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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Im making it a thread promise to not mention my least favourite poster in this thread

also I dont play rugby wtf

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Here you go bobby I updated some with notes from my notebook

pedericko: sells bad tasting saussies at markets across the uk and is the current thread mvp (Most vicious pleb).He offers a goon discount on his sausages if you ask him "do you have stairs in your sausage house"

the big taff man: rugby guy, he keeps a notebook on all posters (getting married soon), loves arranging goonmeets where fraction isnt invited.

party boat: northern, mysterious, watches anime, his favourite flavour of monster munch is the wrong one, idolises ross from friends

bozza: trains (like thomas not like arnie) plays in a marching band, is bald, marching band seriously? no really thats no joke.

jose: northern, not so mysterious loves smoking meats and sous vising meats and meats

fraction: kills dogs and dates older women also moans about her job a lot and secretly prefers cats

down jacket fetish: classic bants, loves a cheeky nandos, prefers a sea bass to a kebab, drinks special brew (but from a glass), goes to nandos for the ambience, his picture was once used in a daily sport article for the story "sex with tesco value lasagne blistered my bellend", makes his own fudge - no one asked if he packs it

phoon: old man, lives in birmingham, accompanied fraction in killing several dogs at crufts. hes old as hell, just make old jokes at him, you can repeat them and he wont realise as hes so old he will have forgotten the first time you said them, watche countdown for the quiz element and gets annoyed when the camera focuses on Rachel Riley rather than the numbers and letters

gnarlyhotep: kills thread every few hundred pages, top mod, doesnt understand this thread

mfcrocker: kills goons and buries them under a patio, LOVES social justice and saving the oppressed, even when they dont need saving

ratjaculation: imagines how good people are at smash bros no commitment in anything, loves the national trust, panda pop fan (not sure which flavour he likes best if its not blue raspberry then he can gently caress off), posting not as good as his avatar

vitamins: same av, problematic - Ive written down "spiders fall out of trousers?" but im not sure why

bobby deluxes fat mam: i am not happy about this trope but what the hey, taff is payin the bills her son is a failed weather wizard

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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UncleBlazer posted:

I choose to read them as personals and decided I would bang mfcrocker and ratjaculation :bigtran:

Obviously the only reason you didnt pick me was because it said I was getting married soon

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Slash posted:

Where did the Monster Munch go? Roast Beef is the best flavour for reference.

add this guy to the "wrong" list

UncleBlazer posted:

I've seen you on the toilet. I think more than once. All the romance is gone

if you check my most recent pics on twitter i think i tweeted one to someone this morning

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Ratjaculation posted:

whats your twitter sn taff?

Its @TaffMaster

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Ratjack I really hope the dude who just followed me on twitter is you

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Kidney Stone posted:

Nope, that was me.

drat, you really love glory holes

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Party Boat posted:

Oh wait I posted about the matrix anime shorts the other day. Taff'd again

the notebook never lies

fraction just text me to ask why I killed the thread. she hasnt found the new one yet, we're safe

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I cant believe bobby p didnt use all my info that is 100% true facts

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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goatface posted:

Sending secret text messages to strengthen the thread clique. Disgusting.

I send secret text messages to all my favourite posters, and to fraction

DrWrestling69 posted:

You need to register to get a barcode. I did that.

You hadnt signed up before? I thought you'd done a few

goatface posted:

Is it a serious business running group with spandex pants and vaseline on their nippples?

Vitamins posted:

lol at this kind of person

Please dont lol at me, The Big Taff Man

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DrWrestling69 posted:

I haven't. They are all on Saturday mornings and I can only do every other week because of work and I have been away on my Saturdays off for the past few weeks.

With your times I'd definately try and be near the front when it starts as you want to not get held up and lose time at the begining

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DrWrestling69 posted:

Because you register and get a barcode and they scan it for some reason.

so you can get an official time, its not that hard to understand Im not sure why anyone wouldnt

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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gibb3h posted:

I too am British, and from Birmingham no less

we've only got room for one brummie, you're gonna have to wait till ph00n dies

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Roy posted:

Wait, is that a shirt with your SA username on it?

Its a shirt with my nickname that became my SA username when I changed names

DrWrestling69 posted:

I too find it hard to organise a race with a couple of hundred people weekly. That is why I signed up to parkrun.
lmao

stop trying to explain it, if someone cant understand how you become a better runner by running in a group competing with others then they're either retarded, a lonely shut in, or both.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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XMNN posted:

ive been to birmingham quite a lot recently and it is at least nicer than manchester although thats not saying much

It's definitely not

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Phoon posted:

its funny that they added "pride of" to all the signs at coventry train station so it looks like that shithole is the pride of the city

hahah that is funny, no wait, its not that funny.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Phoon posted:

poverty

E: taff your new avatar has made you surly and sarcastic

Ive always been surly and sarcastic, I thought thats why we got on so well

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Bobby Deluxe posted:

john lewis customers are all self satisfied daily mail reading twats smugly lording their brief moment of power over anyone unlucky enough to have to serve them

i cant imagine anything worse than having to face those shits every day

So thats why theres no mirrors in your house

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Ratjaculation posted:

taff i tweeted a tit pic, i assume you did something similar to get 4k followers

someone bought me 5000 followers in an attempt to troll me after I told them I'd done the same thing to my gf in order to troll her

we were both expecting that it would result in getting 5000 emails, but it didnt happen that way sadly.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DrWrestling69 posted:

Kevin Nash tribute act. Lives in Preston now. Does running in parks sometimes.

He lives in manchester and offered me his parking space as he doesnt have a car, sometimes runs at the same run as me on a thursday

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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britishbornandbread posted:

I've lost my wrist band thingy so don't expect to see me for a while. Running to and from work is enough exercise anyway at moment

I think it costs like 11 to get a replacement, re register with your work address

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Phoon posted:

thats true of every sport in my experience

E: resubbed ps plus, my id is phoonasaurus

omg its perfect

because it sounds like a dinosaurs name

and you were around when they were

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Jose posted:

if buying stuff on this site wasn't dodgy as gently caress i'd replace that av

I'll be crowdsourcing ideas for my new posting brand over the next 7 days

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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britishbornandbread posted:

I did a cheeky ten km on the treadmill last week and wore my CM Punk shirt and ran so much that my nipples literally bled.

you have to get some running gear mate

and some of these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ronhill-Running-Guards-White-Size/dp/B00KV9OCL8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1438246845&sr=8-3&keywords=nipple+run

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Shirley Crabtree posted:

on the subject of exercise my gym changing rooms are always full of old man bums and willies

its a posh gym that i got a student discount at (david lloyd) so i guess my question is, is it a public school thing or do all british men get to a certain age and want to show off like that? is this what id see if i went to a gym for poors? i dont like it, im not a prude about being naked in front of other people or catching glimpse of it but its literally wall to wall old man cock and anus, it takes no more than 30 seconds to dry the old chap but they stand there legs akimbo and ive been nearly hit by flying appendages far too many times to mention whilst they rabbit on to their chums about tennis and cricket and their insurance policies

if you try and hide it just makes you stand out more, just be sure to give it a little rub before you whip it out so it comes to life

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Air Drying is the best form of drying, maybe you should appreciate the male body in all its beauty, what are you, Fraction?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

glad to make the OP list

im going to Manchester tomorrow too. get the desolate north under my feet again

Ah you're arriving just in time for this weekends goon meet that we havent invited fraction to

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Careful freelop. I might get my notebook out

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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RedLobster posted:

Why is bozza in the tviv book

Theres only ever been 1 notebook and it got expanded to cover this thread as there was a cross over of posters

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Just added the word twat to both your pages

Only joking, you two dont have pages under the rule "those without a tar dont get a page"

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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The goonmeet is cancelled. Theres no point in having one if Fraction isnt around to be not invited to it.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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crispix posted:

you with your girlish writing and secret diary keeping. you sat at the girls' tables all the way through school, didn't you?

No, I went to an all boys school!

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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It looks like all the best posters in this thread had lasagne for tea tonight.

Yes, I had lasagna

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Bobby Deluxe posted:

did you make it yourself

i used lamb mince and marinated it in red wine but used too much and now im sleepy

the missis made it and it was beef mince. She makes a good lasagne, she made one last week and it was with turkey mince and it was horrible

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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CancerCakes posted:

What times did you guys get in your park runs? I got stayed in bed like a sane person

My new job has a pretty decent canteen, gonna get fat

Idk, I did an extra mile before, and then 2 miles after. I was trying to stay on what my hoped for half marathon pace will be, which is 5:42, I was a few seconds behind tho, I think 5:46ish.

Parkrun time will probably be somewhere around 28 mins

DrWrestling69 posted:

Time isnt up yet but about 23.20 i think.

There were some definite nipple greasers there.

nice. my nipples were greased

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Jose posted:

once i've bought a house i'm going to buy a smoker and will be posting about it non-stop like a oval office

So no difference in posting to now?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

where should I lunch in Manchester tomorrow

I like the blue pig but I don't want to go there again

The Kitchens particulary Mumma Schnitzel

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Quote-Unquote posted:

Taff is official uk thread Rocket League MVP

I am, I'm the best.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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DrWrestling69 posted:

Insee. What do you make with it?

he smokes it

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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UncleBlazer posted:

Interesting conundrum. I slept with two women this weekend. Today I got a text from some number asking how I could have done that to this person and they want me to explain myself.

How do I say "who are you and this isn't really my fault" without sounding like a massive bell end. Because I sort of am. Help me UK thread, you're my only hope.

I'm back to help. Tell me about these two women

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