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Oct 22, 2002



To celebrate my pay rise I have gone full bourgie and have hired a house cleaner

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Oct 22, 2002



My house is ludicrously clean

Like it's cleaner than when I moved in

Ty for your service ratty

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Oct 22, 2002



I matched with a woman that wanted to be the sub in a subdom relationship once

We did not date because that seems like way too much effort. Like just gently caress off and amuse yourself with a hobby, you don't need me to give you permission.

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Oct 22, 2002



Bobby Deluxe posted:

quoteys house is spotless but his maid is filthy, a new piece of terrible erotica only on amazon (unless smashwords suddenly turns lucrative in which case its on there as well)

Quq'd by my manservant Enrique

A goon's tale

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Oct 22, 2002



Jose posted:

Should have queried whether she was into fisting dp first

we only chatted for a while and after like four days she started texting in the morning for permission to go to work. On the sixth day I said "just loving go to work and don't ask again" and we didn't speak again.

I'm fairly sure it was someone trolling because there's no way that's real.

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Oct 22, 2002



lmao gun havers are the worst

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

I need a funny name for my fantasy football team

My team was called Dogma Leicester

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Oct 22, 2002



I'm playing sniper elite 4 because it's free on ps+ and shooting Nazis in the dick is good

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Oct 22, 2002




That is a good cat

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Oct 22, 2002



The new UKIP leader's name is Dick Willy Braine. What a time to be alive dying in Hell Dimension

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Oct 22, 2002



Ian Duncan Smith blocked me on Twitter

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Oct 22, 2002



I thought he would find GIFs from Nosferatu funny :(

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Oct 22, 2002



Mike Huckabee blocked me when I tweeted a picture of an adorable puppy to him

Twitter is strange

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Oct 22, 2002



https://twitter.com/davenewworld_/status/1165249089262501890

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Oct 22, 2002



I'm going to see IT 2 tomorrow on the 4dx gimmick thing

It cost £17

A regular ticket costs £13.50 and an IMAX one is £17 so I figured I'd try the gimmick, but honestly how the gently caress do they justify these prices?

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Oct 22, 2002



Azza Bamboo posted:

You paid it. That's how they justify it... ...to the shareholders

Oh no

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Oct 22, 2002



£15k per year is minimum wage at 35 hours a week

If you're working more then 35 hours it's illegal

Also unless there is no job in the UK that should be earning that little.

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Oct 22, 2002



Solefald posted:

lmfao working more than 35 hours is illegal??? lmfaoooooooooo


imagine that

At £15k yes it is

Edit: didn't see new page

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Oct 22, 2002



I'm watching John Wick 3.

There are some extremely good dogs in this film.

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

how many dvds is that?

14 regular DVDs

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Oct 22, 2002



I'm not on the list of trusted people :(

This might be wise though I dunno

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Oct 22, 2002



Cyril Sneeer posted:

I should trust you quq, because you phoned my on the telephone when I was feeling low, last christmas or ny?

I was just kidding mate :) I'll always help when I can

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Oct 22, 2002



Ian mcshane owns but I did not really like American gods

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

So is everyone getting google stadia? It seems like a no brainer? But I am borderline no brain, so is there something i'm missing?

Will buy a ps5 instead

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Oct 22, 2002



Just watched JoJo Rabbit. It is really really good unless you are a Nazi then you might not enjoy it.

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Oct 22, 2002



I probably have the plague, RIP me

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Oct 22, 2002



It's true I do love these things.

Weirdly if I lay on my side I'm okay and can breathe fine. I walked all of fifteen feet to the bathroom and had to stop catch my breath like Donald Trump on a gentle incline

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Oct 22, 2002



Hi thread

I'm not dead, in case anyone wanted to know. Can breathe better now, just very very sleepy.

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Oct 22, 2002



How is everybody else? Enjoying isolation?

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Oct 22, 2002



fridge corn posted:

So today I found out I wasnt actually made redundant but my contract has been terminated. My company could have just let me become furloughed as to collect the 80% wage pay out but they decided they dgaf and would rather terminate my contract now lolololol

Guillotine

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Oct 22, 2002



hello

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Oct 22, 2002



Bobby Deluxe posted:

quotey you survived

Yeah I realised that I haven't posted itt since I had covid last March

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

what disease ahve you got now that has caused you to post?

Alcoholism

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Oct 22, 2002



NotJustANumber99 posted:

p[leae keep that awaauy from me

You've had enough.

How is everybody? I lost my job in July but then I got a much better job a week later. That's pretty much the summary of my last 18 months.

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Oct 22, 2002



ratty was my forums nemesis once but I think he found a new nemesis, leaving me nemesisless. Hello boat!

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Oct 22, 2002



Hi ratty!

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Oct 22, 2002



Video or board games?

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Oct 22, 2002



Board games are much better than video games fyi

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Oct 22, 2002



I'm playing Alan Wake on the Sony Playstation five at the moment

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Oct 22, 2002



During winter I like to set my heating to come on half an hour before I get up and I leave my pants and socks on the radiator overnight hashtag life hacks

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