UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

freelop posted:

A chipoil and ????

carpenter

also its a chip shop not oil

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 11:43

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:11

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

protip dont have mates from london

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 12:59

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

how did he force you

i mean why not say 'no because its loving smirnoff ice you girl' then hit them with it

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 13:07

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

what is icing and who do i have to kill to bring it to an end

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 13:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

nobody itt should be allowed to meet irl in case they are murdered

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 14:45

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

ratjac i did your survey

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 15:00

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i like how you say 'i might jog a bit every day' and runners go nuts telling you what shoes to buy and the best park to drive to and what lycra onesie you need and when you say 'no i mean i was just going to jog round the block a bit, not even change out of my jeans' they look all deflated and start going on about shin splints

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:23

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i got 99 problems but a parkrun aint one

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:31

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

taff do you not know how to spell deluxe

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:38

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

thats ok friend i updated the op it is important to keep things current for gnarlyhoteps next krystalnacht

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:41

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

maybe they can "train" together :rimshot:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:48

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

what does ian buncan smith have to do with it

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:50

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

party boat has a dog, new facts are emerging all the time

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 17:57

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

dude fraction is right there

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:11

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

hemale in pain posted:

im doing a brighton mtb event on the 22nd (only 28 miles because i suck)

what im saying is running/jogging is for suckers. biking is where it's at.

its wnbr isnt it you filthy deviant

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 13:25

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the uk thread: poo poo and run

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 13:27

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

white dogshit

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:23

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Nigel Farage posted:

Anybody recommend a good coffee machine?

theres a cool polish guy who owns a cafe in town his coffee is loving beautiful

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:10

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

realpost mix the coffee grains with a little bit of cream before adding the water

if you pour the water straight onto the beans it will scald them and change the flavour

if you are making tea you do the opposite, pour the water slowly onto the bag the second its boiled to release the flavour

if you add milk to tea while the bag is anywhere near the mug i swear to god i will hunt you down and make flapjacks with your kidneys

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:18

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Nigel Farage posted:

Well tell him to go BACK to Poland and make coffee for his own people to enjoy and stop stealing British jobs.

nigel its his cafe, the cafe that was there before was poo poo and it had poo poo coffee he has improved our community

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:19

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

nigel you are not being nice and i dont think we can be cool bros any more

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:30

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

its ok just put it on expenses

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:32

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

NaDy posted:

just been out with my workmates and they all talked about football and i dont even like it so i sat there just nodding my head and smiling until they talked about something else, i am a true goon

the thing about arsenal is theyll always try and walk it in

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 09:06

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i wanted rain i am in a bad mood

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 09:54

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Fingerless Gloves posted:

What is wrong friend

xur is selling gjallarhorn and i dont have enough strange coins

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 11:53

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Vitamins posted:

is destiny good again now? I got burnt out on it after finishing vog hard mode

it looks like it will be good again in mid september when ttk drops

gameinformer articles on the changes, looks p. cool

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 14:04

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

were all friends here

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 13:37

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i did your survey ratjac

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:29

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

some anime is ok and fun to watch i just get embarrassed by people who treat it as a profound life changing philosophical treatise

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 10:45

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

or people who learned japanese by watching anime

it would be like meeting someone who learned english from disney cartoons and talked like pluto or mickey mouse

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 10:47

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

yes, that sort of thing

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 11:32

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Pedricko posted:

I've got four hours to kill in Götenburg and I've ended up in an Irish bar. Five quid for a pint of coke

teach them the way of the saussie

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 12:00

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

yes but they dont talk like that do they

weeaboos do

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 14:05

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

lets stop talking about anime and find out how taffs wedding plans are going

and how fluos beer is going

and how fractions new job is going

and if pedricko got murdered in the pub yet

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 17:35