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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Scotland still the only team yas couldnay beat yaaaaas min

Can't wait to hear Limmy tomorrow

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019




Are actually pretty decent

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Camrath posted:

New Fudge Release!

Hey guys, absolutely delighted to announce that now there is a frankly ridiculous amount of stock available on my website, and I'd greatly appreciate help with stopping my house turning into a Fortress Of Fudge! (It'll only attract wasps..)

Right now I've just put a whole collection of lovely treats up, with one particularly special experimental flavour!

Flavours available now are:

Love-Or-Hate - Some said it couldn't be done. Many said it shouldn't be done. But we've done it anyway. Marmite and fudge, together at last in a sweet/savoury treat that is absolutely bursting with umami and flavour. Will reward those who dare give it a try!
Peanut Butter Crunch
Lemon Meringue Pie
Bakewell Tart
Chocolate and Chilli
Whisky and Candied Ginger
Salted Caramel
Eton Mess
Chocolate Orange
Unicorn Barf
Dark Chocolate
Original Vanilla
Veganilla
Vegan Cookies
Vegan Biscoff


All fudge is sold in bars of c.100gr at £3.50 per. As always, use the goon code 'Roastbeefisbest' at checkout to get 5-for-4 on all flavours.

Please note, all stock will be taken offline at midnight on sunday 18/07 for a stockcheck and upcoming event, so make sure to get your orders in before then!

Find us at https://www.fudjit.co.uk

Happy fudging, people!

i bought some of your fudge a few months ago and totally forgot about the goon code so to make up for it i'm going to buy even more fudge

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I lived very close to the brother of Scottish actor Brian Cox and i saw Michael Clarke and Shane Watson on the street in Edinburgh the day before Scotland played Australia in the cricket

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



crispix posted:

i don't think i have met anyone fummus but my mum met the clintons in 1995 and has also met enya and daniel o'donnell

if we are counting Daniel O' Donnell as a worthy of celebrity then it's worth mentioning that I said to Dominic Kirwan as a small child that "my dad says you are a poof" and I remember him responding in a lovely Irish accent that "son, your daddy doesn't know what a poof is". He was really sweet about it actually, shook my hand and gave me an easter egg. What a guy.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I could get legitimately addicted to those £1 starbucks iced lattes

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I too would like to have some steak and chips

I was meant to be visting my mother and getting a takeaway tonight but they are all closed in our town on a tuesday night for some reason

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



my fudge turned up today and I am very much looking forward to the unicorn barf in particular

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Trainee PornStar posted:

What the hell is that? looks like something out of the fly 2.

Harsh on Eric Stoltz

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I still feel like my work are stringing me alone, nothings been confirmed, I only have to go in on a Friday and frankly if I didn't bother I don't think anyone would care, no one seems to give a poo poo about I do as long as its the absolute bare minimum and to be honest the constant anxiety about how unimportant my job is is starting to really wear me down. I flirt between days where I sit not giving a gently caress and just watching Twitch and Youtube with the e-mail client open in case anything important ever comes in (it doesn't) and days where I earnestly do about 3 hours work before realising its 12pm and I've got nothing to do for the next 5 hours

If you asked me for this 18 months ago I would snatch it right out your hands but its really starting to wear me down

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, you could ask your bosses for more responsibilities but don't blame me if they turn round and actually give you some.

thats not bad advice I suppose, especially if I was a career focused person, but the thought of that almost scares me more than continuing on this lifeless path until a) my work notice how little i'm doing or b) it becomes too much for me and i have to leave

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



CancerCakes posted:

Friday lunch pub lunch might be a booze lunch

Surf and turf beckons

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the UK version is "serf and TERF"

LMAO

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Friday is my office day which means its now the most comfortable day of my week! Never thought id say that

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



kecske posted:

my mum used to deal with slugs/snails by burying an old margarine tub in the flower bed so the lip of the tub was at surface level and then half filling the tub with beer. The slugs and snails would ignore all the plants to go and suicide in the beer trap

Urgh I had to make a Fluit Fry trap when I had an infestation in the kitchen last summer, it was gross as heck by the end of the second day and fruit flies and tiny, can't imagine the horror of a slug death trap

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Sunswipe posted:

gently caress cheese.

man you really don't like cheese

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



When i was a very young child (5 or 6) and hymns at school spoke about God i always pictured him as being a stickman with a large lump of swiss cheese for a head

I also thought the "give me oil in my heart" song was about thomas the tank engine

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Ive been eating healthily all week - fruit juice, granola and yoghurt, mangos and strawberries

I am having sausage, beans and chips for tea tonight and i cannot wait

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



thunder and lightning storms forecast in scotland tomorrow which i'm really quite looking forward to

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Happy Birthday!

Can you fly Bobby?

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Clyde Radcliffe posted:

There was an over-ripe banana in the fruit bowl and I noticed a few fruit flies flying about. I decided to make a fruit fly trap after someone mentioned one here earlier, having never done so before.

I was not expecting it to turn into a fly version of the World War Z wall storming scene.

i think that was me who was speaking about fluit fry traps (unless thats a common thing) and yeah they are absolutely gross, its always leaving bananas out that attracts them, it was enough to put me off bananas, we couldn't shift the bastards for like 2 weeks, I was getting proper freaked out about it but yeah its amazing how many appear from the woodwork and drop to a vinegary death

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Pistol_Pete posted:

Yeah, I've noticed that commercial radio channels these days just play the same small range of songs over and over every day. Might as well listen to a Spotify playlist on loop.

Why would anyone have radio on in the background when you could have limmy

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Bobby Deluxe posted:

i am incredibly envious of anyone who is able to concentrate with a person talking in the background, i just cant do it. even music with lyrics

if i could work and watch tv or catch up on podcasts in rhe background i would get so much done

Its less that i have a superb level of concentration and more my work being a piece of piss

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Horse people are almost universally in my experience hardcore alcoholics

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



CancerCakes posted:

The only thing dumber than a horse is a horse person

horse peoples children too but they are more or less forced into it like Judy Murray and tennis

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



The_Doctor posted:

There’s one track that has a little bit in it that sounds like the Emmerdale theme, and that’s the track I heard.

I googled "emmerdale skyrim" and the only other mention of this is a gamefaqs post from 2012 so its a thing but now I really need to know the exact piece of music your talking about

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Mental rain up the Highlands overnight but its a nice cloudy 17 degrees just now and it feels like paradise

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Sloth Life posted:

These new fangled games are way too complicated for me.

Lol all new games are glorified cutscenes designed to be completed with your eyes shut

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Silent hill 2 is 20 years old, it is not by any definition a modern game

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Lady Demelza posted:

I wouldn't know where to start with video games.

most of the kids thesedays just watch other people playing games

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



My tiny flats mortgage is paid up for the next 5 years but it doesn't matter anyway because we recently found out we can't have children so will probably be staying here a lot longer!

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Mojo Jojo posted:

That's a very small box of wine

It says a lot about me that the box of wine didn't register but I did immediately think "paltry haggis"

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Shove the pint but man i could go some pork scratchings

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Jose posted:

I don't drink coffee

I was taking a sip of coffee as I clicked on this thread and thats messed up

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



fridge corn posted:

The built in bean grinder is what sold me on it. The milk frother is... idk I think there must be some sort of technique to it cuz I cant get it very frothy but at least it warms it up

you kinda want to raise and lower the milk jug and shake it around slightly as its being frothed

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Collateral posted:

Milk in your coffee should cool it down, what the feck. Even froth. Still, enjoy it how you like it.

a coffee machine puts out its coffee at a very drinkable temperature and putting milk straight from the fridge in makes it almost too cold

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I bought this for the wifes Christmas a year or 2 ago and its an amazing little machine but holy poo poo it cost us £200 and its up to £350 now !

https://www.amazon.co.uk/DeLonghi-M...=kitchen&sr=1-1

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



I keep hearing people speak about "vertical mice" and i am very curious

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



Start with the breakfast soapbar, work up to the evening bud

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019



The only thing i'm worried about is being asked to go into an office full time again

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