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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012




Remember in The Omen there were photographs that presaged the victims' deaths?



Well look at that door frame spearing Lewis's head.

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Door frames at Spa, calling it.

#ForzaFrames
#HingeBenefits

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?


That's really something else huh...
Britain's current world champion ladies and gentlemen.
HAIL BRITTANIA.

A good self respecting team like the glorious Scud would never have a filthy commoner like that for a driver.


On an unrelated matter, somebody please buy me this AV tia

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Lowtax


But he had to do the raised eyebrow thing too, to try and look nonchalant or indifferent. gently caress Lewis

Aqualung
Oct 10, 2005

Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.



aequalis posted:

On an unrelated matter, somebody please buy me this AV tia



Looks like the rumours of Vettel learning Italian are true.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Alain Post posted:

Pastor is world class.

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007


Please tell me Lewis is getting a weave.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
keeping austin weird



Nap Ghost

Aqualung posted:

Looks like the rumours of Vettel learning Italian are true.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000


quote:

Niki Lauda
‏@OfficialNLauda

I do what I want. Nobody can tell me what to do.

https://twitter.com/OfficialNLauda/...247149386571776

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012




He's on fire!

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007

THE POWER
OF DREAMS


RedBull gives you whines


I've returned to the glorious motherland only to discover that F1 is no longer available on free to air TV.

And then they hosed up installing cable TV so I missed Hungary entirely which from all accounts was a boring snoozefest.

Right?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Yeah it was the worst race of the season, real funeral procession like Malaysia was.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDjNFv8VJs

Seamonster
Apr 30, 2007

IMMER SIEGREICH



"Just when I thought I was out (of the podium) they pull me back in!!"

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Think something witty and pretend it's written here.



On the other news in the moon language http://www.iltalehti.fi/formulat/20...133041_fo.shtml for Bottas.

The first GP-missing injury left him with a back problem that will probably require constant physical training for the rest of his career to ensure that it does not happen again.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009



Grimey Drawer

Der Kyhe posted:

On the other news in the moon language http://www.iltalehti.fi/formulat/20...133041_fo.shtml for Bottas.

The first GP-missing injury left him with a back problem that will probably require constant physical training for the rest of his career to ensure that it does not happen again.

Good

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!



Slippery Tilde

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Lewis is out of control

someone stop that man

enri
Dec 15, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day



El Hefe posted:

Lewis is out of control

someone stop that man

Think about it... the Mercedes team is the perfect backdrop for a bad 80s cop-buddy film... the straight-laced good guy (Rosberg), is allocated a new whacky out of control and off the rails new guy (Hamilton) when his experienced veteran partner retires (Schumacher), they pretend to get on for the sake of the department but in reality, they despise one another, sniping at one another behind closed doors.

Hi-jinks ensue, the straight laced cop and the out of control zany mad cop work out their differences and get their guy in the end.

It was an inside job, Lauda did it

Aqualung
Oct 10, 2005

Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.



enri posted:

Think about it... the Mercedes team is the perfect backdrop for a bad 80s cop-buddy film... the straight-laced good guy (Rosberg), is allocated a new whacky out of control and off the rails new guy (Hamilton) when his experienced veteran partner retires (Schumacher), they pretend to get on for the sake of the department but in reality, they despise one another, sniping at one another behind closed doors.

Hi-jinks ensue, the straight laced cop and the out of control zany mad cop work out their differences and get their guy in the end.

It was an inside job, Lauda did it

I wish you Brits had your own Britain only internet where you can post F1 fanfics.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The only thing that would make this thread even worse is Brazilian posters.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


The Dutch were really really bad back when Jos was still puttering around in a Minardi.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.



Apparently he was trying to hook up with Rihanna at this parade lol

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


I wish Lewis Hamilton the best of luck. God speed.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007

THE POWER
OF DREAMS


RedBull gives you whines


Diet Crack posted:

Yeah it was the worst race of the season, real funeral procession like Malaysia was.

I was at that race.

You wouldn't lie to me would you?

krushgroove
Oct 22, 2007

Disapproving look


Not sure if real but it certainly could be:

quote:

Hamilton 5/1 to keep barnet braided for Belgian Grand Prix
After Lewis Hamilton revealed his new braided hairstyle on Instagram, Betway are offering 5/1 that the F1 star remains freshly-plaited for the next Grand Prix.
The online bookmaker’s favourite is short back and sides at 1/2, while it’s 6/4 Hamilton will revert to a shaved look and 10/1 he gives the quiff another go.
Betway have also opened a market on Hamilton’s future with rumoured love interest Rihanna, offering 8/1 that the Mercedes driver appears in her next music video.
The firm make it 10/1 for the reigning drivers’ champion to take advice from Beyoncé and ‘put a ring on it’ by the end of the year and it’s 25/1 that Rihanna and Hamilton record a duet.
Betway’s Alan Alger, said: “Lewis Hamilton has gone with a few daring fashion choices recently, but I can’t see the new braided hairstyle being one that sticks. It will surely be far too uncomfortable underneath the helmet.”
Lewis Hamilton hairstyle at the Belgian Grand Prix (August 23rd):
Short back and sides 1/2
Shaved 6/4
Braided 5/1
Quiff 10/1
Mohican/Mohawk 16/1
Side parting 25/1
Bleached 40/1
Centre parting 50/1
Slick back 66/1
Topknot 250/1
Alice band 500/1
Mullet 1000/1

enri
Dec 15, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day



Aqualung posted:

I wish you Brits had your own Britain only internet where you can post F1 fanfics.

This is our internet and if you don't like it then you can jolly well bugger off and get your own internet. Bloody foreigners.

krushgroove posted:

Not sure if real but it certainly could be:

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005



Grimey Drawer

I think you guys all love Lewis Hamilton and definitely want to suck him off lol.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



We can only hope that a wall sans tire barrier is the thing that stops Hamilton.. forever...

Rihanna's forehead and Lewis' ego are made for eachother.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013


Alain Post posted:

The Dutch were really really bad back when Jos was still puttering around in a Minardi.

the dutch are even worse now with max

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


track day bro! posted:

I think you guys all love Lewis Hamilton and definitely want to suck him off lol.

Hell,

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013


i love bbc

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.



Benson, Benson you're the best. Rub your news juice on my chest

RALF
Mar 15, 2009



Grimey Drawer

Nico doesn't love bbc

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

btw did keevo close the other thread to preserve the sanctity of such a great thread? lol

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Arai says Honda's reliability woes "behind them".

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


By the old system McLaren-Honda would have 2 points.

1500quidpoocati
Jan 19, 2014



Human Grand Prix posted:

Arai says Honda's reliability woes "behind them".

Hell I believe him. They're going to be beating Mercedes for the rest of the season.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

The Scud and Honest Ron battling it out like in ye olde times hells yeah

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


"Honest Ron" is a good one.

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