ths"....

£10 for a g. 8th is £30 or £100 for an onion and they will weigh up in front of you, none of that skimming the .5 nonsense

E. Half and ounce

Salisbury Snape fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 15, 2021

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



cynic posted:

Patio coming along nicely. Who do I need to see about a gang tag?



Look 99, a real digger

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Ok. Now try picking up a pallet of bricks and moving them 100 yards. Or digging up sand from the pile in to a bulk bag and moving it up to the cement mixer. Or unloading a lorry at the roadside. Or pulling a lorry out of the mud. Or craning 5 and a half meter long beams into place. Or just looking like a real cool dude driving round in circles. I bought what I bought in a cool and careful, collected way. I very much know what I am absolutely doing. I am not threatened by this man's little robot wheel barrow.

Thats what a telehandler is for, diggers are for digging.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Oh actually, didn't you kill the telehandler with your digger?

E power barrows are good and cool though

Salisbury Snape fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jun 16, 2021

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

yeah but theres that awkward hour where theyve stopped doing breakfasts but its too early for the other stuff

Its never too early for double bacon cheeseburgers or big tasties

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Mmmmmm fudge

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Devil doggo

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I've done far too many mushrooms this weekend

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Blackcurrant liquorice. They are the best and you are wrong if you believe otherwise

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Laying 120m of artificial grass as a 'temporary' garden finish.
Who spends £10k for a temp garden what the gently caress

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I've had a absolute mare, customer didn't tell us that they had buried the manhole cover with the access for the septic tank emptying. Also didn't warm us there was an old concrete septic tank in the loving garden. Or a ghetto rear end soakaway for the gutters.
I hosed all three up with the digger.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

what makes a soakaway ghetto rear end I wonder as I install mine?

Its two lots of guttering meeting at 150mm below finished floor over three metres into a pile of 200-300mm granite covered in old cut up sand and cement bags instead of membrane, in the middle of the garden

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Gasmask posted:

if they didnt warn you its not your fault imho

Oh I'm not taking responsibility, the customer literally said 'oh, I did wonder if you would find them'

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

I mean, a diligent, naturally talented digger operator would probably have conducted a site survey and visual below ground risk assessment.

While driving into various pieces of plant scattered around the site ofc

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what does this mean, for the non-builders in this thread

Soakaway is drainage into the ground rather than into a sewer or septic tank, the gutters on this chalet are all meeting in one place in the middle of the garden and its not very deep.
This will cause water logging in the garden after heavy rainfall because once the ground is saturated the water will have nowhere to go except rise.
Most soakaways should be much deeper and set to somewhere where the excess water in the ground won't cause issues. The lack of membrane as 99 mentioned will eventually wash soil into the cavity created by the stones and fill up, rendering the soakaway useless and water will then just sit in the garden until it naturally fucks off into the ground.
Usually a soakaway is made of plastic drainage crates wrapped in a membrane but older soakaways do often use granite or large stone but are placed in locations and depths that won't cause issues for anyone digging up a garden to re-landscape

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I'm driving the tipper, digger and dumper today to hardcore this bastard garden.
One guy didn't show up, the other got pulled off to another job.
All byyyyyyy muuyyyseellllffffff

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



learnincurve posted:

It’s unreal, less than a month before he leaves school and they have absolutely nothing in place.

Find out where she lives and poo poo on her lawn

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Lobster mac n cheese with pork belly for dinner tonight. Was soo good.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



kecske posted:

can't you see I'm grieving here

I'll eat extra cheese and drink extra beer just for you

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Lost a wing mirror first thing this morning, then dug up a dead dog where I need to put a soakaway and then hit the water mains.

gently caress it Friday

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I haven't seen a bumming like that outside of pornhub

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



staberind posted:

I accidentally went to the wrong uk thread and it was quite painful.

Congratulations on the brain worms

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



You can block the road for up to 20mins loading or unloading and there is sweet gently caress anyone can do to stop you.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



117m on the bench and fucks it up

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Most hated man in England right about now

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

What does this even mean?

Rashford sitting on the bench for one hundred and seventeen minutes to do a little dance and miss an open goal.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Wrong shape ball imo

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Three days off work. Was supposed to start a private job but turns out there if far too much for me to do in five days. Had to punt the work to my boss and take a cut of the profit instead of banking 10k profit.
Time to do copious amounts of mushrooms and maybe do some kayak fishing tomorrow.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

i know its probably some london goon but... yeah it bothers me... the 10k marrkup you can only just not manage in a week.

A couple days work turned into a couple of weeks. 15m of granite wall to scat out, lay a hardcore driveway and cover in slate chippings. Dig out and remove a couple of 500x500x2400 granite gate posts and set on the other side of the property, rebuild the section of wall/gateway they came out from, baby strip foundations for a big ol' greenhouse and lay a 6x4 foundation for a shed.
Plus some other little bits and pieces.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Yep, although it wouldn't be my first choice.
20mm black and white is a lot cheaper and I think it's a cleaner finish personally.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I'm melting

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



oh no computer posted:

i'd recommend drinking copious amounts of ice cold cider op

I am, but lager. Was supposed to be going fishing at 3am but beer in sun is far too good

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



Got too dark to stay on the beach much longer. The water was freezing but did well for cooling off every half hour or so through the evening.
Doggos had the time of their lives, we got to the beach and all the other dogs were on leads or tied up next to their owners. We let the labrot and the chihuahua be free and friends left their beagle go. Soon everyone had the dogs off lead and a beautiful pack of mentalists proceeded to annihilate everything around the beach.
I regret nothing

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



NotJustANumber99 posted:

beaches in this country are rubbish anyway, you covid lot are welcome to them, I'll bide my time for the Caribbean or Himalayan or wherever is good beaches after covid and climate has finished being awkward.

Cornwall beaches are baller, especially the hidden ones that only locals know about.

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Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.



I find shitcunt really hits the spot

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