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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Apu N., from the television show "The Simpsons"

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Mhm. Apu from the simpsons

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alnilam

One time he changed his name to Herb and pretended he like baseball :D

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alnilam posted:

One time he changed his name to Herb and pretended he like baseball :D

who...apu, from televiosn show "the simplsons" on fox?

alnilam

pig slut lisa posted:

who...apu, from televiosn show "the simplsons" on fox?

yeah, apu from "the Simpsons" a tv show by matt groenuvg carried by the fox network

real_slime

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Moe

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Of all the potential industries they could have chosen for the evil Mr Burns to own, and an inept Homer to work at, why do you think they went with Nuclear Power Production?

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Moe from the simpsons

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GEExCEE

thi s is becoming hard for me to follow

pig slut lisa

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GEExCEE posted:

thi s is becoming hard for me to follow

let me break it down for you

Bob's burgers=Bob archer
king of the hill = mister hank HILL
the Simpson's=apu from the simpsons

capisce?

GEExCEE

so... moe from the simpsons?

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i'm fed up with this world

railroad terror

choo choo
"Do not eat any meat that comes-from-an-animal." - Apu, from the Simpsons

Commie NedFlanders

Apu nahu... Nagas...uhh....nagonnawork here anyway

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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ulvir

Thank you, come again

- Nibbler, from the television show Daria

saboten

thank u bacalou

pogi

Chris (Simpson's artist)

alnilam

pogi posted:

Christ (Simpson's artist)

Mapparu

joke_explainer


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Of all the potential industries they could have chosen for the evil Mr Burns to own, and an inept Homer to work at, why do you think they went with Nuclear Power Production?

Because of the Trojan Nuclear Power Plant southeast of Rainier, Oregon that Groeing was aware of during the controversy surrounding it. At the time in relatively anti-nuclear Portland, the plant was considered a spectre of danger despoiling the natural beauty of Oregon. Oregon actually banned new plants in 1980.

You can see the similarity of the cooling towers and the reactor building to the springfield ones in pictures:



railroad terror

choo choo
Doooo-DO-doo-doo-doooo do do DAH doodoodoodoo


dah dah dee dee dah

DO DO DO DO


- The Simpsons Theme

Commie NedFlanders

joke_explainer posted:

Because of the Trojan Nuclear Power Plant southeast of Rainier, Oregon that Groeing was aware of during the controversy surrounding it. At the time in relatively anti-nuclear Portland, the plant was considered a spectre of danger despoiling the natural beauty of Oregon. Oregon actually banned new plants in 1980.

You can see the similarity of the cooling towers and the reactor building to the springfield ones in pictures:





i figured it was just for the irony of it, making homer the doofus be in charge of the most important job in the most complex and dangerous sounding industry

maybe its because of the simpsons but i grew up thinking all nuclear power plants looked like that

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

alnilam posted:

pogi posted:

Christ (Simpson's artist)


Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ will COME AGAIN

ron color

Drink-Mix Man posted:




Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ will COME AGAIN

i never saw that episode

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

dogcrash truther posted:

Apu N., from the television show "The Simpsons"

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
remember when homer was hired by Richard Branson or some supervillain like that due to his long experience in nuclear power-plant management?

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Apu, manager of the Kwik-E-Mart, from the multimedia property "The Simpsons," created by Matt Groening.

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apu, voted on by fans as the 18th best character in popular television show "the simpsons", is a character in popular television show "the simpsons"

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lets get this thread to 420 squishees

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DeepQantas posted:

remember when homer was hired by Richard Branson or some supervillain like that due to his long experience in nuclear power-plant management?

you're thinking of apu from the Simpson

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DeepQantas posted:

remember when homer was hired by Richard Branson or some supervillain like that due to his long experience in nuclear power-plant management?

this is ym favorite episode of the simpsons, hank scorpio is my inspiration in life

alnilam

Twilight Matrix posted:

this is ym favorite episode of the simpsons, hank scorpio is my inspiration in life

I share this sentiment and would also like to point out that in that ep, Apu, from the Simpson, feigns interest in buying the simpso house and is really just making a "statement" about what is like to be a kwik e mart manager

Luvcow

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apu and moe

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Luvcow posted:

apu and moe

from the simpsons

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luvcow posted:

apu and moe

at Tanagra

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
apu and moe from the simpsons, a Matt groening show carried by the fox network, alone in an alley

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Dr. Ph.D. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Jr.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Sex Male
Status Alive
Alias(es) Steve Barnes
Slime Q Slimedog
Apu DeBeaumarchais
Hair Black
Occupation Owner of the Kwik-E-Mart
Former:
Medical Student
Singer
Relatives Father: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Sr.
Mother: Unnamed Mother
Wife: Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Mistress (former): Annette
Ex-girlfriend: Selma Bouvier
Children: The Nahasapeemapetilon Octuplets
Brother: Sanjay
Nephew: Jamshed
Niece: Pahusacheta
Grandchildren: The Nahasapeemapetilon Octuplets' Octuplets (future)
First Appearance "The Telltale Head"


“(Referring to Homer) He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers, Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.”
―Apu Nahasapeemapetilon[src]

“Thank you! Come again!”
―Apu's catchphrase

“That is of great offence to my ancestors and family-but okay.”
―Apu

“Okay what ever”
―Apu

“Alright.”
―The Simpsons Tapped Out

Dr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ph.D. Jr., also known as Apu Du Beaumarchais[2], Slime Q Slimedog[3] and Steve Barnes[4], is the operator of the Kwik-E-Mart.


Apu's wedding with Manjula

During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, in which capacity he became a friend of Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Apu's friendship with the McCartneys caused him to be referred to by some (mainly himself) as "The Fifth Beatle", They visited Apu in Springfield around the time he became naturalized, He says that he Graduated from Calcutta Technical University, where he was the top of his class of 7 million and got a scholarship in the United States at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.).[5] In the United States he got a doctorate in computer science by designing the world's first tic-tac-toe program that only the top human players could beat (and which was broken by Bart years later), He then took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay back his student loans. He has great remembrance.
During the mid-1980s, Apu was a member of the barbershop quartet called The Be Sharps, which also
Young Apu

Young Apu
Kwiki Mart

Apu's Convenience Store the Kwik-E-Mart
consisted of Homer Simpson, Seymour Skinner, and Barney Gumble, who replaced original band member Chief Wiggum.[6] Upon the advice of Nigel, the band's manager, Apu took the stage name Apu du Beaumarche (a pun, as "du beau marché" means "of the beautiful market" in French) and denied "by the many arms of Vishnu" that he was actually a Hindu.

Apu and Manjula married after two years, Despite trying to wriggle out of the situation, Apu was won over soon after meeting Manjula and the two actually did fall in love. Later, Manjula gave birth to eight children after receiving a larger-than-recommended dose of fertility drugs.[7] Apu and Manjula have a mostly happy marriage, despite understandable marital problems caused by Apu's workaholic nature, the strain of caring for eight children, and two instances of infidelity by Apu. He and his family are devotees of the Hindu gods Shiva, Ganesha, and Vishnu. At Apu's wedding, Homer, in a misguided attempt to play on the bride and groom's families' fear of the gods, arrived dressed as the Hindu god Ganesh. The impersonation was seen through by one of Apu's relatives and failed miserably. Before his marriage, Apu became known as the leading ladies' man in Springfield, because he holds a Ph.D. and runs his own business. He also admitted, "I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen. I also like to design and build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room," which made the single women of Springfield go crazy for him. Despite his hectic marriage and home life, however, his first love is still to work in the Kwik-E-Mart, sometimes taking shifts long enough to send him into sleep deprived hallucinations in which he thinks he is "...a hummingbird of some kind." Also after Apu had an affair with the Annette, Manjula made him legally change his name to Slime Q Slimedog. He is revealed to have slept with Selma Bouvier after Homer and Marge's second wedding.
Yatzee simpsons

Apu in Yahtzee

He claims to know pi to 40000 decimal places, noting that the last place (40001st digit of pi) is 1
ApuFilm

Snake Holding a shot gun at Apu

When he becomes old, he looks like Sanjay.
Personality

Apu is generally polite towards his customers, always saying thank you, even after less-than-genial interactions with the public, such as armed hold-ups. He is also a dutiful worker to the point of being a virtual workaholic, spending so much time awake at one point he began to believe he was a hummingbird. He is often found spending more time at his workplace than even with his own family, to Manjula's irritation, especially when she finds out that in America, workplaces normally have weekends off, a practice that Apu evidently never told her.

However, he has some negative traits, shown throughout the course of the show. His hard work ethic and though loyal attitude notwithstanding, Marge In Chains shows him ruthlessly prosecute Marge Simpson over a misplaced and absentmindedly forgotten bottle of bourbon, and to even where he refuses the pleas of Homer for him to drop the unjustifed shoplifting charges and the trial for the sake of the reputation of security company joint sponsor of Kiwk-E-Mart's, Nordyne Defense Dynamics. Apu's antics with the Squishy Woman also highlights his infidelity that comes with his workaholism.

In some episodes, Apu is even seen manipulating customers into buying things they don't really need (sometimes into things which may be potentially life threatening and even fatal), and at exorbitantly marked up prices. He also sometimes lets slip some snideness in his polite greetings. He has a bit of a paranoid nature, as evidenced by his once jumping behind a counter and then shouting threats to Bart and Lisa who were walking in to investigate a robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart, and at least twice went up to the roof and started shooting his rifle at potential customers. Apu is also not immune to practicing the customary traits of Springfieldians, being backwardness, myopia, and even to outright stupidity, having been seen flocking to various questionable trends and to even participate in various mobbings.
Heritage

In addition to being Brahmans, Apu and Manjula appear to be South Indian, because of their last names and especially dark complexions. The name Apu means loving child in Tamil. However, Apu has also been shown to be Bengali.[8] However, Manjula speaks Hindi (interpreted as "baby talk" by Marge), to Maggie, as opposed to Tamil or Bengali, further complicating the matter. Still, Apu's parents very strongly appear to be Tamil.[9][10] Apu has a cousin named Kavi, who lives in Bangalore, which is part of Karnataka, South India; this would suggest that they are actually Kannadigas.[11]
Immigrant Status

Apu is a naturalized U.S. citizen and holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at the Calcutta Institute of Technology, going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. His doctoral dissertation was the world's first computer program to play perfect tic-tac-toe (Bart Simpson ruined it years later by plucking a random punch card out of the box along with several others). Apu began working at the Kwik-E-Mart during his college years to help pay off his student loans.

Sanjay, Apu's brother, helps him run the Kwik-E-Mart. Sanjay's daughter (and Apu's niece) is Pahusacheta. Sanjay's son is Jamshed. They all share the Nahasapeemapetilon surname. Apu has another younger brother, who is only mentioned in the episode of his marriage. When Apu's and Manjula's parents were first arranging their marriage, Apu was shown as the oldest of three on a chart. Apu also has a cousin living in India named Kavi, who helped Homer while he was in India. He works for many American companies taking service calls and can speak with American, Western, and Jamaican accents.[12] This episode, seeing that it takes place in Bangalore, strengthens the theory that Apu was born in South India. /wiki
Non Canon appearances Edit
Video Games

Apu has been a playable character in several Simpsons games. He is the only non-Simpson family playable character in the video game The Simpsons: Hit and Run, and his standard vehicle is a yellow version of his Pontiac Firebird called "Longhorn". He is in the fifth level which is downtown Springfield at night, where he tries to find the source of Buzz Cola and, with Bart Simpson, uncovers the alien reality TV show that has fuelled many of the game's events. He is also a driver and passenger in The Simpsons Road Rage, and is a fighter unlocked from the beginning in the Simpsons Wrestling. He appears walking around Springfield in The Simpsons Game but is a non-playable character, and can also be recruited into Marge's mob in the level Mob Rules. Apu is also seen in the game The Simpsons Tapped Out.
Futurama

Although he did not appear fully in person in The Simpsons' sister show, Futurama, his head could be seen in the head museum in "Space Pilot 3000" and "Bender's Big Score".
Behind the Laughter

Apu is voiced by Hank Azaria. Apu's surname, Nahasapeemapetilon, is a spoonerism of the name Pahasanee Mapetilon, combining the first and last names of a schoolmate of Simpsons writer Jeff Martin.
Merchandising
Apu has had four action figures in the World of Springfield line. There is also an Apu figure in the Kidrobot
Kwik-e-mart

World of Springfield Apu with Kwik-E-Mart
figure line.

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