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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > alternatives to cars
 
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Ace of Baes
 -genetically engineered pegasus
-solar powered robot legs
-harvest gravity so you can just lay down and roll anywhere
-flood the world and sail everywhere

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 10:00
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Composting Toilet

 TRUCKS

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 10:08
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yoober

 ziplines

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 10:13
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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Powered roller blades.

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 10:17
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railroad terror

choo choo

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:07
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Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
heelys


* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:10
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
wait, can't we just lay down and roll anywhere now?

stay put (telecommute)

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:18
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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
high kenetic energy explosions

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:20
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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
wishes, dreams, prayer, thaumaturgy

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:22
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
read a book

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:27
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dogcrash truther

Composting Toilet posted:

TRUCKS
* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:28
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Lil Cunty


 your mom


ty crap

ty landy

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:29
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

George Carlin posted:

Rollerfucking

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:29
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GEExCEE

Jimi Changa posted:

your mom
* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:31
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GEExCEE

 i didn't know it until the other day, but I think I've been "financially domming" my parents for more than 20 years now

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:32
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dogcrash truther

GEExCEE posted:

i didn't know it until the other day, but I think I've been "financially domming" my parents for more than 20 years now

zhahahahahaah

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 17:39
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

GEExCEE posted:

i didn't know it until the other day, but I think I've been "financially domming" my parents for more than 20 years now

hey you hit a maturity milestone. mazel tov


Also I can only fit like 8 of you in the mini van, so if we are going with mom as the solution to cars, we need to make some sort of schedule, and some of you will need to get dropped off early. I can't stay for soccer games or retirement parties.

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 22:26
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Senior Management



 cars with a waterbed installed in the back

:jerry:
* # ? Jul 29, 2015 22:29
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gleebster

Only a howler

Composting Toilet posted:

TRUCKS

On the other hand, MOTORCYCLES.

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 22:42
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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

 ok, hear me out here; it's like how you drive a car but you just sit on a seat and remain where you are, motionless. its a good i dea i think you'll find

* # ? Jul 29, 2015 22:44
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

ok, hear me out here; it's like how you drive a car but you just sit on a seat and remain where you are, motionless. its a good i dea i think you'll find

Some car seats would make excellent recliners

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* # ? Jul 29, 2015 22:59
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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
some kind of aircar.

a car go in air


ty bacalou!

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 00:13
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

fema crisis actor posted:

some kind of aircar.

a car go in air

Here you go

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* # ? Jul 30, 2015 00:22
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Scaly Haylie

 chocobos

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 00:23
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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Splatmaster posted:

Here you go
lol


ty bacalou!

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 00:27
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ChairmanMeow posted:

read a book

hahaha

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 00:38
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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!

Splatmaster posted:

Here you go

lol it has a built in parachute just in case

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 01:16
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Tebulot

im hip now bois

 Just walk they did in the man jeezus days

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 01:20
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google THIS

 the incredibles is pretty good

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 01:24
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weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
bugs

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 01:55
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Saturn V rocket

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 05:52
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Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
dominos.com

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* # ? Jul 30, 2015 06:30
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Bwee

Composting Toilet posted:

TRUCKS
* # ? Jul 30, 2015 06:31
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Savage For The Winjun


 id trade my car for a horse in a heartbeat

* # ? Jul 30, 2015 07:16
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Senior Management

Twilight Matrix posted:

id trade my car for a horse in a heartbeat

I have been kicked by horses more than once and I fully recommend and endorse the practice.

:jerry:
* # ? Jul 30, 2015 07:18
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 path, paved walkway, sidewalk, bus, metro, train, airplane, train, metro, bus, sidewalk, paved walkway, path

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Saturn V rocket

https://xkcd.com/1133/

if you hadn't already seen it






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