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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Did someone say crisp chat?

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

this is correct

this is not correct:



What the gently caress is this?

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS?

WHY THE gently caress IS THIS?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Bardeh posted:

This dude says he was there. Unfortunately upon loading up Twitter just now I saw the video and it's really grim

https://twitter.com/LawrenceWort/status/1274430170083057669

https://twitter.com/LawrenceWort/status/1274431963047374849

goldenninjawarrior posted:

They had pick n mix available in wilko this morning.
I really hope these are related.

Cloner of the Elks posted:

"Man, smell that great fat"
Sorry, I'll shower in the morning.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Fatkraken posted:

i


We just get JWs on sheffield streets, they're very quiet and never stray more than like ten feet from their little literature carts

If John Wick has something to tell you, you should probably listen.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Dell_Zincht posted:

Did you write their Wikipedia entry, by any chance?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_and_Martina_Grant

Can't believe "Keep on Pumping" wasn't a bigger hit.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Neurophonic posted:

I know of a member on here who was on Knightmare. Sadly the clip is lost on a VHS somewhere at his parentís house.

Please tell me it was one of the kids who died/got their adventurer killed by not knowing left from right.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Weird thing about Jet is she's now a psychotherapist, and her professional website also includes a photo gallery of her with Loaded-style lingerie shoots. Nothing wrong with that, before anyone jumps on me for slut-shaming or something, just seems a bit weird to be saying "Here are the professional psychology services I offer, and here's a picture of me in a corset holding a horse whip." But I've got very little experience with psychology, so maybe that's totally normal and Freud sent framed etchings of himself in a codpiece to all his clients.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Olympic Mathlete posted:

This has jogged my memory, wasn't she on an old Sky One videogames show as 'the games mistress' with that get up??

*edit: almost. PVC dress and a choker... https://youtu.be/Uo7FCEhSaJQ

Didn't have Sky so never knew about this. Bloody hell, that would have been a right danger wank to teenage me. Get your timing wrong and you're spoffing to some speccy nerd or David Walliams. This is how terrible fetishes start.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Zippy the Bummer posted:

how are we doing my fellow britons

do we still suck?

Depends. What do you want us to suck?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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I haven't seen a Bond since Goldeneye. Just pretend there hasn't been a Bond film since Timothy Dalton left the role and you won't go far wrong.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I don't give a good gently caress what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

Tell me, Will... you ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?

Mads Mikkelson was so good in that film.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


I had chicken balls* and curry sauce from a local Chinese takeaway last night, beginning to worry I've appropriated Scottish culture of only eating something if it's battered and deep-fried.

*If those were just the balls, I'd hate to see the size of the chicken

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Bobby Deluxe posted:

why the gently caress did i eat all of that cheese i am in so much pain

Can't help you, I don't know why anyone eats any cheese.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Butterfly Valley posted:

Funny how we can be so racist yet also extremely receptive to adopting foreign tastes and flavours

A nation that's basically the "we've got the recipe" line from Not The Nine O'Clock News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0ZOu_EZ2M

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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fridge corn posted:

Prey (2017) was good but after playing that and Dishonored 2 I dont feel like I need to ever play another Arkane game again

Loved Prey and played it through several times. I finished Dishonored and didn't see what the fuss was all about. So I guess I'm saying give Prey a go.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Fatkraken posted:

It'd stop the caravan sites opening and local amenities being flooded with The English and their dirty dirty germs

Dude, you'll be fine. We're not interested in your sheep.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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NGC773 posted:

I have yet to try to vegan sausage roll from Greggs but people say its good!

They're really nice. You can tell the difference between the meat and the vegan ones, but I'd be perfectly happy with either.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Pistol_Pete posted:

I get that a lot of people aren't keen on going to the pub right now but some of my friends are being insufferably pious about it. I might visit my local and post pics on Facebook just to spite them.

Dying of the rona to own your friends. I fully encourage you to do this.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Richie: All right. Good. Well, nighty-night, then... [lies back; looks around; somewhat at a loss] What do you normally do when you go to bed, Eddie?
Eddie: I normally have a bit of a kip.
Richie: You're so concise. I mean, what's your going-to-bed routine?
Eddie: Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

There's a wolf, some karate dudes, friends off yore, kids have gone, 2nds in the nets, Tabbers on the horizon, things will go sideways

Jumpers for goalposts, marvellous.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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My name is Sunswipe and I'm here to say
Rap battles suck in a major way

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Just saw an advert for an app aimed at people who keep losing track of all their pension plans, and I think I'm ready to guillotine some bourgeois motherfuckers.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

we don't know who's og crew because bobby deleted all the records in the op to hide his crimes

Only one way to deal with that.
*opens van rear doors*

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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hemale in pain posted:

i find it very hard to feign outrage or surprise or whatever over food toppings or sandwich ingrediants. who cares.
Totally agr-

WeaklyInteracting posted:

Hello I am long time lurker / occasional poster WeaklyInteracting and my gimmick is poorly executed culinary mashups.

Sandwich filling chat: this is a Swedish sandwich cake made for midsummer with 100% British Ingredients.




It contains a layer of coronation chicken jackfruit with corn because I can't fathom putting raisins and apricots in a sandwich filling [but a cake where the frosting is mayo is perfectly OK]. The other fillings are mushy peas, beetroot salad cream and coleslaw.



The Colin Caterpillar resemblance was accidental.



Fake edit: it was more or less edible, but even if I like mayo I couldn't eat that much of it before it became a health hazard. So I added 500g of spinach and made knödel (bread balls to cook in broth) out of it after the weekend and they tasted so much healthier.
Is this how people from China feel when they see the food in a UK Chinese takeaway?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Butterfly Valley posted:

And I will never get the near universal scorn British food attracts when the rest of Europe, barring a few obvious mostly Mediterranean exceptions, exists

The French spread falsehoods about us because they'll never get over Napoleon being defeated twice.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Barry White posted:

I can't be the only one that was disappointed that #FarageGarage isn't the Tory's latest plan to shut him up.. It'd be cheaper than a pub.

A length of rope with a noose is even cheaper.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Horace posted:

If they could only get some of the 20-40 male surplus to match with the 70-100 female surplus

Sounds like they need to start making a lot more GILF porn.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Nothing much, just talking about how the Chinese government can solve all their problems by making their 70-100 year-old women make porn.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Ratjaculation posted:

women... can be pleasured?!

There's pleasure in this hellworld?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Memes For Jesus, who I made a thread about that I now can't find, are selling facemasks! Let's all keep safe, enjoy some lols and praise Jesus!

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Bunch of Lowtax alts detected.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Can't think of any words that annoy me (ok, maybe "Tory") but I do enjoy when Americans absolutely lose their poo poo over Brits using "whilst."

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Is it ok to yell "gently caress off, you fiery bastard!" at the sun?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Stupid bastard having a bonfire. No, that's fine, let your smoke drift over, it's not like I want to keep my windows open today. I hope your balls catch fire.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

after another satisfying day in the layby

Are we still making dogging jokes when you post this sort of thing, or have we moved on?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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hockey jockey posted:

Actively encouraged. We'll worry about sacrificing someone to ensure its return later in the year.

I think it worked. Sky clouded over soon after, it rained a bit, and now the sun's going down. Fear my dominion over the skies.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Aw yeah, page 1987. Why is that good? Because 1987 is the single best year in cinema history. FACT.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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fridge corn posted:

Show your work

Lethal Weapon, Evil Dead II, Police Academy 4: Citizen on Patrol, Beverly Hills Cop II, The Untouchables, Predator, The Running Man, Dragnet, Spaceballs, Innerspace, Full Metal Jacket, motherfucking ROBOCOP, The Living Daylights, The Lost Boys, Masters of the Universe, Hellraiser, a little film you may have heard of called THE PRINCESS BRIDE, Leonard Part 6, and of course the Stallone arm-wrestling/child custody epic Over The Top.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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oh no computer posted:

people get really angry when you tell them you've never seen this. makes me want to watch it all the less.

I think you're missing out, but you do you. Life's too short to appreciate even a fraction of the good movies, books and videogames in the world, I'm not really interested in pressuring people into seeing something they don't want to.

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Feb 5, 2016

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Ratjaculation posted:

The guy I was working with spent 10 minutes trying to park in a considerable space this morning.

Please stop with the dogging anecdotes.

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