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captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

i dont got the rona :dance:

then what do you got?

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captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



First game I finished was Jazz Jack Rabbit. Still has a kick rear end soundtrack

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Pistol_Pete posted:

I threw a paving slab at it, then hit it over the head with a length of wood until it stopped twitching. It's in a better place now. triple-bagged at the bottom of my bin

Man... I hope I can go out like that someday

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



fridge corn posted:

Usually the paving slab comes last

Usually? Have you done this before?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



NotJustANumber99 posted:

what kind of apocalypse world do we live in?

One where twitter users will go out and buy a fryer or cat food to put in the ps5 box so they can get the sweet nector of a retweet from random strangers on the internet?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



FullLeatherJacket posted:

scottish scuba divers require specialist equipment

as a Scot, I support this message

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Ratjaculation posted:

and i've just had to blue tac part of my laptop back on

Which part?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



I don't miss working in retail. My manager "offering" me overtime that if you don't accept, you don't get offered for at least a month as he gives his new favorite all the overtime.
This time of year used to be horrific and I certainly don't miss it.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



I just looked up from my laptop and it's almost dark... where the hell did the day go?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



kecske posted:

this time of year I get up and go to work in the dark, spend all day indoors, then go home in the dark

might have to get one of those vitamin D lamps

I've always wondered if they would be of any actual use. Maybe 2020 is the year to find out.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



It's chicken fried rice for me tonight (home made, not takeaway)

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



fridge corn posted:

I phone post only so I would never see it

I think that makes it better

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Gasmask posted:

everyone in tier 1 gets to gently caress one person from another tier but no butt stuff

yay?
:sadpeanut:

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Woke Pob posted:

This used to happen to me back when I worked in the office. I'd go out for a smoke break and stand round the corner of our building to stay out of the wind, usually dressed in jeans and a lovely hoodie. Randoms would walk past and ask what I was selling.

I hope the answer was "What you buyin?"

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Salisbury Snape posted:

Firecracker beans are awesome, every Fryups beans is lashed with tabasco for me.

mate, I could really go a fryup. Proper cafe greasy one too

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



I've not looked into breakfast yet. Woke up later than I would have liked and had to book it for work. Thinking it's about time I should go on the scrounge

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



I have achieved nothing, so your dreamscape work would be dissapointed in me. Much like my waking life work

captainclaw fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Nov 24, 2020

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020




Is the surprise that it's not spicy? Because I don't think I could handle a surprise like that. 2020 is already bad enough

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



kecske posted:

the surprise is seven pounds fifty! for a five pack of instant noodles

But with free shipping :eyepop:

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

You can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same thing as a result of the year and I will be in the future of the year and I will be in the future of our games

I think my brain melted

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

dont worry, elon musk will save us

elon musk leaves for mars with a bunch of soil and oxygen to establish a rich people colony

some of us will be fine then. A colony of rich people will require some poor people to do the space dishes and hoover the space rug right?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

i wish i could stop replying to melts on facebook

you can

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Mojo Jojo posted:

I'd sort of hoped my mum would adapt her Christmas plans in light of the pandemic. Instead she's playing silly buggers and trying to justify counting multiple households as one.

We're currently on six households and thirteen guests

I think I need to deploy the "then you're not seeing your grandkids" big guns

Yeah my mrs is trying the same thing. "They used to live in the same house" is my favorite excuse so far.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

our slizzer exchanged contracts today, we got a fackin haaase you slags

congratulations.... I think?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



CancerCakes posted:

Buy the kid a book, that'll show em

you monster

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



NotJustANumber99 posted:

this is a good post that piques interest for its sequel

yeah, I too await with bated breath for the follow up

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

cannot wait to be in the new house lads, the sister in law has been off all day driving me mental

when's the move date?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020




congrats

What's next on the list?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



fridge corn posted:

Chip shop curry sauce is rank

I concur, now chippy sauce is where it's at

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



FullLeatherJacket posted:

You can never, ever, repeat this to any of the Scottish posters, but the inhabited part of Scotland really isn't practically different to England other than the debilitating opiate dependency and terrible football teams, and anything you post should get driven straight there on the highway for the same price. It's only when you start to get up into the Hebrides and Orkneys that everything starts to be kept in a fishing cabin for six months, same as the difference between Vancouver Canada and Death By Canada. No idea why parcels wouldn't get delivered unless it was labelled wrong or customs bounced it.

If you're really struggling for gifts, and you don't mind feeding your money directly into the heart of darkness, you can go on amazon.co.uk, or maybe argos.co.uk and buy him a trampoline (all sons love trampoline)

I knew it!

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



So I just found out that as I don't want to take any time off from work over the next couple weeks, I'm being landed with my work, everyone who is taking it off, my managers work and her managers work.

I didn't want to take time off so I didn't have to come back to more work, but looks like I've shot myself in the foot with that one

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Collateral posted:

Even after being stopped for 15 loving years, I still dream about smoking.

only stopped 2 years, but glad to know the dreams will continue

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Bobby Deluxe posted:

lmao my wisdom tooth hurts less now its out

I'm still on the waiting list to go back in and get mine taken out. Based on some of your past posts, I don't think I have it as bad as you did pain wise, and glad to hear that you got it sorted

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020




get a pot and a chuck it on the stove. No one should go without tea

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Cyril Sneeer posted:

Like I have posted about b4, my grandma and granpa love eachother, but the need time apart to appreciate that.

I imagine there will be dads and mums up and down the country racing to get back in the office to spend time away from their loved ones.

You bet your rear end there is. I can't wait to see the back of this poo poo hole and get back to my office, where my children aren't screaming at each other over minecraft or some poo poo

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



hemale in pain posted:

Scotland wants to leave the UK? Well better send boris, harbinger of disease, to sort things out

Surely his visit will be the deciding factor :doh:

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Jose posted:

What made you think they were competent

at this point they barely function as a government. Just sit and shout at each other from across the room

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Ratjaculation posted:

I keep my contactless card in my butt pocket and just squat on the pay point

there's something odd, and yet sensible with covid kicking about, in the thought of you t-bagging the paypoint. Don't want to spread any germs on the hands

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captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020



Ratjaculation posted:

and to explain, I never had a rustler burger, but the idea of microwaving bread angers me

Life changer post incoming... toast the bread and microwave the burger... you are all welcome

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