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To celebrate my pay rise I have gone full bourgie and have hired a house cleaner
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 16:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:50 |
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My house is ludicrously clean Like it's cleaner than when I moved in Ty for your service ratty
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 19:35 |
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I matched with a woman that wanted to be the sub in a subdom relationship once We did not date because that seems like way too much effort. Like just gently caress off and amuse yourself with a hobby, you don't need me to give you permission.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 20:42 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:quoteys house is spotless but his maid is filthy, a new piece of terrible erotica only on amazon (unless smashwords suddenly turns lucrative in which case its on there as well) Quq'd by my manservant Enrique A goon's tale
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 20:43 |
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Jose posted:Should have queried whether she was into fisting dp first we only chatted for a while and after like four days she started texting in the morning for permission to go to work. On the sixth day I said "just loving go to work and don't ask again" and we didn't speak again. I'm fairly sure it was someone trolling because there's no way that's real.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 23:46 |
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lmao gun havers are the worst
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 07:48 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I need a funny name for my fantasy football team My team was called Dogma Leicester
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 15:21 |
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I'm playing sniper elite 4 because it's free on ps+ and shooting Nazis in the dick is good
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 17:06 |
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That is a good cat
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 21:33 |
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The new UKIP leader's name is Dick Willy Braine. What a time to be
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 18:49 |
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Ian Duncan Smith blocked me on Twitter
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 22:54 |
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I thought he would find GIFs from Nosferatu funny
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 23:02 |
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Mike Huckabee blocked me when I tweeted a picture of an adorable puppy to him Twitter is strange
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 23:32 |
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https://twitter.com/davenewworld_/status/1165249089262501890
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 00:06 |
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I'm going to see IT 2 tomorrow on the 4dx gimmick thing It cost £17 A regular ticket costs £13.50 and an IMAX one is £17 so I figured I'd try the gimmick, but honestly how the gently caress do they justify these prices?
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 12:14 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:You paid it. That's how they justify it... ...to the shareholders Oh no
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 12:26 |
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£15k per year is minimum wage at 35 hours a week If you're working more then 35 hours it's illegal Also unless there is no job in the UK that should be earning that little.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 21:50 |
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Solefald posted:lmfao working more than 35 hours is illegal??? lmfaoooooooooo At £15k yes it is Edit: didn't see new page
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 07:54 |
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I'm watching John Wick 3. There are some extremely good dogs in this film.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 21:57 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:how many dvds is that? 14 regular DVDs
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 17:11 |
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I'm not on the list of trusted people This might be wise though I dunno
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:43 |
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Cyril Sneeer posted:I should trust you quq, because you phoned my on the telephone when I was feeling low, last christmas or ny? I was just kidding mate I'll always help when I can
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 12:34 |
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Ian mcshane owns but I did not really like American gods
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 13:43 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:So is everyone getting google stadia? It seems like a no brainer? But I am borderline no brain, so is there something i'm missing? Will buy a ps5 instead
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 17:55 |
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Just watched JoJo Rabbit. It is really really good unless you are a Nazi then you might not enjoy it.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 22:07 |
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I probably have the plague, RIP me
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 12:21 |
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It's true I do love these things. Weirdly if I lay on my side I'm okay and can breathe fine. I walked all of fifteen feet to the bathroom and had to stop catch my breath like Donald Trump on a gentle incline
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 12:31 |
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Hi thread I'm not dead, in case anyone wanted to know. Can breathe better now, just very very sleepy.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 13:24 |
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How is everybody else? Enjoying isolation?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 13:34 |
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fridge corn posted:So today I found out I wasnt actually made redundant but my contract has been terminated. My company could have just let me become furloughed as to collect the 80% wage pay out but they decided they dgaf and would rather terminate my contract now lolololol Guillotine
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 16:28 |
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hello
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 21:51 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:quotey you survived Yeah I realised that I haven't posted itt since I had covid last March
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 22:17 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what disease ahve you got now that has caused you to post? Alcoholism
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 22:25 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:p[leae keep that awaauy from me You've had enough. How is everybody? I lost my job in July but then I got a much better job a week later. That's pretty much the summary of my last 18 months.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 22:35 |
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ratty was my forums nemesis once but I think he found a new nemesis, leaving me nemesisless. Hello boat!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:05 |
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Hi ratty!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 11:48 |
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Video or board games?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 12:04 |
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Board games are much better than video games fyi
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 13:42 |
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I'm playing Alan Wake on the Sony Playstation five at the moment
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 13:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:50 |
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During winter I like to set my heating to come on half an hour before I get up and I leave my pants and socks on the radiator overnight hashtag life hacks
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