UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

https://twitter.com/davideastUK/status/1423669678434619400?t=_ijOxkwYZH4yK91gMk7dFg&s=19

:siren:

BY ORDER OF IK, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE MAGNA CARTA- :siren:

- Political discussions are allowed in moderation, but this is a chill thread so tirades and debates should be moved to the UK Megathread (UKMT) in D&D
- oval office _{_{_{and shrek}}} EMBARGO YOU CAN SAY oval office _{_{_{and post shrek}}} IN THIS THREAD
- Please refrain from killing UK goons and burying them under your patio
- Meal deal discussion and Gregg order requests are mandatory
- GBS rules apply

here is the uk:

thamk you god bless the ~~queen~~ king

previous thread for reference

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Feb 27, 2024

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 12:02

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

op updated

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 14:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Jose posted:

why am i less mysterious

than party boat

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 16:45

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

XMNN posted:

its the ridges

for her pleasure

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 21:52

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Fraction posted:

Oh hello I found you

hi how is the job going

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 10:20

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Shirley Crabtree posted:

i work at john lewis, the discount card is nice but i dont like the customers very much

john lewis customers are all self satisfied daily mail reading twats smugly lording their brief moment of power over anyone unlucky enough to have to serve them

i cant imagine anything worse than having to face those shits every day

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 10:49

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Shirley Crabtree posted:

i dont really know anything about wolverhampton so in an attempt to educate myself i did a youtube search and all i can find is videos of slappers fighting each other

go onto whatever channel 4 are calling their on demand service this month and watch raised by wolves do it now

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 12:05

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

op updated with a note about park running

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 14:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

The Big Taff Man posted:

I'll be crowdsourcing ideas for my new posting brand over the next 7 days

ultra minimalism

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 23:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

StoneOfShame posted:

This thread is oddly more into nipples than sausage today.

whos to say saussies are not mostly nipple anyway #freethesaussie

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 02:20

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

aussies are mostly nipple but just like our bartending industry, we will make room for them in this thread

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 02:34

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the thing is right

your all gay for going to the jim

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 11:09

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i dont use gay as a pejorative but i mean like if you go to the naked dude place and you look at a naked dude and you feel threatened or uncomfortable or think 'oh no i shouldnt stare' then maybe look deeper into that process

or just be like 'its a dick, whatever'

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 11:12

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i mean we saved up for a house and had a family in our twenties, i dont know why you havent done the same

maybe because your generation has spent the last thirty or forty years driving house prices up by ten times the rate of inflation all so you can stand there soaked in overpriced perfume and layers of foundation pretending your body isnt a rotting husk of its former youth

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 14:34

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

houses in liverpool are very cheap but the drawback is that you have to live in liverpool

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 17:37

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the government banned bees or something

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 23:19

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

freelop posted:

Hey Fraction you are invited to this weekends' goon meet.

dude it says right there in the title

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 13:01

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

drat this couch is heavy

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 15:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i moved a sofa across the house and now im chillin with a glass of red wine and ibuprofen, just had a lasagne i made and probably gonna have a nap in a bit

good day

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:08

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Jose posted:

the robot is not sexy and he shouldn't gently caress it

what an age we live in

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:42

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

The Big Taff Man posted:

It looks like all the best posters in this thread had lasagne for tea tonight.

Yes, I had lasagna

did you make it yourself

i used lamb mince and marinated it in red wine but used too much and now im sleepy

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 21:54

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

mousakka can suck a fuckin dick

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 22:08

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 22:59

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

we dont use the q word

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 14:11

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Fraction posted:

The gently caress is 'like a Jessie'?

ive only ever heard people use it when doing impressions of a scottish person

i doubt its a word they even really use any more

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:20

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

there is no post rock there is only dad rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRoQ91W1rk

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 01:58

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

HJB posted:

i never got the name, why is there post rock when rock still very much exists

the idea is that rock is very much its own definition, and post-rock (well, post anything - post modernism etc) is aware of the definition of rock and consciously seeks to deconstruct and transcend said thing. so post-rock is not failing to be rock because it doesn't know how, nor is it saying 'rock is dead,' its saying 'we are aware of rock, we could do it if we wanted, but we are using the framework of rock to break free from the definition.'

imagine a hipster fawning about how his band has 'moved past typical rock' and you have got it

source: three loving years of listening to arty fuckers talk about this poo poo like its the most profound revelation ever

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Aug 2, 2015

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 11:43

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Fluo posted:

Wait till they discover Merzbow and John Cage hahahahahahaha

i meant 'post' as any kind of categorisation, mostly how astonished first years are when they finally crack the definition of post modernism.

its like well loving done, now go apply it to every single thing you do for the rest of your sodding education.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 11:50

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Fluo posted:

you should have a brew called post beer and its just tapwater that you have to drink alongside a flavour tablet and a saline drip filled with alcohol 'in the right social setting.'

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 12:21

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

ajheretic666 posted:

I went out in the New Forest today and all the car parks were full of tourists just eating next to their cars and not going any further into the forest than the bins.

um

was this at night

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 07:45

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Jose posted:

don't eat at lau's when you're in newcastle

was it bobby deluxe who recommended it?

oh yeah the lau's on stowell street went down the shitter a looong time ago, last time i went past it looked like a school canteen.

lau's 22 on the other hand is classy as gently caress and i still recommend it. if you want to steer clear of the empire there is also my shanghai at the bottom of the coast road, started by a bunch of staff and family the lau's empire disowned.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 14:00